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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I spent the intervening years in the Japanese circuit, and grew a little too attached to my Weird Japanese Gimmick.

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

The Lord of Hats posted:

:dogbutton:

OUTRAGE! PHILISTINES! YOU ARE ALL PHILISTINES! YOU HAVE NO APPRECIATION FOR THE SKY!

CapitalistPig, I DEMAND a match so that I can defend my honor from this filthy usurper! He is unfit to climb the ropes, yet they call him a high flier? PATHETIC!
Are you hearing that, CPig?

A grudge match with the "official" lord of the skies sounds like a pretty good push to get me over, doesn't it?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I'm a mushroom. :colbert:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

The Lord of Hats posted:

But the Mushroom... Do I truly need to point out that despite our first show having an actual thirteen attendees, Mushroom somehow got 'thousands' of votes? When he won by *submission*? He has besmirched my dignity, and for that he shall pay!
That's just because CPig is bad at this game and spent the whole first episode trying to use long matches to build hype with no payoff at the end.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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CCKeane posted:

*shits in locker room*

Hey Whats Little Mac doing here? *points at feces*
I'm more impressed you managed to create such a precise replica of CPig's management skills.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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CapitalistPig posted:

Yes exactly that, we are putting on really good shows for our size.
I retract everything I said about your playing, and about half of the things I didn't say.

The Lord of Hats posted:

Okay, so as I understand it we're actually putting on pretty good shows, but since our audience is absolutely miniscule, that automatically puts the description as "godawful", because that rating is some value multiplied by the crowd or something? Or do we all just suck at this.
You, however, are going to get skydunked.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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You may have the edge in skill, HATS, but I have the people on my side!

It's the mind control spores. :ssh:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Escape, Jake! Escape this terrible league!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I still laugh like an idiot every time I think of the kind of wrestling fans that would gather at an elementary school to watch people nobody's heard of. It's not like there's a lot of them. It's just over a dozen weirdos.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

CapitalistPig posted:


Poison Mushroom comes out and tries to participate but it doesn't go over well.


Philistines. My mushroom puns were great.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Since I'm a genderless mushroom, can I be in both leagues?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I did not appear this week, therefore I do not care.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

CapitalistPig posted:

Somebody isn't reading.
That's what I said. :shrug:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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I'll click my heels and kick your rear end, Gay Mysterio!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Oh, well, guess it's time to hit HATS in the back of the head with a steel chair.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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The difference between a heel and a face is that faces only do that to people who deserve it.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Yesssssss. Time for my heel turn! :unsmigghh:

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I need a big high profile heel turn or something. I'm supposed to be the wacky Japanese wrestler!

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