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GATOS Y VATOS posted:the app needs a "closest abortion clinic" function it should lnk to ur post history
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BeOSPOS posted:it should lnk to ur post history 
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http://mashable.com/2016/01/07/robot-suitcase/#1x9dA8B1OqqCquote:The NUA Robotics suitcase is upping the bar for "smart," though: By using an in-suitcase camera sensor as well as Bluetooth pairing through a smartphone app, the suitcase knows where its owner is, and can follow along (at least on flat surfaces). Good luck getting that poo poo through security. "Yes this is my autonomous drone and inside it i have a large homemade clock. Also it's powered by large lithium ion batteries from China. Like hover boards."
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motorola mobility is now 'moto by lenovo'
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Elder Postsman posted:http://mashable.com/2016/01/07/robot-suitcase/#1x9dA8B1OqqC Baggage handlers can ignore a ticking suitcase. The security task force guy, he called baggage handlers Throwers. Modern bombs don't tick. But a suitcase that vibrates, the baggage handlers, the Throwers, have to call the police. Nine times out of ten, the security task force guy says, the vibration is an electric razor. This was my cordless electric razor. The other time, it's a vibrating dildo. Imagine, the task force guy says, telling a passenger on arrival that a dildo kept her baggage on the East Coast. Sometimes it's even a man. It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Use the indefinite article. A dildo. Never your dildo. Never, ever say the dildo accidentally turned itself on. A dildo activated itself and created an emergency situation that required evacuating your baggage. There was the airline representative at the gate, and there was the security task force guy to say, ha, your electric razor kept your checked baggage at Dulles. The task force guy called the baggage handlers Throwers. Then he called them Rampers. To prove things could be worse, the guy told me at least it wasn't a dildo. Then, maybe because I'm a guy and he's a guy and it's one o'clock in the morning, maybe to make me laugh, the guy said industry slang for flight attendant was Space Waitress. Or Air Mattress.
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graph posted:motorola mobility is now 'moto by lenovo' ni hao moto
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hello novo
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 These OneWheel guys got the Federal Marshals to come to CES apparently to shut down the Chinese company making literal exact knockoffs of their cool board thing. I'm glad they did that, because then I heard of it, and it looks super cool and fun. However it costs $1500 and lol I'd rather buy a moped for a third the price. However, that cheap chinese knockoff is probably like 80% as good and costs 30% their special American version and is on Alibaba. Is Alibaba legit still? Oh sorry also a link: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-01-07/u-s-marshals-raid-hoverboard-booth-at-ces Stereotype fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Jan 8, 2016 |
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that's some hood poo poo and looks like a drat wheelbarrow wheel 1500 lol
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flakeloaf posted:cooling fan generates thrust on smooth surfaces lol
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lol that guys a whiny baby "I invented a stick with a wheel in it and nobody can copy it. wait, somebody has a stick with a wheel in it???? gotta burn them all down"
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have outward-curved TVs become a thing yet?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6MNzgvBKw skip to 1:40:30-ish for the saddest thing in the world
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Blue Train posted:that's some hood poo poo and looks like a drat wheelbarrow wheel Looks way cooler than those stupid hoverboard things though, and it can go like 6 miles @ 15mph, so maybe useful for a commute. Plus it could fit in my office where a moped cannot. But yeah I can buy a car for $1500.
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Stereotype posted:Looks way cooler than those stupid hoverboard things though, and it can go like 6 miles @ 15mph, so maybe useful for a commute. Plus it could fit in my office where a moped cannot. why would you need to put your moped in your office during work hours? maybe you shouldnt work in the hood
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Dubstep Jesus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6MNzgvBKw these drum sticks are so clumsy, they hit each other, and when you open your goofy mitts and let go of your instruments they fall to the ground, oh no! THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY now you can flap your arms around and sometimes when you do that a .wav file of a drum sound plays intel doong-*silence*-doong-ding
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flakeloaf posted:these drum sticks are so clumsy, they hit each other, and when you open your goofy mitts and let go of your instruments they fall to the ground, oh no! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_QauW8uhZ0
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Dubstep Jesus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6MNzgvBKw haha what the heck
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Dubstep Jesus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6MNzgvBKw im physically cringing so hard im going to break my spine
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idk the concept of art created w/ new vr stuff is pretty cool and in the hands of a good artist could probably produce interesting things.
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graph posted:im physically cringing so hard im going to break my spine
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Dubstep Jesus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6MNzgvBKw what the gently caress
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I thought you meant like 1:30/1:40. lmao
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dcseankun posted:why would you need to put your moped in your office during work hours? Parking is expensive or far away, even for mopeds.
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Dubstep Jesus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6MNzgvBKw if this weren't on intel's official channel i'd swear it was an edit
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Dubstep Jesus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6MNzgvBKw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZErvASwdlU
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good idea: becoming an adult, doing the things you wanted to do as a ten year old bad idea: becoming an adult, doing a ten year old
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flakeloaf posted:good idea: becoming an adult, doing the things you wanted to do as a ten year old like if you read this in the voice from animaniacs! #only90smanchildren
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As a Millennial I posted:if this weren't on intel's official channel i'd swear it was an edit it reminded me of those videos of live band performances that some dude dubbed over with an intentionally version of the performance. think they were named like "iron maiden shreds", "rush shreds", etc.
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this is the best one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BrLEuzVCVQ
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Dubstep Jesus posted:it reminded me of those videos of live band performances that some dude dubbed over with an intentionally version of the performance. think they were named like "iron maiden shreds", "rush shreds", etc. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3758639&pagenumber=11#post454734888
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I saw shingy today so CES accomplished for me. 
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what the gently caress was that Intel thing
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this guy is a child molester fyi
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