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dcseankun
Jun 17, 2005

suck my diiiiick, i'm a catshaaark!!!

FAT BATMAN posted:

Ever since I saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a kid I've wanted a Rube Goldberg-like device that makes breakfast for me. When I wake up I hit a switch and it starts an automated process while I shower and get dressed. By the time I'm ready to eat there's a plate of eggs and pancakes w a glass of OJ waiting for me. When can my internet of things do that.



No OJ sorry...

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dcseankun
Jun 17, 2005

suck my diiiiick, i'm a catshaaark!!!
The smart belt, dubbed WELT, is a health tracking belt which monitors your fitness, activity levels and waist size.

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Also...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKBSHQyafMA

dcseankun
Jun 17, 2005

suck my diiiiick, i'm a catshaaark!!!

Stereotype posted:

Looks way cooler than those stupid hoverboard things though, and it can go like 6 miles @ 15mph, so maybe useful for a commute. Plus it could fit in my office where a moped cannot.

But yeah I can buy a car for $1500.

why would you need to put your moped in your office during work hours?

maybe you shouldnt work in the hood

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