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Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

That immediate co-op knifing of the very first guy has set my expectation for this LP.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 12:13

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:57

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

IBlameRoadSuess posted:

The fact that you guys aren't just JAMMING on the "call for partner" button shocks and confuses me so much.

CHRIS!
SHEVA!
CHRIS!
ON MY WAY!
CHRIS!
I CAN'T RIGHT NOW!

Do this, but with your own voices.

IBlameRoadSuess posted:

the true buttslides/melee trainwreck

# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 13:28

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

everyone posted:

best guns

This is the best magnum/handcannon.

Occasionally it gets excited and explodes, healing you.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 05:43

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Gnoman posted:

Mines work SO much better in multiplayer, since you don't have Sheva walking behind you and picking them back up.

CJacobs, you know what to do.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 20:08

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

CJacobs posted:

But the real question is does this thing have nipples?

Obviously, it has nipples that erupt into plagas which it then uses as nipplegs.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 19:41

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

CJacobs is so good at games that he can be wrong about EVERYTHING.

Alexeythegreat posted:

I... didn't notice any artifacting

Same.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 20:16

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Yeah, the reach of Surprising T-Shirts is truly incredible.

Also, I'm gonna recommend that anyone who hasn't already experienced Botswanan Metal and Wakaliwood to rectify that immediately.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 06:13

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

CJacobs posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv0eKZbSlAk

This is the African Death Bush that I was talking about. Look at how COMPLETELY UNASSUMING it looks!! gently caress nature, man!

Meet a North American version! This particular form of plant bullshit is widespread enough for like a dozen different kinds of plants to be called some variation on "wait-a-minute" or "lawyer".

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 01:18

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

CJacobs posted:

WHY IS THIS PLANET'S GREENERY SO DECEPTIVELY FUCKHORRIBLE

At least there's no deception with thorny plants. The thorns are all right there, plainly visible. Once you've seen the thorns, all you have to do is not jump in like an idiot.
_{_{What do you mean there's something called a Jumping Cactus?}}

# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 00:16

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

God, it's like, right there, how do you miss that?

# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 22:45

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

CJacobs posted:

Here are just a few of the more ridiculous emblems that we've missed so far:

That's impressive, but have you ever seen a game where some target collectibles are shoved so deep into obscure level geometry that you couldn't even get into a position to see them if you picked the wrong movement option, or are so far out in the skybox that it's impossible to reach with nearly half your weapon options?

# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 23:53

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Zain posted:

You have my curiosity! Tell me more about this game. Is it Dirge of Cerberus?

Front Mission Evolved. JohnofOrdo3 lped it, and for a quick example, here they snipe a sensor that's so far out it's not even visible on youtube.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 00:56

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

"Hi I'm CJacobs and this is Spider With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Spider With Your Dad"

# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 02:31

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

One time I returned an eggsac to a wolf spider.

It's me.

I'm the one perpetuating this nightmare universe of spiders that CJacobs cannot escape.

I am not, however, the one putting the velociraptor claw slippers on the spiders in the game. I don't really know what's up with that.

CJacobs posted:

Did you know that a hundred spiders crawl into your mouth every night while you sleep? Yeah I bet you didn't.

False! You were closer to what spiders do in the night in the video:

CJacobs posted:

Spiders can go suck a dick

# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 05:30

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Zain posted:

I don't really know much about deadmau5 outside of his name.

Inquiries can be directed to GBS.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 17:56

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

And that is your "huh." SA fact of the day.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 19:38

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

When you're operating a mirror that's being shined on, is it possible to rotate yourself into the path of the incoming beam?

CJacobs posted:

We need to be very careful not to kill ourselv- AAAAAGHGGHAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAA

In light of this new information on what happens when CJacobs is combined with lasers, I formally retract my suggestion to play Warframe.

He didn't even get hit by a wide sweep! That was a split second reflection and of all the places he could've been in the room he was right in the path of that line! Is CJacobs' Sheva in fact the Ellie of this LP?

# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 22:13

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Oh, no, Chris and Sheva definitely made it to the top of the mental ladder.

Where they found a blue emblem and some ammo, and promptly jumped back down.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 18:34

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

What just happened here are now my favorite posts since Filth Hound.

The gently caress is wrong with you, Australia?

# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 07:36

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

With all the talk of taints and testicles, I can only assume they're here because the C in CJacobs stands for Ceeker, as in "of Grundles".

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 01:21

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

CJacobs posted:

The game has you covered, somehow!

So basically the thingy on her chest wasn't actually mind controlling her, it was pumping her full of drugs that weakened her will enough that Wesker could tell her what to do because I guess he's just the Zombie Drug Recipient Master Controller now or something.

The skul-gun of LP Convergence demands a more memorable name than "P30" for a plant-derived implant-administered supersoldier drug. I think... "Nectar". Yes. Yes that will work.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 00:36

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

CJacobs posted:

So after the events of this game the BSAA are basically testing Jill to see if her antibodies can be used to combat zambambo viruses in large enough quantities.

This sounds like it's just going to result in the J-Virus somehow.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 03:01

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

ManlyGrunting posted:

Sheva, don't punch his goddamn belt buckle, his penis is right there!

It's like Batman's utility belt, except instead of gadgets it's all spare sunglasses. Get those away from Wesker, and something happens! Brilliant, right?

# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 07:32

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

CJacobs posted:

WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT SOMETHING LARGER THAN NORMAL???

Calm down Sheva, they're not talking about Chris' arms.

# ¿ May 9, 2016 05:13

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:57

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Everyone notices Chris' boulderpunching, but can we talk about Wesker's inflatable tube man armflail?

# ¿ May 11, 2016 21:55

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