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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer
I've played through the entirety of this ridiculous game and I have no idea what the controversy is :colbert:
(edit: granted, I never gave half a drat about finding out anything about the game barring the game itself, so that may be a reason)

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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Jesus I keep forgetting how loving huge Chris is.

The funny thing is that such physique is actually attainable, given the appropriate genetics and not being very tall (or steroids, or both), but being that huge as an operative is plain stupid, as this requires an insane amount of calories to maintain and fucks with cardiovascular endurance, which is a must

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer

drkeiscool posted:

I do like how you can see how tactical gear has evolved between then and now.

I also like how the years have changed the shape of Chris's skull.

Implying that Chris had a shape of the skull in non-HD RE1 :colbert:

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Tricep van Guns

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer
What if I told you that I never noticed the humanist loincloth when I played the game? :v:

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Zain posted:

What the heck!?! So I made a post last night and it only just posts now? Great.

I saw the post yesterday and it says "Feb 5, 2016 14:09"

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer
I... didn't notice any artifacting

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer
I'm usually the insensitive dick who asks "How the hell is this racist/misogynic/homophobic/whatever else?" to everyone's dismay, but how is this part of the game not racist?

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

RealSovietBear posted:

This kinda continues in RE6 where the "Eastern European country of Edonia" speaks broken Serbian.

They probably think that Eastern Europe is everything to the east of Germany

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer

Zain posted:

You mean the EU doesn't revolve around Germany? :v:

It does. Thing is, Eastern Europe is literally 4 countries (Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova), and none of them are in EU

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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whowhatwhere posted:

Wait really? The Baltic States are Central Europe?

Different classifications put them into either Eastern or Northern Europe, but the latter is far more common. It makes no sense and the reason is mostly political, but that's how it is.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Found one. The 2000 IS-DT, which sounds like a top-secret Soviet tank gun and will set you back $2,200. Bit of a high price just to mash A+D for 30 seconds, but who am I to judge!

And there I was, expecting something mundane like a keyboard with a bunch of diamonds in it

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Zain posted:

Lemme tell you it was funny the first time and during that segment I was thinking of failing it some more just ot have Cjacobs mash that crank.

And I thought I was the one who enjoys suffering :v:

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer

Zain posted:

Just want to post this here, cause seriously WHAT THE gently caress!?!


Hi Enrel Inari,
Due to a copyright claim, your YouTube video has been blocked. This means that your video can no longer be played on YouTube, and you may have lost access to some features of YouTube.
Video title: Re5 9
Includes: Audiovisual content
Claimed by: Studio71_1_2

Who the gently caress is Studio71_1_2 how the hell do they own the rights to RE5 visuals?

Welcome to YouTube :v:

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Why go for something as broadly defined as chickens, if you can narrower it down to the only part of chicken that truly matters: the breast?

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer

Zain posted:

Oh he's also a goon?

And a GBS mod

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer
Triple barrel shotguns are an actual thing that exists.
Don't know what their purpose is, but they exist :v:

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer

CJacobs posted:

This game goes loving insane as you close in on the end and I am so very excited for Zain to witness it for the first time.

I already warned Zain that awesome things will be said by the game and the characters in the game in the endgame cutscenes. One phrase in particular stands out.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer
Wait, are you telling me that they're getting out of the grave? :v:

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer
Well, RE5 was the last RE I played
And the second one
And the last one

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer
I'll have you know that Wesker does not care only about Africa, the guy is global :colbert:

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer

Please delete it, I want Zain to react to it live when you guys get there :v:

nutri_void fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Mar 25, 2016

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer
I have no memory of anything that is going on in the video.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Grimey Drawer

Zain posted:

Woop woop! Update time :dance:

Part Seventeen: Starts with Penis

I'm not going to edit out anymore gently caress ups from here on out. Figure, might as well put as much effort into the end game as the developers did.

And thus we start our descent into madness!

[watches 2 minutes]
And I thought I was going crazy :v:

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
How did I beat that part with lickers in single player and why do I remember none of this :stare:
Edit: how did I beat Wesker in single player and why do I remember none of this :stare:

nutri_void fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Apr 28, 2016

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Because that is necessary to achieve the monumental cathartic singularity of insanity that the game will unleash upon you at its dawn.
All will become clear. In time.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
If the test subject is turned into a humongous cadaver-devouring tentacular entity, did it fail or succeed?

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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Zain posted:

Thank you! I just wish the last videos weren't so... ugh but I'm glad people are enjoying it.

I told you it's not that offensive.

Also, a great LP... but can you find something equally stupid to play for whatever's next? :v:

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