Thunderdome 2016teen: Fast Writing, Bad Writing

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SadisTech: Jun 26, 2013; Clem.

I'm in

by which I mean IN THE OTHER TEAM, I'M GOING TO SPORTS THEM SO HARD THAT THE MOIST, DANGLING REMNANTS OF WHATEVER ORIFICES THEY OWN WILL TANGLE AROUND THEIR FEET AND MAKE THEM DROP THE loving BALL

e: :toxx:

because I'm a miserable double failure

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SadisTech: Jun 26, 2013; Clem.

blackmarketlimb posted:

i was the whale you bedicked.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 08:35

SadisTech: Jun 26, 2013; Clem.

Broenheim posted:

Word Bounty for Everyone Involved

my other ref is too nice. all this stuff about fans and friendship and bullshit. gently caress that poo poo, this is sports, were loving fighting each other 'cause there's only one person on the time that matters and that's you. everyone is loving morons who cant hit a ball. so then, i want you to write about why you think youre the best, why youre going to win this entire thing, and why everyone else youre playing against is poo poo and why the rest of your team should thank you for providing even a little bit of quality (up to 300 words). when you submit you must also do something else. you may either claim the words, or you may say that you want to delete some of your opponent's words. if you want the words put i want the words at the top and if you want to take the words put take my opponent's words at the top. then when im finished judging these ill tell you how many words you get (up to 100) or how many words youre opponents have lost (up to -100 words). this is going until midnight PST today, so get them in quick.

i want the words

I deserve them. Self-evidently. Look, I'm a white male, middle class, getting along towards middle age, living in a Western nation. I have a secure, undemanding and uninspiring job that is technology-related in a global health insurance corporation.

I bathe in an ocean of privilege that has no shore. And because the world is clearly just, this is all due to my own inherent merit.

How could I possibly lose to any of these people?

Give me more words, not because I need them; just because I want them, and I'm used to getting what I want without more than a token effort.

I'll even say thank you, but only because it doesn't cost me anything to do so.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 01:40

SadisTech: Jun 26, 2013; Clem.

Broenheim posted:

one note joke that's also really dumb imo, +20 words.

Oh, hey, thank you.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 06:22

SadisTech: Jun 26, 2013; Clem.

sebmojo posted:

three words going free to anyone

yoink

# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 10:58

SadisTech: Jun 26, 2013; Clem.

SadisTech fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Feb 10, 2016

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 05:52

SadisTech: Jun 26, 2013; Clem.

Is the third judge spot filled yet? I'm keen to help if not.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 22:14

SadisTech: Jun 26, 2013; Clem.

In.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 22:23

SadisTech: Jun 26, 2013; Clem.

SadisTech fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Feb 10, 2016

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