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cat_herder

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that Muslim-hating friend gave me the worst loving cold, and I've been pounding cold medicine so much that I'm hallucinating. I might be seeing the fates of the world, our at least your fate maybe.

it looks like a dead dinosaur's head in my bed

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I'm laying in bed and the cats keep sticking their faces in my face to see if I'm dead yet

my new dog

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wow same here.. dont hear me complaining about it though. it really sucks but im getting better, i have plenty of snile in the fridge.

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feel better. think about what you did to piss off god.

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are you drinking syrup or swallowing pills & also what kind of cold medicine is it? please stay safe

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my new dog posted:

wow same here.. dont hear me complaining about it though. it really sucks but im getting better, i have plenty of snile in the fridge.

what's snile, is it the cute for the cold

thank you chairman meow

Adiabatic

What have you assholes done now?
you should like

get some relaxers

for that muscle you pulled

i am not a doctor

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BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

are you drinking syrup or swallowing pills & also what kind of cold medicine is it? please stay safe

both but it's not doing much

I need a bigger bottle of Delsym

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Adiabatic posted:

you should like

get some relaxers

for that muscle you pulled

i am not a doctor

my husband had weed chocolate I can maybe ask for that but it might make things weirder

actually that's a great idea thanks

Adiabatic

What have you assholes done now?

meteloides posted:

my husband had weed chocolate I can maybe ask for that but it might make things weirder

actually that's a great idea thanks

getting weird should not warrant apprehension hth

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meteloides posted:

both but it's not doing much

I need a bigger bottle of Delsym

hoooo boy have fun

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heres my question: who else is dying from this cold, i.e. who did you murder to cause some people to fearfully call you "the byob murderer"?

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BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

hoooo boy have fun

dying while surrounded by small apex predators is gonna be interesting

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dumb crambo posted:

heres my question: who else is dying from this cold, i.e. who did you murder to cause some people to fearfully call you "the byob murderer"?

sine piece of poo poo who asked for it

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what does your illness tell you of my fate??

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BIRDCON 2017 posted:

what does your illness tell you of my fate??

hello my fellow frequently sick friend

I hear water running, you should make sure the puppies don't freeze

e: pipes too

landy.
are you sure the cats are checking to see if you're dead and not just looking at you


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Hot soup is the best...feel better soon.

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my husband made congee but he wants me to put it away and I can barely stand

landy the get up in my face in the dark and poke the blanket where my hands are until I pet them

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I just saw a guy in a .jpg shrug out of the corner of my eye

congee got put up safely btw he helped lift the heavy things

everything is a heavy thing right now

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Adiabatic posted:

getting weird should not warrant apprehension hth

this is a philosophy to live by

ron color
what if a dog wore a hat like a person

lmbo calrissian

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men are my passion
the cats are taking your furniture around, nico's these days plays as you resign

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meteloides posted:

I'm laying in bed and the cats keep sticking their faces in my face to see if I'm dead yet

they just want to know if it's too soon to eat you. One nibble?

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lmbo calrissian posted:

the cats are taking your furniture around, nico's these days plays as you resign

they already practically own the bed I have to negotiate sleeping territory on a regular basis

Ron what if people wore dogs like hats

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Zorodius posted:

they just want to know if it's too soon to eat you. One nibble?

I'm highly suspicious of any love bites or licking, now

loving cats don't eat diseased flesh

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ron diodn't answer me so I assume he was eaten by dogs

I'm still sick but less sick than yesterday :toot: and the cats are being really clingy they are curing me with their purrs

Tebulot

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Remember to drink water and even though it might not be the best lots of hot showers really does feel great when I'm sick






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I have a lot of Tang, so I'm getting water + vitamin C

a hot shower might be nice, I'm gonna try that after I sleep

when I stood up just now I got really dizzy so maybe I should go do that sleep thing now

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
sauna's great, too, but only after the worst has passed

don't heat it super hot either, 80 C is just fine for relaxing

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I HAD MUSHROOM CHOCOLATE

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Tebulot

im hip now bois

It sucks but you just gotta wait it out hey!






Scaly Haylie

goddammit my new dog, what's snile

mags

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is there a such thing as...weed soup?

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mister magpie posted:

is there a such thing as...weed soup?

my family has long eaten salmon soup, which basically consists of milk, butter and canned salmon drowned in oyster crackers, so yeah probably

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Lizard Wizard posted:

my family has long eaten salmon soup, which basically consists of milk, butter and canned salmon drowned in oyster crackers, so yeah probably

wth

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everyone in the idf must die

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Lizard Wizard posted:

my family has long eaten salmon soup, which basically consists of milk, butter and canned salmon drowned in oyster crackers, so yeah probably

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Lizard Wizard posted:

my family has long eaten salmon soup, which basically consists of milk, butter and canned salmon drowned in oyster crackers, so yeah probably

but why

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