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Man. I'm someone overly-invested in oWoD stuff (I just had a friend over; he said my basement looks like a game store). I'll admit Mage was never my favorite, but this M20 poo poo is inexcusable. Like, it would be bad enough in a vacuum, as a Revised-Revised edition of Mage, but it's following on the heels of two product lines that are legitimately good distillations of Vampire and Werewolf, expanded and cleaned up and adapted for modern gamers. How do you gently caress things up this badly? I want more behind-the-scenes tell-alls, anything that would explain and excuse...this. Lie to me, if you have to.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 18:45 |
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2024 03:10 |
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Fatal & Friends 2016: My new life goal is to smack Brucato over the head with a rolled-up newspaper
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 07:58 |
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Didn't Revised also have a general "the magical brainwashing and implants aren't working the way they used to, so we're having to be less Disney Evil"? I know it was a minor note in some of Hunter and the later "XX of the East" books, anyway.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 01:01 |
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LatwPIAT posted:Degrees of Success Then #2 and #3 together just comes across as Brucato trying for a creepy as hell humble-brag. "Finding a new winsome lass to share my bed? Why, that's easier than making scrambled eggs (which you'll note I already said was Difficulty 4*)." And the examples for #5...uggghhhh. gently caress you, Brucato, that poo poo was tired in the 80s. You didn't even do it right, that's supposed to be the example for "Nearly Impossible" and it'd go under "Difficulty 10", or require 10 successes or something. You didn't even add in a note about the quality of your writing in between sessions of jerking yourself off, so I can't make a joke about how you clearly didn't get enough successes to do a good job. *Way to double-up on examples and still manage to gently caress up the rules, jackass. Is making breakfast "Easy" (Diff 4, one success) or "Complete" (diff ??, 3 successes)? Cthulhu Dreams posted:Why do people have these pointlessly complex dice pool mechanics when most people (including myself) cannot accurately tell you how much harder it is to get two successes with 7 dice against TN 6 vs TN 7. If the GM can't work that out then he doesn't know what he is doing when he sets the difficulty.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 22:51 |
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Doresh posted:
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 14:44 |
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I feel like that one is the absolute worst of the 1e adventures, and they basically ignored it from that point on; even though 1e/2e writing was metaplotty as all hell and constantly made references to events that happened in adventures (usually with an assumed railroad and ending, despite a lot of the adventures having pretty loose/multiple outcomes), the only thing I remember seeing mentioned ever again was Yoroshiku. Which brings me to my other L5R 1e adventure complaint...the names. 1e wasn't great about it, but this adventure is real bad about names that aren't just "not names", but go full-on "words barely related to the person, that would never be names, that also show up in Japanese 101 vocab lists". I made fun of it when I ran L5R by giving all of my Unicorn NPCs super dumb names, mostly food puns.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 23:24 |
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The whole Mage thing has made me think of Full Metal Alchemist, or at least my memories of it from watching when it first came out. It's got the "paradigm" thing too, in that everyone but the main character does magic with elaborate magic circles drawn in chalk or embroidered into gloves or whatever, while the main character has done a classical "sacrifice the physical body for enlightenment" sort of ritual and understands holy poo poo if you clasp your hands together it makes a circle whooooa. In the show, it's presented as "look at this genius who is the best alchemist ever." I'm sure if Brucato was writing, he'd present it as "psh, look at all these sheeple who just don't get it like I do, they're such losers ." It's, just...Brucato has created a thing that is a counter-example of itself. "Presentation and trappings don't matter", says the book that alienates and antagonizes its audience.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 23:56 |
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SirPhoebos posted:I was reading through the F&F archive and I saw that Phil Brucato was going to be doing the Changeling 20th Anniversary book. Has that been released yet? Aww, man. I kind of liked Changeling (despite everything). Did no one learn from M20?
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 20:47 |
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Mors Rattus posted:...why? [Edit:] You know, on a little more contemplation, I realized I'm mainly into the sub-splats that want to murder/eat the "core" Changeling characters and destroy their society. Make of that what you will. AmiYumi fucked around with this message at 22:42 on May 2, 2016 |
# ¿ May 2, 2016 22:38 |
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"Trolls consider all women repulsive" has been borne out as true on the internet, so F.A.T.A.L. gets at least one thing right.
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# ¿ May 3, 2016 17:44 |
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Brucato really should have the same level of prominence and professional respect as Chris Fields. Who at WW/OP has such a boner for hiring him?
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# ¿ May 7, 2016 16:28 |
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No thought given whatsoever to where starting PCs are supposed to fit into the creator's intricately-defined world, or what they're possibly supposed to do? Can also double as 80s RPG if you add the caveat "what are starting PCs supposed to do that God-NPCs wouldn't have already taken care of".
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# ¿ May 12, 2016 01:33 |
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Alien Rope Burn posted:Legend of the Five Rings had "Tropical Fish", a skill solely for the caretaking of exotic fish. Rifts had "Sea Holistic Medicine". Vampire: the Masquerade had "Pottery". Pottery! It was definitely a thing for any '90s game with a decent supplement train.
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 03:00 |
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I remember actually liking (and running) the adventure in that GM Pack, albeit in a wildly-expanded form that ended with the some of the PCs joining/taking over the nearly-destroyed minor clan. Which I remember the pack giving the impression was, like, a half-dozen people at most.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 19:53 |
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Right now (1e), though, the Unicorn are just nebulously "foreign"; IIRC they lean more towards German of all things, with NPCs named "Marta" and zweihanders and such.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 17:53 |
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The Crab also fall into the same Lion trap of "sure you're stronger militarily than the other clans, but your social ineptness means that the Crane just had the Emperor himself call for your immediate retreat and seppuku and also a bunch of other concessions". Is anyone going to address that totally-not-gross-and-sexist pic of Hida O-Ushi that was every L5R magazine ad I ever remember seeing? The one where her biggest "muscle" appears to be sideboob/underboob/overboob?
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 00:08 |
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Alien Rope Burn posted:This is probably the one you're thinking of, her Experienced 2 version in the CCG. I don't think it was used in the RPG, though. with the sort of cringey misogynerd attract text you'd expect from an ad in InQuest or Dragon or wherever I kept seeing it. *maybe an extended version? I definitely remember an implication she was only wearing a breastplate, although maybe that was in-text Night10194 posted:It sounds like multiple clans being major line staff's special babies was a serious problem for L5R.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 00:52 |
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For fun, compare the things a Doji Courtier can just sling around as "favors" for free to the things a Yasuki Merchant can source but has to roll for at the same rank. Then remember that Yasuki don't get any other school abilities and get poo poo on in-universe and rules-wise for being dishonorable merchant scum! Game balance or something, am I right? Mors Rattus posted:I kinda wish the magic art powers had lasted beyond this. And been generalized to every clan. AmiYumi fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Aug 28, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 00:07 |
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Night10194 posted:I don't think anyone actually likes the Scorpion in any capacity, do they? ...gently caress, I really need to rethink my life.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 01:02 |
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Night10194 posted:Same person, all related? I'm sure at least one of them has opinions about Ethics in Games Journalism, which is why I have been sure to never bring it up ever. (If we're going into "best clan chat", then as perennial GM I chose the Spider/Shadowlands mon for my 4e corebook.)
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 01:54 |
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Kavak posted:Are any of them named John Wick? And Mors, they're old gaming friends who I only interact with on Facebook now, but I have been tempted.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 03:04 |
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Simian_Prime posted:I feel like we get constant hints of other threats (horde of not-Mongols, traders from not-Europe), but they never get much detail? Then they were finally all "gently caress it, we'll kinda put out an Ivory Kingdoms boxset, but still keep things sketchy and make it after the fun stuff's already happened*" for 4e. *and it was amazing, I know, don't get me wrong
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 16:06 |
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Mors Rattus posted:4e also presents the 'child abuse' thing as rumors other clans tell but which aren't accurate for 90% of the Lion. And, especially in 1e, the whole thing of "the Clans go to war all the time for dumb reasons" makes even more sense than it does later; they each have their own reasons, on top of the general reason of "an idle warrior class stifling under an impossible code of honor" thing. Like...the Lion take their "stewards of the Emperor" thing super seriously, and are OBVIOUSLY the most honorable and strong and would do a better job looking after their neighbor's lands which belong to the Emperor anyway in the long run, and our armies need the practice and farmland besides. Meanwhile the Crab keep getting shut down in the courts for being dirty and gross and bringing up taboo subjects, and decide "gently caress it, we'll just take what we need, for the good of the empire" and invade the Crane again. Et cetera, et cetera.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 02:17 |
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I found the official writer piss-take I was thinking of earlier; it was from "Hidden Chicken", Rich Wulf's L5R "Hidden Emperor" era parody thing.quote:"Wait just a second..." I said, rubbing my head. "I've got a gempukku ceremony tomorrow! I have to study!" quote:Soon it was the next morning. We gathered before Kyuden Matsu among the various members of the Lion Clan. I wasn't the only one to be receiving my gempukku ceremony that day. Matsu Bufu, Ketsui's little brother, was there too. He was a large, rather dim looking samurai. At the beginning of the ceremony he showed Okura a grin with about four teeth.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 04:36 |
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RocknRollaAyatollah posted:You had to make a deal with an "angel" or demon so GM fiat was a huge part of it. It was almost like they were saying, "Dumbass, why are you playing this game? This is what you get for thinking you could rise to relative mediocrity. Now go play a good game like Kindred of the East" No, the rules for this weren't in the core book. They were in a splat that was (I think) one of the last released for the line, because of course.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 17:22 |
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The art for the first couple of Hunter books was also...I heard people try to defend it as "Rubenesque" but it's more properly classed as "straight-up fetish art".
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 21:01 |
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JackMann posted:My great, great, great grandfather, Sheriff Evelyn Belzar Armstrong (I am not making that name up), was partly responsible for Harry Longabaugh, the Sundance Kid, becoming an outlaw. He and his deputy, James Swisher, went to arrest a friend of Longabaugh's, Buck Hanby. Hanby reached for his gun and was shot. Swisher was afraid of retaliation from Longabaugh and swore out a complaint. Longabaugh was apparently arrested, but escaped, becoming an outlaw.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 02:35 |
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Selachian posted:extruded swords-n-sorcery product
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 22:57 |
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LeSquide posted:I'm now on a huge Demon Lord kick and I think I want to run a game soon; what supplements besides the Companion are good? Is the Hell/Devil boom decent? I'm aware of the shocking setting twist.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 22:52 |
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I mainly just skim the Rifts writeups for art, and I have to say this book is doing great on that front. This...this is just a Zerg Hydralisk, right? Am I crazy? I love this little guy and am now disappointed I traded my GM hat to another player for the time being and don't get to use him somehow.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 06:33 |
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Wapole Languray posted:[*]The Child Weakness is the only weakness child characters start with by default. Child gives y ou a -3 to all Strength tests and Damage (to a minimum of 1), has fewer default Stamina (16 for Long Man, 20 for Bear Man), and a -2 penalty to all Knowledge tests.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 21:05 |
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Joe Slowboat posted:There's a difference between 'subtext' and 'you will literally get two different settings if you read this text assuming the author is trying to help you understand the setting, or trying to trick you.'
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 14:37 |
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Cooked Auto posted:Last I heard it they were trying to get CTech 2.0 beta tested but how that went I haven't gotten the foggiest. AmiYumi fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Sep 13, 2017 |
# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 22:26 |
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At least in 1e the bonus was actually +2; the +1 bonus was for Nazzadi with too many sick glow-in-the-dark tribal tats which still gave you a bonus rather than penalty somehow?? Also the core book said Nazzadi didn't bother with camo because their mechs were too fast
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 15:49 |
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LatwPIAT posted:the beta focused on the Tagers and Dhoanoids, which I think is the least interesting part of the setting.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 15:52 |
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Nessus posted:This was however less annoying than the round of CthulhuTech, in which we were so heavily informed about the power of the cops that we super-stealthed while half the team ate chicken wings in a dockside bar.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 16:43 |
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Has any RPG company ever sold DLC-like cards with extra rules?
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 19:06 |
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Alien Rope Burn posted:I'm pretty familiar with the Scorpion's OOC history. I got into Legend of the Five Rings around the time of the Shadowlands CCG set. My first deck was a Scorpion deck.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 20:48 |
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I’ve been skimming the Kidworld stuff after the first couple posts because it’s so aggressively unpleasant, but does it ever address people who were blind before the plague hit? They’d be much better adapted, after all.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 23:01 |
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2024 03:10 |
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I love this thread.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 19:12 |