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General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
I used to do SEO writing. It actually got me from a homeless shelter to a regular apartment. But some of the articles I wrote were for clients that sounded less than classy. When I was making enough per day to let me build up a decent bit of cash and move into a real home, I did turn down a few offers because they looked sort of ... tasteless. But now and then, I did take those offers, on the basis of, "why not?" ... A lot of times, they don't really read your article, it seems. They just check it for plagiarism and plug it into wherever they needed fairly relevant content. Well, after I submitted this piece for "Strawberry Girls in Bangalore' ... I was sure it'd be rejected. It wasn't, and I got paid for it. I got rated 1/5 stars -- "i don't like it"

Now, two years later, I find it did get put to use. Gee, sorry you didn't like it, fella.

Except now it seems to have bounced around from Indian prostitution site to other Indian prostitution site, and been altered a bit along the way. Mostly random words changed via a thesaurus? This was the end result. I've spotted variations on numerous "escort" sites, but this version of it has to be the best I've seen.

http://www.purevolume.com/portbutto...+looking+girls.

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Original Version I wrote:
http://pastebin.com/eVYFvGYH

This was supposed to be a joke article I intended to get rejected, and just wrote for laughs. I guess someone did not get the joke? Several people?

I love, and at the same time am glad I no longer do, SEO. :aaa:

General Tofu fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Jan 6, 2016

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General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

Awia posted:

how often do you browse escort sites op?

You wouldn't check in on your kids from time to time, even the ones you're not particularly proud of?

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

A Pinball Wizard posted:

source you're quotes op
i did

also, shnif :(

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

Sweevo posted:

increase your web traffic by putting this on every page you make

<meta name="keywords" content="spice girls, britney spears, superbowl, world series, formula 1, bill clinton, windows 98, olympics, disney, titanic, star wars, star trek, buffy the vampire slayer">

Doesn't Google specifically ignore Meta tags now? Which is probably why they are resorting to buying what looks like content, but isn't?
I really don't keep up on this stuff. I liked doing the real articles.

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
SEO was really confusing for me because I never know who was using my work, and for what. I just had a client ID # on a writing marketplace site. I'm not entirely sure if Bangalore Escorts or Strawberry Girls were actually companies that existed at some point and now the spammers are stealing each other's spam and tweaking it slightly. Or if they were always just ways to get hits for hookers that don't really exist.

The internet is a strange place indeed

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
It's called "TextBroker". There's a number of similar sites, though. A lot of the articles were just a keyword, a target length, some guidelines, and that's it. So it was probably one of those, where you have almost nothing to go on. So I just had fun with it. The less specific they are, it seems, the more they are just going to use it as spam and not as something actually useful to visitors. It was pretty profitable for a while though. Sure beats working retail, and pays a little better.

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General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
Is it really immoral if it was a joke article for hookers that probably don't exist, and that there's no way to contact or visit? I don't think so honestly :colbert:

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