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come on down and see these moderate to insignificant discounts, before they're gone, in two to three years' time.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:43

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 16:31

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everything must go, eventually.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:44

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yes. that is right. we are scratching prices.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:45

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when you see the deals we have in store, you'll think we've gone mad, but only in a way that is thankfully quite treatable with medical attention

# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:47

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hi, i'm 'big' jim mcalpont and down at big jim's super store we're having a fire sale. not because the store has caught on fire but because i think about that happening, a lot.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:49

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bargains. bargains. (labored sigh). bargains

# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:51

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

It slices, dices, does your laundry. It fills your prescription. Only for a dolla only for a dolla only for a dolla

# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:53

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

you can't miss these amazing deals

they'll last a decade

# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:56

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Come on down to you're fired sale!

Computer desk and chair! Pens and papers! Invoices, notebooks everything must go! Pictures of your family, package of mints!

30% discount upon return of office keys!

Don't leave with an empty sack just because you got sacked!

# ? Jan 6, 2016 09:57

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2_snSkpULQ

step right up!

# ? Jan 6, 2016 10:01

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DeepQantas posted:

Come on down to you're fired sale!

Computer desk and chair! Pens and papers! Invoices, notebooks everything must go! Pictures of your family, package of mints!

30% discount upon return of office keys!

Don't leave with an empty sack just because you got sacked!

meteloides posted:

you can't miss these amazing deals

they'll last a decade

# ? Jan 6, 2016 10:05

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when you see these believable deals, you'll think to yourself "oh. that seems reasonable"

# ? Jan 6, 2016 10:08

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drive in and drive away with a steal, but not, like, 'grand larceny'. more like, 'pocketing a pack of gum at a service station'. that kind.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 10:12

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Hi I'm 'slightly larger' joe mcalpont. Already checked offers from other nearby businesses?

why not take a stroll across the street and take a look at our competitive sale prices as well at slightly larger joe's!

# ? Jan 6, 2016 10:21

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Tenth customer gets a warm handshake every day!

# ? Jan 6, 2016 10:23

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

clearance furniture, everything must go

for the next fifteen years

# ? Jan 6, 2016 10:34

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DeepQantas posted:

Hi I'm 'slightly larger' joe mcalpont. Already checked offers from other nearby businesses?

why not take a stroll across the street and take a look at our competitive sale prices as well at slightly larger joe's!

f'ing bigger business... always undercutting the marginally littler guy...

# ? Jan 6, 2016 10:57

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ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING Reduced 25%*

_{*or less. does not apply to all items.}

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:28

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

BUY ONE (at full price) RECEIVE ANOTHER FOR THE SAME EXACT PRICE!!!11ONE!1!!

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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:46

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

no, i'm sorry sir i'm afraid we can't honor your BOGO coupon, yeah, we realized that was a horrible idea. so sorry. okay, well what we can do, if you buy three we can definitely give you that fourth car at uh..*punches numbers frantically into excel spreadsheet* looks like, 11.6% discount to keep us out of the red.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 21:34

Theglavwen: Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

All products guaranteed to sell for money until they're gone!

# ? Jan 6, 2016 22:17

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

big jim: for every $100 you spend we give you an honest abe!

*camera pans over to show a customer with his hand out eagerly awaiting a shiny penny which rolls majestically down a chrome slide towards him*

excited customer: holy poo poo!!!

# ? Jan 6, 2016 22:22

Decon

Bobby's Furniture's 8th Annual Going Out of Business Sale! Everything must go! We've slashed prices down from what they were last week to exactly what they were last week!

# ? Jan 6, 2016 22:42

ScrubLeague

Our prices are among the best in the area, and we will price match any competitor, provided our price is the same or better. Come see our average quality merchandise at prices you would expect to pay.

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# ? Jan 7, 2016 00:20

google THIS

our prices are neurotic. they have a complex. I should see a therapist about these prices.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 00:54

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

all merchandise must go, whenever

# ? Jan 7, 2016 01:00

Theglavwen: Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Please come in and buy things, or not if you're not too interested. Maybe tell your friends. No rush really.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 01:29

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

If you don't buy it today your grandkids will in 25 years because it will certainly still be here just before we shut our doors for all of eternity! Ask about our "Pay Whatever Whenever" financing! We can wait for you to pay us back, it's not like we're gonna be around long enough to care!

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# ? Jan 7, 2016 02:09

TheCIASentMe: I'll get you! Just you wait and see!

The blue light special is mostly because the paint faded and not because we put any special effort into it.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 02:20

Theglavwen: Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Buy now, they're going fast, or wait until tomorrow when we restock, it's just bread.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 02:25

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

these deals are WARM WARM WARM!

# ? Jan 7, 2016 02:42

ScrubLeague

Come into this building where I keep various items. If you want to trade currency for one or more that's fine.

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# ? Jan 7, 2016 04:07

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Have papers with pretty pictures that aren't really good for anything?

Boy is it your lucky day, because I will give you useful stuff for your worthless papers because I'm c-c-crazyyy!

# ? Jan 7, 2016 04:26

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buy today to receive a deal that will seem like an incredible value in a number of decades when inflation has skewed your perception of the worth of a dollar

# ? Jan 7, 2016 05:11

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

posting smiling posted:

buy today to receive a deal that will seem like an incredible value in a number of decades when inflation has skewed your perception of the worth of a dollar

# ? Jan 7, 2016 06:00

cat_herder: BE GAY
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posting smiling posted:

buy today to receive a deal that will seem like an incredible value in a number of decades when inflation has skewed your perception of the worth of a dollar

# ? Jan 7, 2016 08:45

Tebulot: im hip now bois

We restickered everything in the store with absurd prices so we can slash them down to a little higher than it originally was! You can't tell the difference, we've already forgotten, hurry up and save money by spending it!