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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

wayne curr posted:

Every time one of these threads pop up and remind me Doobie exists, I jump onto google earth and check if there's been new streetview images taken of the green shack.
Then I spend half an hour looking around Reform.
That place is :smith: as fuuuck. Everything's so sad and tired looking and washed out.


According to wikipedia, 30% of the population are below the poverty line.

I like these people, they're like whoa, is that the loving google car in Reform, Alabama?!

https://www.google.com/maps/@33.373...!8i6656!6m1!1e1

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Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

Cosmic Owl posted:

Did we mention that our hotdog wieners are also 100% Alabama and completely delicious?

god bles

Lies, he uses Sabrett

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I remember when his mom had that huge facebook post, god bless.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


OctoberBlues posted:

I like these people, they're like whoa, is that the loving google car in Reform, Alabama?!

https://www.google.com/maps/@33.373...!8i6656!6m1!1e1

Holy loving poo poo there are African-Americans in Reform?!

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
I've been making doob threads every couple months but they always get gassed for no reason

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

KiteAuraan posted:

Holy loving poo poo there are African-Americans in Reform?!

It's Alabama. Of course there are blacks there. Are you a foreigner or just stupid? Tuscaloosa is like 50% black. All the southern states have a lot of blacks. Do you think Harriet Tubman moved them all to Canada?

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
I wonder who doobs is gonna vote for

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007


Oh man, I was laughing at everyone for the first big chunk until I got to that goon who took away his family's christmas to donate 1,000 dog-dollars. I forgot about that bit, it's pretty sad.

I need to find the later threads that came out when that one dude got turbo-obsessed with doob and it all got kind of creepy

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Is sammy still alive?

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

BgRdMchne posted:

It's Alabama. Of course there are blacks there. Are you a foreigner or just stupid? Tuscaloosa is like 50% black. All the southern states have a lot of blacks. Do you think Harriet Tubman moved them all to Canada?

I don't see race.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i wanna go pick up gorgeous George, chris chan, and eric baum, and take them too doobies

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

Rape Stink posted:

Chicago hotdogs = good
Chicago pizza = not pizza. also, is poo poo

Can confirm

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


BgRdMchne posted:

It's Alabama. Of course there are blacks there. Are you a foreigner or just stupid? Tuscaloosa is like 50% black. All the southern states have a lot of blacks. Do you think Harriet Tubman moved them all to Canada?

I figured with 2000 people that it was some tiny town that just ran out all the black people to Mobile or Birmingham in the 30s or some poo poo.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

tomstuart posted:

screen shot taken just now



this is the current doobies fb page

I still can't get over his goddamn menu. It's a formatting nightmare. It physically pains me.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

To understand the barely-literate, one must become barely-literate.

Edit: LOL

No. 6 fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Jan 8, 2016

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I wonder if any truckers have stopped by to get some hot snacks?


BONGHITZ posted:

I remember when his mom had that huge facebook post, god bless.

Oh yeah, she was pissed about people swearing and claimed swearing was a sin.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Linux Pirate posted:

I wonder if any truckers have stopped by to get some hot snacks?


Oh yeah, she was pissed about people swearing and claimed swearing was a sin.

She knows what that letter means!

If you go back a few months, there are posts of Doobie trying to hire multiple people. I don't think any of his previous "employees" lasted more than a day

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

ghetto wormhole posted:

I still can't get over his goddamn menu. It's a formatting nightmare. It physically pains me.

you need to understand he underlines everything on the menu because everything on the menu is very important, god bless

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
"Fit to eat" is not something I would say about the food on offer at doobies dog house

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
"Technically edible"

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

ghetto wormhole posted:

I still can't get over his goddamn menu. It's a formatting nightmare. It physically pains me.

:10bux: is p expensive for a hot dog

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Smash it Smash hit posted:

you need to understand he underlines everything on the menu because everything on the menu is very important, god bless

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

i would gladdly eat all of this menu

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

a starwar betamax posted:

i would gladdly eat all of this menu

watch out for paper cuts my friend!

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

It's like the font, punctuation, and spacing was decided by a random number generator.

IN THE BOTTLE

Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Jan 8, 2016

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

It's good and messy

Eat it with a fork

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
I can't figure out if "Fries." is supposed to be read enthusiastically or not.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



I.B.C. Rootbeer IN THE BOTTLE?


gently caress that I want it out of the bottle fed to me like a bird from Tasha's powerful jaw.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Linux Pirate posted:

I.B.C. Rootbeer IN THE BOTTLE?


gently caress that I want it out of the bottle fed to me like a bird from Tasha's powerful jaw.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.


Great pic Doob, keep on slingin' them dogs

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
oh yum a dry plain hotdog

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i am the can of dip in the denim shirt/jacket of the man too embarassed to be seen eating at the shaq

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
who's that goon who said one of doobies kids had dick sucking lips and if hes still on the forums why hasnt he been run out

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
http://www.yelp.com/biz/doobies-dog-house-reform

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Mange Mite posted:

picture jerkoff dude was a werido even by goon standards. conquistador and that DOG HOUSE guy too

Oh yeah. point takken. This thread does seem to attract more of the weirdesr than usual. Like Dsl kid guy

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Shadow0 posted:

I can't figure out if "Fries." is supposed to be read enthusiastically or not.

I read it while doing this: :prepop:

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.

Bregor posted:



Great pic Doob, keep on slingin' them dogs
Having a camera shoved in my face while I'm about to eat is exactly what I look for in a dining establishment.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Doobie engaging in hostile photography.

Next doobie is gonna freestyle rap at his customers without their consent.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Robo Reagan posted:

who's that goon who said one of doobies kids had dick sucking lips and if hes still on the forums why hasnt he been run out

Was he the same goon that printed out a picture of Tasha then spunked all over it and uploaded a pic? :gonk:

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you know, this could have ended up a lot worse for ol' wayne. good on him

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