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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Silver Alicorn posted:

I'm a knife

knifing around

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# ? Jan 9, 2016 23:30

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 16:19

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Trig Discipline posted:

uh excuse me, but white males need something to stab minorities and unaccompanied women with

*points to dilz*

# ? Jan 10, 2016 00:17

suffix: Jul 27, 2013; Wheeee!

Jonny 290 posted:

Lies and propaganda. This was solved via

this looks like it would be pretty good to slice up someones belly with

# ? Jan 10, 2016 01:12

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

wait this thread isn't about rear end play?

# ? Jan 10, 2016 01:25

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

bump_fn posted:

wait this thread isn't about rear end play?

all threads are, eventually

# ? Jan 10, 2016 02:05

Space-Pope: Aug 13, 2003; by zen death robot

suffix posted:

this looks like it would be pretty good to slice up someones belly with

that's why i keep one in a scabbard underneath my tactical work polo

# ? Jan 10, 2016 02:22

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

Space-Pope posted:

that's why i keep one in a scabbard underneath my tactical work polo

bump_fn posted:

wait this thread isn't about rear end play?

Trig Discipline posted:

all threads are, eventually

# ? Jan 10, 2016 02:46

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

bump_fn posted:

wait this thread isn't about rear end play?

dued tried to put his cock in my rear end the other day. he didn't succeed however

# ? Jan 10, 2016 04:20

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

knives are good, useful, and cool

# ? Jan 10, 2016 04:36

vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

echinopsis posted:

dued tried to put his cock in my rear end the other day. he didn't succeed however

shame, you missed out on the good stuff

# ? Jan 10, 2016 04:39

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

vodkat posted:

shame, you missed out on the good stuff

# ? Jan 10, 2016 04:44

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Reminder: Sagebrush's Law

quote:

... 3.1(i) Any person legally possessing firearm(s), including handguns, rifles, shotguns, and other devices defined as such in �3.3(i), shall be granted the freedom to carry said firearm(s) in public spaces only if the weapon(s) are prominently displayed, in a manner consistent with definitions in �3.3(ii); and if each carried firearm is accompanied by no less than three (3) pieces of approved cowboy-style apparel, including bandanas, ten-gallon hats, leather chaps, checkered shirts, lariats, hand-tooled leather boots incorporating spurs, and other accessories as defined in �3.3(iv) (...) the three (3) item figure shall apply to each carried firearm individually, thus a person carrying two (2) firearms in a legal manner must wear six (6) pieces of cowboy apparel, &c (...) an exception may be made for one (1) piece of apparel for each firearm carried that is a nickel-plated revolver worn low on the hip in the style of an old-west "gunslinger" ...

# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:02

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Celexi posted:

weapons do have some use if you are a minority or a woman that has to walk around alone at night, not so much for white males

DO NOT use a knife for self-defense. Use a gun, or run the gently caress away.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:20

computer toucher: Jan 8, 2012

OSI bean dip posted:

i'm the it worker that takes a gun to work

no I am.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:22

pram: Jun 10, 2001

yeah i take a gun to work, heh, a nerf gun. from my cold doughy hands :smuggo:

# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:26

computer toucher: Jan 8, 2012

"This is a gun free Zone. Gun control is important and works." - A person hiding under a desk when their ex coworker walks in with an AR-15.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:32

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

you kid but https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy_action_shooting#Competition

Competitors are required to wear an Old West or Victorian era style outfit and apparel. One exception to this is that safety glasses and hearing protection must be worn when shooting. Depending on the standards of the sanctioning organization, clothing may be historically accurate for the late 19th century or may just be suggestive of the Old West. Some groups allow for costume similar to that worn by characters in a western B-movie, such as Hopalong Cassidy or a television series like Gunsmoke.[1] In SASS-sponsored Wild Bunch shooting, the required dress is military clothing of the early 20th century, Western clothing typical of that time (such as that worn in the film The Wild Bunch) or Mexican period dress.[8]

# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:41

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

computer toucher posted:

"This is a gun free Zone. Gun control is important and works." - A person hiding under a desk when their ex coworker walks in with an AR-15.

*posts about need for gun control one week, then absurdity of active shooter training saying throw a stapler the next*

# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:45

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Blue Train posted:

you kid but https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy_action_shooting#Competition

Competitors are required to wear an Old West or Victorian era style outfit and apparel. One exception to this is that safety glasses and hearing protection must be worn when shooting. Depending on the standards of the sanctioning organization, clothing may be historically accurate for the late 19th century or may just be suggestive of the Old West. Some groups allow for costume similar to that worn by characters in a western B-movie, such as Hopalong Cassidy or a television series like Gunsmoke.[1] In SASS-sponsored Wild Bunch shooting, the required dress is military clothing of the early 20th century, Western clothing typical of that time (such as that worn in the film The Wild Bunch) or Mexican period dress.[8]

I used to do this in high school. It's pretty fun!

# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:49

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

computer toucher posted:

"This is a gun free Zone. Gun control is important and works." - A person hiding under a desk when their ex coworker walks in with an AR-15.

just because i don't have a gun doesn't mean im unarmed. i have an array of deadly shuriken in my bottom drawer; and if you think that's a sharpie in my shirt pocket? think again. i can kill you loving instantly with my kubotan. don't doubt my training. i know 2 things: javascript and killing.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:57

computer toucher: Jan 8, 2012

Smythe posted:

just because i don't have a gun doesn't mean im unarmed. i have an array of deadly shuriken in my bottom drawer; and if you think that's a sharpie in my shirt pocket? think again. i can kill you loving instantly with my kubotan. don't doubt my training. i know 2 things: javascript and killing.

"Hah! You can point that gun at me all you want but I'm not scared bec*BAM*

nah but srsly carrying a gun everywhere is weird unless you end up in a situation where you would need a gun and you don't have one. Then you die and don't need to worry about it anymore. with any luck your loved ones will die too so nobody gets sad.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:06

computer toucher: Jan 8, 2012

to paraphrase ; I "get" carrying a gun but I don't' get not treating it like a shameful secret. esp posting about it on god drat reddit.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:08

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

if you realistically expect to need a firearm you should be wearing a vest

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:11

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

guns

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:11

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

i remember when i was a boy scout we went to a shooting range a few times cause that's a thing boy scouts do, and once there was a guy there (ex cop i think, or army) who gave us a run down of all the guns and what they were good for

one scout asked him what gun you should take into the woods if you were worried about bears, and i very clearly remember him saying "a .44 magnum. it's the only thing that has the hydrostatic shock to bring down a bear in one shot."

ok that's my gun story

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:11

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

if i lived in a rural area, i would buy myself a nice .30-30 lever action carbine like my grandpa had for hunting deer. that's a nice gun.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:13

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

pro tip: dont go into woods where bears roam. its what ive been doing and ive been attacked by 0 bears

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:24

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

if i lived in a rural area, i would buy myself a nice .30-30 lever action carbine like my grandpa had for hunting deer. that's a nice gun.

if i was ever gonna own a gun it'd prolly be an SKS or an M14 but guns are expensive and i dont need one

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:26

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Wild EEPROM posted:

knives are good, useful, and cool

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# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:28

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

computer toucher posted:

"Hah! You can point that gun at me all you want but I'm not scared bec*BAM*

nah but srsly carrying a gun everywhere is weird unless you end up in a situation where you would need a gun and you don't have one. Then you die and don't need to worry about it anymore. with any luck your loved ones will die too so nobody gets sad.

oh word? thanks for the realtalk bruv. T-Up!

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:31

Phoning It In: Oct 17, 2010

we gotta pop pest animals at the farm & it doesn't feel great

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:32

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

i was visiting my grandma once and she bragged to me about how that morning she had bullseyed a groundhog eighty yards away with her .22, right through the heart. "at first i thought i'd missed him, because he didn't even move, but then whump! fell right over. oh i was puffed up about that one, yes indeed"

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:42

Phoning It In: Oct 17, 2010

that's an ice cold grandma

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:44

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

i was visiting my grandma once and she bragged to me about how that morning she had bullseyed a groundhog eighty yards away with her .22, right through the heart. "at first i thought i'd missed him, because he didn't even move, but then whump! fell right over. oh i was puffed up about that one, yes indeed"

good shot grandma

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:44

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

she's a baller. split her own firewood until she turned 75 and we convinced her to stop. even now she says she only lets the boy down the road do it because he needs the work

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:45

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

she's a baller. split her own firewood until she turned 75 and we convinced her to stop. even now she says she only lets the boy down the road do it because he needs the work

good on ya, grammy

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:51