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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!





yep take in in boys, jealous much? i dont blame you. this Race Machine is all wheel drive, JDM 300 horses to wheels glory rally panty remover. thats right the ladies are literally droping their trow and getting in line when this turbo charged boxer engine rolls by. they get wet just thinking about taking a ride in this rice rocket. it was listed for $2000 but i bargained the guy down to $1700 because it didnt come with the optional Harman Kardon sound system and there were tears in the seat from the previous owners golden retriever.

welp im off to cruise around town and embarrass some hondas and mustangs

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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

a chick-a rick-a rick-ricka a boom boom a ricka-rick-ricka suck my balls

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
thats a 300 hamster power kia ding dong

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Is that the one where it comes with a free rice cooker?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
you could probably get 80 on it if you were falling off a cliff

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Enfield posted:

you could probably get 80 on it if you were falling off a cliff
yah i was thinking of getting a NOS kit, can never have too mush speed IMO

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
:japan:

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
drive it off a cliff

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=897_1452042054

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Sick wheels

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

I've driven a similar car in the computer game Dirt Rally, very nice

daemonsultan
Dec 28, 2004

A co-worker of mine got one of those. Close to 600bhp he says, but isn't happy yet. So keep working on it, mate.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
do kias have to be disassembled to the molecular level to replace the clutch?

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Just saw you on top of a parking garage from my office p sure op swear on my life.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
Because of funky taxes a WRX STI is €85495 new here. Enjoy your Cayman S priced sports car OP.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Panniculus Rift posted:

I've driven a similar car in the computer game Dirt Rally, very nice
yah im going swap my settings from Dirt rally germany tarmac stage, gotta get coil overs first i think but i loosened up the center diff so the car rotates faster with oversteering characteristics but also is stable when flat out in 6th gear

if i can get my settings from the game to IRL ill be cookin through the corners just as much as smoking the wheels off the line

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Jan 8, 2016

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002


drat whip looks scary fast

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


so fast it doesn't even need rear brakes.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

I don't know which is worse... that car or this thread. No big surprise, Vortex did it first http://forums.mwerks.com/showthread.php?6146489-The-Kia-Rio-mk1-appreciation-thread

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

yah im going swap my settings from Dirt rally germany tarmac stage, gotta get coil overs first i think but i loosened up the center diff so the car rotates faster with oversteering characteristics but also is stable when flat out in 6th gear

if i can get my settings from the game to IRL ill be cookin through the corners just as much as smoking the wheels off the line

The IRL sucked.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal
Waitaminute

Wait just a gosh danged minute

Something is off here

I can't put my finger on it though

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Human Grand Prix posted:

The IRL sucked.

Fu(ken crapwagons!!!

OP, should trade that car in on a black Honda.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

IOwnCalculus posted:

Fu(ken crapwagons!!!

OP, should trade that car in on a black Honda.



Miller should have sponsored High Life cars instead of MGD.,

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

OP can i hang out with you to catch the pussy shrapnel from your sweet ride?

might just be better than a Black Lexus IS350.

TrueChaos
Nov 14, 2006




Enourmo posted:

OP can i hang out with you to catch the pussy shrapnel from your sweet ride?

might just be better than a Black Lexus IS350.



I dunno, I think this here black miata wins.

BoBtheImpaler
Oct 11, 2002
Dinosaur Gum

TrueChaos posted:

I dunno, I think this here black miata wins.



Got nothing on this tite BRZ in WRC Blue.

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.
Yeah but he already has a Blue STi



(this is within the rules)

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
Even though it's not a traditional color, I kind of like the STi in red:

hedgegnome
May 20, 2008
ive always been a fan of red mustangs. theyre the best!

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

I dunno man, I always liked red ford pintos, they're pretty hot.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

The Pinto is too slow. If you want to attack the track, you gotta have that Red Honda S2000

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Safety Dance posted:

The Pinto is too slow. If you want to attack the track, you gotta have that Red Honda S2000



but that is far slower than a Red BMW Z3

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

CornHolio posted:

Waitaminute

Wait just a gosh danged minute

Something is off here

I can't put my finger on it though

Try putting one in it

Don't leave me gapin' here bro

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
Oh gently caress that, I'm not car gaming this thread until I see the official word that it's a car game thread. I learned my lesson last time..

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

keykey posted:

Oh gently caress that, I'm not car gaming this thread until I see the official word that it's a car game thread. I learned my lesson last time..

Did you notice who the first person to post a car game submission in this thread was?

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
I saw that at the car game starting post, and even though it's a mod, it's a car game foul from the OP's car since the car in the OP is a blue Kia. I'm just covering my rear end.

keykey fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Jan 10, 2016

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





keykey posted:

I saw that at the car game starting post, and even though it's a mod, it's a car game foul from the OP's car since the car in the OP is a blue Kia. I'm just covering my rear end.

Cover your rear end in a red Corvette!


\/\/ That is CLEARLY a Red Ferrari, you're lucky I'm in a good mood!

IOwnCalculus fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jan 10, 2016

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

keykey posted:

I saw that at the car game starting post, and even though it's a mod, it's a car game foul from the OP's car since the car in the OP is a blue Kia. I'm just covering my rear end.

bruh it's literally the mod of this subforum i think you're good

not as good as this Red MR2, though!

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
I still prefer the Red Lobster

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blk
Dec 19, 2009
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If we're doing red sports cars (and maybe crustaceans), i have to submit this red fiat

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