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drilldo squirt posted:Lmbo if you don't eat yogurt plain. |
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What's the deal with all these cultures? |
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Jan 11, 2016 02:59
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Never eat yogurt straight from the go kart |
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Jan 11, 2016 08:27
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alnilam posted:this milk's gone bad! ....... *eats the milk with a spoon* also just the guy is who was like drat I'm thirsty! gonna squeeze some fluids out of this half ton animal and drink em! was pretty brave also, cheese discoverer lads: 'drat all that milk I left touching that sheep intestine turned into a solid chunk hmm *bite* it's good!!!' |
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Jan 11, 2016 16:02
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im bout my gurt |
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Jan 11, 2016 16:12
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it was lutheran monks who fermented the first cheese upon their belly buttons |
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Jan 11, 2016 17:57
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joke_explainer posted:also just the guy is who was like drat I'm thirsty! gonna squeeze some fluids out of this half ton animal and drink em! was pretty brave I'm betting a lot of food discoveries were of the "last ditch effort to avoid starvation" variety |
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Jan 11, 2016 18:55
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prehistoric man, eating the first cheese: I am eating garbage, literal garbage, out of desperation, just to survive. I hope my descendants are never reduced to this. modern man: we love the garbage! we eat it all the time! we've discovered hundreds of new ways to make the garbage! sometimes we let mold and maggots grow in the garbage! it's the best! |
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Jan 11, 2016 19:04
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Would you like some spoiled grape juice to wash down the garbage? this particular bottle of juice was spoiled 7 years ago |
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Jan 11, 2016 21:38
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*sniff* smells like burning leather... and tastes like wood indeed sir. It is our most expensive juice |
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Jan 11, 2016 22:01
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google THIS posted:prehistoric man, eating the first cheese: I am eating garbage, literal garbage, out of desperation, just to survive. I hope my descendants are never reduced to this. Cheese is some good tasting trash. ---------------- |
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Jan 11, 2016 23:05
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google THIS posted:I'm betting a lot of food discoveries were of the "last ditch effort to avoid starvation" variety molecular genetics shows this is pretty accurate. Like 99% of dutch people have lifetime lactose tolerance. They can tell the gene pool got heavily trimmed at some point in the region: sometime millenia ago the group of people that would become the dutch went through some kind of crisis that only those that could metabolize milk and draw nutrition from it survived, so adults that could metabolize milk got strongly selected for. In areas without a real dairy tradition, you don't see that kind of concentration. In fact more of the world is lactose intolerance than tolerant, which is why it's kind of weird that we call it 'lactose intolerance' like they're the messed up ones... |
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Jan 11, 2016 23:10
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joke_explainer posted:which is why it's kind of weird that we call it 'lactose intolerance' like they're the messed up ones... they're weak, and shall be crushed in my milk soaked grip ---------------- |
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Jan 11, 2016 23:24
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Qwerinty posted:they're weak, and shall be crushed in my milk soaked grip lactobacillus will be their only defense against our terrifying milk weapons
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Jan 12, 2016 18:47
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milk war soldier ration: 1 cup Chobani Greek, vanilla Pour frozen blueberries over it Pour steel cut oats over it Allow to sit in fridge overnight Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Jan 14, 2016 |
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Jan 12, 2016 18:53
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if you can't tell if someone ejaculated in your food, maybe it's better to pass I only consume freeze-dried meals, just to be sure. Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jan 14, 2016 |
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Jan 12, 2016 23:56
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Lizwiz salmon yoghurt 1 can salmon 1 cup Greek yoghurt 1 stick butter Pulse in blinder, serve room temp |
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Jan 13, 2016 00:04
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mister magpie posted:Lizwiz salmon yoghurt the butter kind of defeats the purpose... |
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Jan 13, 2016 00:06
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:the butter kind of defeats the purpose... not if it's greek butter |
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Jan 13, 2016 00:17
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mister magpie posted:Lizwiz salmon yoghurt Yuck. |
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Jan 13, 2016 02:17
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Indian #1: this yogurt is disgusting. it can not be eaten. Krishna forbids it Indian #2: let's put a bunch of spice in it and maybe serve it with some bread and marinated beef. maybe that will cloak our shame
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Jan 13, 2016 19:13
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You know what's super good? Trucker bombs!
Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Jan 14, 2016 |
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Jan 13, 2016 19:18
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Ben Smash posted:You know what's super good? Trucker bombs! Wut iz it Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Jan 14, 2016 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 13, 2016 20:19
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Ben Smash posted:You know what's super good? Trucker bombs! I was grocery shopping at Kroger after the gym and picked up a bottle I saw in the alley. Is good. Drank it in the car going home. Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Jan 14, 2016 |
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Jan 13, 2016 20:31
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google THIS posted:not if it's greek butter i had no idea this was actually a thing... |
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Jan 13, 2016 20:36
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Splatmaster posted:Wut iz it Trucker bombs aka peepee is like urea in an earlier stage so it's drinkable. It's really good for your digestive system and a big bottle as breakfast can actually last you a whole day w/o needing lunch. They have all sorts of great flavors. Mine is asparagus or beer-coffee http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trucker+bomb  Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Jan 14, 2016 |
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Jan 13, 2016 20:44
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:i had no idea this was actually a thing... neither did I, I thought I just made it up |
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Jan 13, 2016 20:52
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Ben Smash posted:Trucker bombs aka peepee is like urea in an earlier stage so it's drinkable. It's really good for your digestive system and a big bottle as breakfast can actually last you a whole day w/o needing lunch. They have all sorts of great flavors. Mine is asparagus or beer-coffee Thank you! I'll look for it! Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jan 14, 2016 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 13, 2016 20:54
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Splatmaster posted:Thank you! I'll look for it! it's so good, you'll thank me |
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Jan 13, 2016 21:26
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Ben Smash posted:it's so good, you'll thank me Whoa... I haven't even tried it yet and I thanked you, it must be that good 
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Jan 13, 2016 21:29
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mister magpie posted:Lizwiz salmon yoghurt 
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Jan 13, 2016 22:27
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Ben Smash posted:Trucker bombs aka peepee is like urea in an earlier stage so it's drinkable. Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jan 14, 2016 |
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Jan 13, 2016 23:57
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guys, it's perfect for whitening your teeth, curing athlete's foot, and the best part is you can easily make it at home with just a few simple ingredients. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Jan 14, 2016 |
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Jan 14, 2016 01:57
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hi, yes, this is gurt |
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Jan 14, 2016 01:58
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Go-GurtŪ, the yogurt for when you're on the go, arose to popularity during the Great United States Financial Collapse of 2007 where former CEOs were reduced to attaching grappling hooks to their carpool and riding behind on skateboards.
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Jan 14, 2016 02:03
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Qwerinty posted:Go-GurtŪ, the yogurt for when you're on the go, arose to popularity during the Great United States Financial Collapse of 2007 where former CEOs were reduced to attaching grappling hooks to their carpool and riding behind on skateboards. |
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Jan 14, 2016 02:09
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Qwerinty posted:Go-Gurt®, the yogurt for when you're on the go, arose to popularity during the Great United States Financial Collapse of 2007 where former CEOs were reduced to attaching grappling hooks to their carpool and riding behind on skateboards. |
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Jan 14, 2016 05:03
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the lactobacillus has taken over my body. i'm turning into a healthy white goop. iii'm beccoming what ai always hateyd most, what i ffought againssst for so lonmg, and yet... somehow, i like it.... goodbye
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Jan 15, 2016 02:20
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alnilam posted:the lactobacillus has taken over my body. i'm turning into a healthy white goop. iii'm beccoming what ai always hateyd most, what i ffought againssst for so lonmg, and yet... somehow, i like it.... goodbye |
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Jan 15, 2016 07:52
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DeepQantas posted:Dibs Same but only if he's got fruit on the bottom |
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