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blaise pascal was such an egomaniac that he put it in his will that if they named a unit after him it had to be called the mega pascal. the regular pascal was a back formation
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blaise pascal: if you strike me down i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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blaise: i call it the mega pascal
scientific community: thats stupid we're not calling it a mega pascal
blaise: it's called a mega pascal
scientific community: its not happening dude
blaise (final words): remember my greatest invention...the mega pascal
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scientific community: fine.....
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Jan 10, 2016 11:56
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blaise "mega" pascal
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Jan 10, 2016 11:56
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in the pascal family everyone called blaise's dad big pascal and blaise was little pascal. the mega pascal is actually named after blaise's grandfather
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Jan 10, 2016 11:59
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pascal: so then when you divide by the area the result is 1 killerpascal
other scientist: dude we've been over this. its pronounced "kilo"
pascal: dont make me kill you
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Jan 10, 2016 12:25
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pascal: so then when you divide by the area the result is 1 killerpascal
other scientist: dude we've been over this. its pronounced "kilo"
pascal: dont make me kill you
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Jan 10, 2016 12:29
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blaise: i call it the mega pascal
scientific community: thats stupid we're not calling it a mega pascal
blaise: it's called a mega pascal
scientific community: its not happening dude
blaise (final words): remember my greatest invention...the mega pascal
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scientific community: fine.....
pascal: so then when you divide by the area the result is 1 killerpascal
other scientist: dude we've been over this. its pronounced "kilo"
pascal: dont make me kill you
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Jan 10, 2016 13:41
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blaise pascal, an impatient, short-tempered man, forgot to tell them what the pascal actually measures so the scientists made it measure stress as a way to get back at him
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Jan 10, 2016 13:44
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Jan 10, 2016 20:21
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corn, corn, corn
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this guy sounds like a real "mega"lomaniac.
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Jan 10, 2016 20:34
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I am a congenital optimist.
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it's in mega pascal's best interest to act as if mega God exists
everyone in the idf must die
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Jan 10, 2016 20:36
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in the pascal family everyone called blaise's dad big pascal and blaise was little pascal. the mega pascal is actually named after blaise's grandfather
Math wouldve advanced so far if somebody hadnt accidentally stepped on nano pascal
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Jan 10, 2016 20:44
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Math wouldve advanced so far if somebody hadnt accidentally stepped on nano pascal
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 10, 2016 20:46
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blaise: i call it the mega pascal
scientific community: thats stupid we're not calling it a mega pascal
blaise: it's called a mega pascal
scientific community: its not happening dude
blaise (final words): remember my greatest invention...the mega pascal
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scientific community: fine.....
lol
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Jan 10, 2016 21:01
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the guy who invented the ton when he heard about the newton: =-/
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Jan 10, 2016 21:41
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lol
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Jan 10, 2016 21:42
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blaise: i call it the mega pascal
scientific community: thats stupid we're not calling it a mega pascal
blaise: it's called a mega pascal
scientific community: its not happening dude
blaise (final words): remember my greatest invention...the mega pascal
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scientific community: fine.....
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Jan 10, 2016 22:03
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the guy who invented the ton when he heard about the newton: =-/
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Jan 10, 2016 22:04
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in his study of shapes sierpinski invented the sierpinski triangle, which he described as "just infinite triangles". it wasn't until someone told him that didn't count as a shape that he came up with the idea of putting them in a fractal pattern.
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Jan 10, 2016 22:07
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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He left behind a grieving family and Mecha-Pascal
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Jan 10, 2016 23:22
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the guy who invented the ton when he heard about the newton: =-/
haha
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Jan 11, 2016 00:21
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in his study of shapes sierpinski invented the sierpinski triangle, which he described as "just infinite triangles". it wasn't until someone told him that didn't count as a shape that he came up with the idea of putting them in a fractal pattern.
the guy who invented the ton when he heard about the newton: =-/
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Jan 11, 2016 00:26
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blaise: and my next unit shall be called… the ultrapascal
science cabal leader: (to science ninja) you know what you must do
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Jan 11, 2016 00:32
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mega pascal or pascal prime??
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pascal, watching transformers: this is good, i can relate to this
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blaise pascal: if you strike me down i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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blaise pascal was such an egomaniac that he put it in his will that if they named a unit after him it had to be called the mega pascal. the regular pascal was a back formation
I laugh whenever i see your avatar
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Jan 11, 2016 22:50
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18th century italian play boy, alessandro volta, used to sing the song "danger! high voltage" to pick up women in clubs. later, scientists pioneering the study of electricity drew a comparison between the sensation of being electrocuted and the song's "electrifying" attitude, and named the famous unit in his honor
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18th century italian play boy, alessandro volta, used to sing the song "danger! high voltage" to pick up women in clubs. later, scientists pioneering the study of electricity drew a comparison between the sensation of being electrocuted and the song's "electrifying" attitude, and named the famous unit in his honor
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18th century italian play boy, alessandro volta, used to sing the song "danger! high voltage" to pick up women in clubs. later, scientists pioneering the study of electricity drew a comparison between the sensation of being electrocuted and the song's "electrifying" attitude, and named the famous unit in his honor
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18th century italian play boy, alessandro volta, used to sing the song "danger! high voltage" to pick up women in clubs. later, scientists pioneering the study of electricity drew a comparison between the sensation of being electrocuted and the song's "electrifying" attitude, and named the famous unit in his honor
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Jan 14, 2016 18:53
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Michael Faraday was sad when they named capacity after him bc he thought they were making a fat joke about how much he could eat. The other scientists felt bad and to this day nobody dares make capacitors larger than a milliFarad, kind of like nobody makes more than 9 symphonies
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Jan 14, 2016 18:55
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Despite all my rho, i am still limited by Carnot
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Despite all my ennui I am still just a gull on a buoy
I have no idea if this actually rhymes
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