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I don't think you guys know what "femme fatale" means
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Jan 11, 2016 22:27
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Why do they all look homeless
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Jan 11, 2016 22:29
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I bet she doesn't use a baseball bat
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Jan 11, 2016 22:29
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WatermelonGun posted:I don't think you guys know what "femme fatale" means It's French for "fatal woman"
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Jan 11, 2016 22:32
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I also like how it's the most predictable thing in the world that Harley is going to betray them all to be with joker forcing will smith and the survivors to fight on two fronts I bet will smith even convinces her to spare them, and she has a line to mr j that the suicide squad was the only family she ever had. Then batman will gruffly say "I'll allow it," nod goodbye to will smith and be like "I don't want to see you around."
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Jan 11, 2016 22:35
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they're so desperate for that sweet, greasy nerd money but they're so transparently incompetent it's like they can't take two seconds to wipe the seething froth from their mouths and sit down and actually make something that doesn't scream "desperate moneygrab" "they" btw refers to both Warner Bros. and Fox
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Jan 11, 2016 22:51
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SciFiDownBeat posted:they're so desperate for that sweet, greasy nerd money but they're so transparently incompetent Shut the gently caress up you could have given us $20 in the time it took to post this!!! 
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Jan 11, 2016 22:54
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Jared Leto is a loving tool http://screencrush.com/joker-jared-leto-empire/
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Jan 11, 2016 23:14
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SciFiDownBeat posted:they're so desperate for that sweet, greasy nerd money but they're so transparently incompetent The quality of these things doesn't matter any more. They'll have huge opening weekends because people really want to see the Joker or whatever and spergs will buy every piece of merchandise available so these movies will keep being made because they still make money.
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Jan 11, 2016 23:15
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I pray for the comicbook movie implosion millions of promised dollars lost, dozens of agents scrambling and screaming into their phones as their clients threaten to drop them on the other line it just takes a few in a row to tank and it all ends
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Jan 11, 2016 23:20
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I liked Guardians. That's more like a SciFi movie though.
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Jan 11, 2016 23:27
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Putty posted:sorry but you do not have my permission this thread is highly illegal
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Jan 11, 2016 23:31
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 Whoever said there are no showers in the Suicide Squad universe is incorrect, because clearly Enchantress here has been showering in raw sewage.
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Jan 11, 2016 23:39
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Glaucus atlanticus posted:
They made the Enchantress that? This whole film was birthed in a tub of reject emo placenta.
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Jan 11, 2016 23:47
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This antcho daddies Suicide Squad, this is... poo poo
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Jan 11, 2016 23:49
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looking forward to the titular mass suicide in the final act, i wonder how they're going to integrate it into the story in this version
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Jan 11, 2016 23:50
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smoobles posted:looking forward to the titular mass suicide in the final act, i wonder how they're going to integrate it into the story in this version The audience?
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Jan 11, 2016 23:52
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does this have batman in it
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Jan 11, 2016 23:54
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naem posted:Why do they all look homeless its so the viewers can tell that they are bad guys, not good guys. its symbolic, you see! also sorry i didnt use "femme fatale" right i dont know a catchy term to describe a female character in an action movie who does actiony things
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Jan 12, 2016 00:39
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Professor Shark posted:I pray for the comicbook movie implosion I was like you, once. Innocent. Pure. Certain of the impeding crash of comic book movies. "Any day now," I thought to myself after Avengers. But I realized something. They're never going to stop, because nerds will never stop consuming poo poo that's bad for them. Just like Super Size Me didn't stop millions of fat Americans from guzzling fast food. And it's because the masses don't know any better. We, each of us goons, needs to take it upon ourselves to shove actual media into our friend's faces. We must tape their eyes to our movie screens and make them subsist on a diet of Seven Samurai, Twelve Angry Men, and 2001: A Space Odyssey; we must plug their ears with Mark Twain audiobooks and Beethoven symphonies. We---Those With Good Taste In Media--must drag the chaff of the movie-going public, kicking and screaming, out of mediocrity and into a world of refined taste in film and literature. Otherwise, Mickey Mouse will be pissing on our graves and raping our grandchildren through every orifice.
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Jan 12, 2016 00:42
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SciFiDownBeat posted:We, each of us goons, needs to take it upon ourselves to shove actual media into our friend's faces. Haven't you ever met someone who eats nothing but fast food, and then when presented with an actual meal they don't like it and pine for their burgs and nugs? It's the same problem with these people. I have some friends like this, and I once tried to get them into The Wire, which I think is a very well-written show. The response? It's too slow. It's boring. There are too many characters. The characters are too morally ambiguous. One person flat out refused to watch because "I'm only into shows and movies with fantasy and sci-fi stuff". Since then I've come to accept that fact that some people just prefer fast food.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:06
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I was like you, once. Innocent. Pure. Certain of the impeding crash of comic book movies. "Any day now," I thought to myself after Avengers. Super Size Me was bullshit and so is your post.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:09
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etalian posted:Big Short was good since it had Margot Robbie in a bubble bath. are you a teen?
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Jan 12, 2016 01:15
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Anorexic Robot posted:Jared Leto is a loving tool
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Jan 12, 2016 01:16
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If there was a one off character called Bananaman who throws bananas and tells jokes DC would make it super grimdark and he'd kill some people and it would rain the whole time Then reboot it with a way younger cast of like 20 year olds and make it really tone def and dry, then a re-reboot where it's like high school/wwII for some reason Then a time traveling re-un-boot with the grimdark actor (who's like 52 now) teaming up with the 20 year olds (some of whom haven't aged well already) and make it too hammy, also they've run out of real bad guys already so they cram several minor badies in awkwardly
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Jan 12, 2016 01:18
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I once tried to get them into The Wire, which I think is a very well-written show. The response? It's too slow. It's boring.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:20
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naem posted:If there was a one off character called Bananaman who throws bananas and tells jokes DC would make it super grimdark and he'd kill some people and it would rain the whole time I would watch this so long as he killed people with bananas and banana peels. Maybe get some slide whistles in there too
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Jan 12, 2016 01:21
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I once tried to get them into The Wire, which I think is a very well-written show. The response? It's too slow. It's boring. yeah it was crazy it was almost like they had different tastes than i do or something
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Jan 12, 2016 01:22
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spudsbuckley posted:Superhero movies/TV shows are all garbage that doesn't actually matter or go anywhere. Except that is nothing at all like either of the Netflix Marvel shows.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:23
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naem posted:If there was a one off character called Bananaman who throws bananas and tells jokes DC would make it super grimdark and he'd kill some people and it would rain the whole time 
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Jan 12, 2016 01:24
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Professor Shark posted:I pray for the comicbook movie implosion As long as Marvel stuff continues to be entertaining, that can stay. Pretty sure the rest of them are going to implode themselves. The only movies to actually damage Marvel itself have been poo poo like the Fantastic Four, which had their logo on it. They should have pulled it. When the age of Westerns died, there were a few good Westerns that went on for a while. Which is fine. I hate when a whole genre dies because of over-saturation of poo poo-quality copycats. Happens in any media.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:26
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Blazing Ownager posted:Except that is nothing at all like either of the Netflix Marvel shows. In Jessica Jones it took 13 episodes before they take down the villain with beats by dre headphones and a hoodie.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:27
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Pitdragon posted:I would watch this so long as he killed people with bananas and banana peels. Maybe get some slide whistles in there too No see that would be fun; he'd be humorless and have have an AR15 and body armor and beat a homeless guy to death in the rain, presented somehow in a pg-13 manner, then drink a really grimdark™©® Pepsi max and drive off in his lexus®™©™
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Jan 12, 2016 01:30
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It took Perseus four seconds to figure out that you shouldn't look at the Gorgon and Jessica Jones forever to figure out that you should just plug your ears. She sucks. JJ is the worst superhero show.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:31
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spudsbuckley posted:The quality of these things doesn't matter any more. yeah the terrible truth of hollywood is that there are basically no flops anymore. theres no reason theyre ever gonna stop making comic book movies and sequels and remakes because its making money even when it "fails"
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Jan 12, 2016 01:32
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Vhak lord of hate posted:It took Perseus four seconds to figure out that you shouldn't look at the Gorgon and Jessica Jones forever to figure out that you should just plug your ears. She sucks. JJ is the worst superhero show. Yeah it was not great. Ritter is like super hot in it so I'm going to watch every single episode.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:43
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Yeah it was not great. Ritter is like super hot in it so I'm going to watch every single episode. She is She is super hot Also a terrible actress that always seems to be playing as if she was in a comedy sitcom, she's just a bad thespian I went and watched The Bitch in apartment 23 sitcom and highly enjoyed it, she's perfect for it I'm really excited to see Ben Affleck as Batman, I think he'll be loving great, possibly the best batman yet, unfortunately in mediocre movies Christian Bale was ok in retrospect, at the time I liked him a lot, but really he wasn't even the best batman, it was just the franchise had gone so bad he seemed like the best thing ever.
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Jan 12, 2016 03:11
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Glaucus atlanticus posted:
Reminder to all Marketing execs: Our visual motif for The Suicide Squat is "Fecalious" Please make sure all marketing materials remind people of Fecal matter. If in doubt, add more poop. Sincerely, WB bosses
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Jan 12, 2016 03:13
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gently caress da Mods posted:all super hero movies are dumb and made for children yeah like your posts you dumb bitch!!!
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Jan 12, 2016 03:37
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DC superhero movies are the only thing worse than Marvel superhero movies. Marvel makes movies for children and child-like adults. They're kid movies with a big budget with a few bits thrown in to keep adults from getting bored. DC makes movies for child-like adults who still want the same stuff they liked as children, but "dark". Like maybe there's a grown-rear end man in a Halloween costume and he goes on a rant lifted straight from a goth teen's diary, but everyone's supposed to think it's really scary but also deep and wow, maybe he's right. The audience (and probably the people making it) are the same type of people who write "gritty and realistic" Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction, except they liked comic books more than their Sega Genesis.
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