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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Microwaves Mom posted:



Seriously folks this is ghost busters 2016.

It looks like boomerjinks paid his mom's friends to pose in front of his stupid car.

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Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

id vote for whoever promised to ban all DC movies

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
I know so many people who think this movie looks good. The worst thing I've heard said about it is that it looks like "dumb fun", which, okay, sure, I get what you're going for, but man. This movie is going to make so much money off the backs of people who say game of thrones is good because it's INTENSE

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Neat. They finally did a porn parody of The Ring.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
My friends are really looking forward to this movie. They defend harley and joker. These are the people who tell me I need to stop reading and get my hands dirty. Weep for our nation.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Anaranjado posted:

I know so many people who think this movie looks good. The worst thing I've heard said about it is that it looks like "dumb fun", which, okay, sure, I get what you're going for, but man. This movie is going to make so much money off the backs of people who say game of thrones is good because it's INTENSE

Game of thrones is good because it is good

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Germstore posted:

Super Size Me was bullshit and so is your post.

:thejoke:

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
If you can't even turn in a quality trailer then your movie is doomed. This trailer is just one eye roll after another.

"I threw away the hole"

"Let's go save the world"

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

FizFashizzle posted:



here's the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI3hecGO_04

Can we have a frank and honest discussion about what hot loving garbage this is going to be

Mexican Suicide Squad member doesn't even make it out of the first act smh

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

ruddiger posted:

Mexican Suicide Squad member doesn't even make it out of the first act smh

Nor does the Native American member, either. Or the Enchantress, judging by the photo.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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can crocodile man bite real hard

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Zzulu posted:

can crocodile man bite real hard

*mold man

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zzulu posted:

can crocodile man bite real hard

Nah. Just proportional bite strength for a man his size.

He can cry on demand though.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
i dont understand why they dont just all have guns those seem like they would be better weapons are they called the suicide squad because most of them dont have guns and they try to fight people with guns?

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

He can cry on demand though.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Marvel announced that Avengers Infinity War will feature 67 super heroes. How the gently caress is that going to work?

Here, let me answer my own question. Poorly.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Marvel announced that Avengers Infinity War will feature 67 super heroes. How the gently caress is that going to work?

Here, let me answer my own question. Poorly.

Marvel has gone insane with bringing back heroes no one's ever given a poo poo about because they're so salty about the x-men.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Marvel announced that Avengers Infinity War will feature 67 super heroes. How the gently caress is that going to work?

Here, let me answer my own question. Poorly.

I weep for Phase 3.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Marvel announced that Avengers Infinity War will feature 67 super heroes. How the gently caress is that going to work?

Here, let me answer my own question. Poorly.

To be fair, they said they have 67 heroes to work with, they didn't say they were going to use them all. It's still going to be a complete clusterfuck though.

Here's hoping Squirrel Girl deus ex's her way into the film and slays Thanos.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Wait, are there people in this thread who think the Marvel movies are good?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

ElGroucho posted:

Wait, are there people in this thread who think the Marvel movies are good?

I think they're better than stuff being made by people who aren't Disney


not a real high bar to clear and it's v debatable whether some of them are "good" but they obviously have their poo poo together more than anyone else in the game

the comic book movie expanded universe eternal treadmill of nerd money extraction game

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Marvel announced that Avengers Infinity War will feature 67 super heroes. How the gently caress is that going to work?

Here, let me answer my own question. Poorly.

67 < ∞

FALSE loving ADVERTISING

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

ElGroucho posted:

Wait, are there people in this thread who think the Marvel movies are good?

Cap 2 and Guardians both entertaining movies.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Marvel announced that Avengers Infinity War will feature 67 super heroes. How the gently caress is that going to work?

Here, let me answer my own question. Poorly.

You could have an extended battle scene where like 60 of them are just glimpsed in the background of the main action recognizable only by their powers and clothes...but more likely they'll go the Star Wars prequel route where a bunch of them run in a straight line at the enemy and die instantly

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

ElGroucho posted:

Wait, are there people in this thread who think the Marvel movies are good?

I've enjoyed every single one of them. They aren't high art, but they are fun and entertaining.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
BAd Boys Bad Boys wachu gon doo ---- wachu gon do wen dey come 4 u!?


I bet this movie makes a billion dollars.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

I think the Marvel movies are good. I haven't seen any of the Iron Man ones, though, because Tony Stark is a capitalist apologist and imperialist.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Name a single good super hero movie. You can't. They are all bad.

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

No. 6 posted:

Name a single good super hero movie. You can't. They are all bad.

bIRDMAN

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
DC copying Marvel's cinematic universe is even more depressing than Marvel's cinematic universe, but not quite as depressing as Star Wars copying Marvel's cinematic universe

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
WB is making a Harry Potter cinematic universe, also, and there are rumors that Disney plans to roll the Marvel cinematic universe and the Star Wars cinematic universe into a single Disney live action cinematic universe.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
By 2025 all films in production will take place in one cinematic universe, called The Cinematic Universe, and Hollywood will basically turn into that old picture trying to link all the Hanna-Barbara cartoons to each other, only on a much larger scale, and also real.

marbleglaze
Jan 13, 2016

by Shine
I'm ex tied about this new dc universe stuff.

CalvinCoolidge
Dec 27, 2008

Pitdragon posted:

i dont understand why they dont just all have guns those seem like they would be better weapons are they called the suicide squad because most of them dont have guns and they try to fight people with guns?

Everyone knows a gun is more likely to kill its owner than anyone else. They're a suicide squad because they go on impossible missions, not because of accidental discharge.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Aleph Null posted:

I weep for Phase 3.

Seriously, where the gently caress do they go from there? Can't really keep upping the stakes after that.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Lumpy the Cook posted:

WB is making a Harry Potter cinematic universe, also, and there are rumors that Disney plans to roll the Marvel cinematic universe and the Star Wars cinematic universe into a single Disney live action cinematic universe.

already have the groundwork laid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUrw7j0UA4

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

The joker is tweety bird for dumb men instead of dumb women.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Tweety was for women? The yellow bird that outsmarts Sylvester?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Tweety was for women? The yellow bird that outsmarts Sylvester?

Yes. He's referring to all the fat women who wear tweety bird t-shirts and get tweety bird tattoos.

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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Lumpy the Cook posted:

By 2025 all films in production will take place in one cinematic universe, called The Cinematic Universe, and Hollywood will basically turn into that old picture trying to link all the Hanna-Barbara cartoons to each other, only on a much larger scale, and also real.

I'm excited for the very real future where no Hollywood movie is actually a story in itself, but only exists to set up an even better story, if only you come back to the theaters next year to see the followup movie.

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