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Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010



http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2016/11/22/viral_photo_of_a_ufo_is_actually_the_sun.html

This should explain things better than anything, really.

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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

Cat Army
2nd Battalion


On a site that may or may not have been SA (It's been awhile and I've forgotten that detail), there was a discussion about --what else--sex. Some kid, who couldn't have been very old, tried to sound like an expert. And like a typical nerd he said, "Now that females have evolved hairless pubes--"

I couldn't read on. I didn't want to be a witness to the upcoming bloodbath.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty


Meanwhile I absolutely would have had to have seen where he was going with that and how long until the path met wit a head on, fiery crash.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you





Khazar-khum posted:

On a site that may or may not have been SA (It's been awhile and I've forgotten that detail), there was a discussion about --what else--sex. Some kid, who couldn't have been very old, tried to sound like an expert. And like a typical nerd he said, "Now that females have evolved hairless pubes--"

I couldn't read on. I didn't want to be a witness to the upcoming bloodbath.

Sex ed as learned by watching porn.

Still, probably better than what he got in school.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

I always like when I catch myself saying something stupid and realise something too - like I was discussing Frozen Fever's basic premise - "Elsa gets a cold while planning a party and poo poo happens" and claiming it was stupid because "How would Elsa catch a cold - she is the cold" then I remembered - colds have gently caress all to do with temperature, they're a loving virus. If Elsa could catch measles, she could catch a cold. I felt kinda dumb, I was arguing on the level of the movies target audience :P

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010


Coworker: Did you see the movie?
Doofus Coworker: No, but i have basically seen it. I saw other movie with similar premise and subject matter.

Sadly i didn't hear what movie they talked about. I guess he's not big fan of sequel or remakes.

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012


Captain Kosmos posted:

Coworker: Did you see the movie?
Doofus Coworker: No, but i have basically seen it. I saw other movie with similar premise and subject matter.

Sadly i didn't hear what movie they talked about. I guess he's not big fan of sequel or remakes.

I'm thinking Star Wars episodes IV and VII

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006





Khazar-khum posted:

On a site that may or may not have been SA (It's been awhile and I've forgotten that detail), there was a discussion about --what else--sex. Some kid, who couldn't have been very old, tried to sound like an expert. And like a typical nerd he said, "Now that females have evolved hairless pubes--"

I couldn't read on. I didn't want to be a witness to the upcoming bloodbath.

I once had the idea of trying to convince stupid dudes that women started losing pubic hair in the 1990s because of the long-term effects of Chernobyl fallout, but I thought it was too far-fetched.

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier




tacodaemon posted:

I once had the idea of trying to convince stupid dudes that women started losing pubic hair in the 1990s because of the long-term effects of Chernobyl fallout, but I thought it was too far-fetched.

Nah, there's people stupid enough to believe it, you just gotta bait the hook!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


Fun Shoe

Aubergine Mage posted:

Nah, there's people stupid enough to believe it, you just gotta bait the hook!

MSPaint up a blurry .jpg, throw in unflattering pictures of Obama and Hillary and post it on Facebook and Donald Trump will address it in one of his speeches.

"Look, the Russians? They aren't all bad. That Chernobyl thing, well, look at the positives. Women's bushes, well, they ain't so bushy anymore. That's a good thing. I tell you, that's a good thing. Maybe we should look more into nuclear power, because maybe we could get rid of armpit hair for ladies too and, hey, like my ladies hairless."

Non Serviam
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Screaming Idiot posted:

MSPaint up a blurry .jpg, throw in unflattering pictures of Obama and Hillary and post it on Facebook and Donald Trump will address it in one of his speeches.

"Look, the Russians? They aren't all bad. That Chernobyl thing, well, look at the positives. Women's bushes, well, they ain't so bushy anymore. That's a good thing. I tell you, that's a good thing. Maybe we should look more into nuclear power, because maybe we could get rid of armpit hair for ladies too and, hey, like my ladies hairless."

"... And related to me"

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

Cat Army
2nd Battalion


tacodaemon posted:

I once had the idea of trying to convince stupid dudes that women started losing pubic hair in the 1990s because of the long-term effects of Chernobyl fallout, but I thought it was too far-fetched.

But why wouldn't men lose them, for the same reason?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


Khazar-khum posted:

But why wouldn't men lose them, for the same reason?

Because we wear pants

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Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!


Khazar-khum posted:

But why wouldn't men lose them, for the same reason?
The Y chromosome is magical!

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