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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I keep time with an internal chronometer. When it ticks to zero, I will detonate.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Leavemywife posted:

Oh, that guy came back today, bought his lovely cigarettes and started telling me about YouTube personalities that were doing comprehensive rundowns of these events.

I suddenly had to go stock the cooler instead of listening.

To add a layer of oddness here, he's pro-Hilary and thinks Trump is a shitheel, and he claims to hate Fox News.

Dodos have both left and right wings.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I'd eat a breakfast hotdog.

Isn't that just a sausage?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Aubergine Mage posted:

Nah, there's people stupid enough to believe it, you just gotta bait the hook!

MSPaint up a blurry .jpg, throw in unflattering pictures of Obama and Hillary and post it on Facebook and Donald Trump will address it in one of his speeches.

"Look, the Russians? They aren't all bad. That Chernobyl thing, well, look at the positives. Women's bushes, well, they ain't so bushy anymore. That's a good thing. I tell you, that's a good thing. Maybe we should look more into nuclear power, because maybe we could get rid of armpit hair for ladies too and, hey, like my ladies hairless."

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