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Choco1980 posted:Serving sizes are always the stupidest things. Tiny 99 cent bag of chips? 2.5 servings (when there's maybe 40 total chips if you get lucky). On the other end, cheap-o advent calendars, the kind with super thin chocolate in them, usually say "Serving Size: 1 Calendar" The best is when a bottle of regular Coke is 1 serving, and the same sized Diet Coke is 2 servings, so the numbers look smaller (and better!).
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I know two nurses. One of them is a really cool dude, in good shape, fun to party with, shares articles about local policies that are being passed that will either gently caress over healthcare, or help it, and various interesting health-related articles. The other is as wide as she is tall, never stops making GBS threads out superstitions, inspirational quotes, and memes about how hard nurses work.
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Jan 22, 2016 00:03
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Tracula posted:It amuses me that a lot of people go "hurr durr murrica so racism" when Europe is still insanely xenophobic and it's just accepted there. To be fair, I think America leads the first world in shooting minorities and having the cops go on paid leave.
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Jan 23, 2016 09:14
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"Psychology isn't a real science." - White guy with dreadlocks.
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Jan 23, 2016 21:23
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Aesop Poprock posted:I'm not even sure what this guy was thinking of because dust mites don't fit either of those facts. Was he thinking of water bears or something? Cause even with those I don't think they can survive a direct nuclear bomb and they're definitely recognized as living animals. Yeah tardigrades are sturdy as hell, but not invincible, and everyone knows they are alive. I remember someone talking about how fire fulfills a majority of the requirements for being considered "alive", even more than some of the more basic viruses.
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Jan 24, 2016 21:49
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Leavemywife posted:A ballcap usually looks good to me. It doesn't. No man looks better wearing one of those. 90% of the guys who wear them do it to try and hide their bald patch/receding hairline. Also, please don't be the guy who wears a hat indoors, like most baseball cap wearers.
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Jan 27, 2016 09:47
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Bushmaori posted:Why does the idea of wearing a hat indoors make people so mad? You walk inside, take your coat, shes, and hat off. It's polite.
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Jan 27, 2016 10:49
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Gotta protect your head from the sun while watching tv in the basement.
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Jan 27, 2016 11:19
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Practical Demon posted:It seems like in order to make trigger warnings and random internet claims of PTSD as laughable as possible, people have started to think of it as this almost impossible to contract disorder that requires living in a war zone for a year and then being certified by a team of doctors. People attach emotion to things very differently and experience trauma in very personal ways, but a close death seems like an incredibly likely way for it to occur. It's almost like there's a tradition of ignoring and disregarding people's mental health in society!
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Feb 14, 2016 22:01
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Or just live in Canada where most movies are 14+ here (Deadpool included) since we aren't tiny babies when it comes to a boob on screen.
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Feb 16, 2016 06:50
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Fried Watermelon posted:we are just babies when women cover their faces Hey, that's because Canadian's hate brown people, not because Canadian's hate women.
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Feb 16, 2016 21:39
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Happy Landfill posted:The first few times I saw that movie was on Comedy Central so that line took me by surprise when I first saw on DVD...which doesn't make any sense given the stuff that CC shows . I mean seriously, Drawn Together features a character with tentacles coming out of her vagina but, again, a girl merely mentioning her period and having a wide vagina is just too much for the edgiest channel on basic cable. I don't get it. Other than sexism but it's apparently very frowned upon to pull that card. Men are made extremely uncomfortable by women's sexuality and sex organs. You can make a thousand dick jokes and nobody cares, but the second a period joke is made all the men squirm.
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Feb 16, 2016 22:13
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Stoatbringer posted:Proof that dinosaurs are a big hoax and never existed and so-called palaeontologists just made the whole thing up. I don't think I heard a word she said, I couldn't take my mind off of her terrible hair.
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Feb 20, 2016 12:35
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Mister Adequate posted:My favorite part about that is, so what? If anything that would prove scientists were on the ball. They came up with a hypothesis - she doesn't explain where the idea for dinosaurs came from if not from fossils, but we'll allow it anyway for the broader point I'm making - and then evidence emerged that elevated the credibility of said hypothesis. Eventually enough evidence emerged to make it accepted as a true and accurate account of Earth's distant past. Exactly, we were sure gravitational waves existed about a hundred years before we were able to detect them. Scientists are pretty clever, which is what bothers me about the various anti-science and conspiracy groups. A bunch of vapid morons spend an hour googling, and think they know more than fields of people who have decades of research and experience behind them.
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Feb 20, 2016 21:38
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as gently caress fights between Triceratops, and poo poo getting Thagomized by Stegosaurs, is not a part of reality. Why the gently caress even live?
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Arcsquad12 posted:Maybe it blocks the pedophile attracting aromas from escaping. Warn the others this is big. It's simple, men can smell pubes.
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Feb 21, 2016 10:25
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BioEnchanted posted:I've noticed that people with certain builds, mainly really fat people, do look strange after a shave (the face Babies are fat and have no hair. When fat people remove hair, they look more like babies than skinny people. Problem solved.
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Feb 24, 2016 09:48
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). My old supervisor looked exactly like a giant baby, I think it's the lack of definition.
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omnibobb posted:There was a report a while ago that said if you were slightly overweight, you were less likely to die from Condition X than people of an average size. It's not uncommon for skinny people to die from illnesses, since a person's ability to eat is often one of the first things effected and skinny folk don't have as much fat reserves to fall back on. But that's the difference between rail thin and "in good shape but a bit of a tummy", not hugely obese.
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Mar 2, 2016 07:26
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:According to the science of homeopathy, drinking diluted HItlerpiss will cure you of Hitlerism. Are there any Nazi homeopaths? Maybe they're onto something.
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Mar 2, 2016 20:17
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Didn't he say he'd like to fistfight Trump? Can't be all that terrible.
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Mar 3, 2016 10:47
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Christo posted:I feel the same way when I hear fundamentalist Christians claim that atheists can't be good people because they don't have the threat of eternal damnation to keep them in line. If you can't fathom someone being nice even though there's no reward or punishment involved, it says more about you than it does about me. These generally are the same people who beat the poo poo out of their kids as a form of punishment. They only know fear and anger, and live their whole lives around it.
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Apr 8, 2016 23:15
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Das Boo posted:I'm always baffled by how folks conflate an actual woman possessing consent and agency with a representation of a woman created for the purpose of male gaze. Like, wow. A friend and I had an argument with some dipshit a couple days ago about this. He could not understand the concept that women in real life should be allowed to wear whatever they want, since they are real people who have their own thoughts and desires. Whereas women in videogames, a product made by and targeted to men, should maybe not be wearing "sexy" clothing all the time. Every time I would mention that a woman going to war should maybe not have exposed cleavage he'd reply with something along the lines of "yeah, and we should all convert to Islam and have women wear burqas". Sadly the comment thread was deleted, there were some gems in it. He also said he wouldn't care about Shani from the Witcher series if she wasn't hot.
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Apr 13, 2016 19:15
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I like how it sounds so I listen to it. I don't really see the problem. No. You are enjoying an entirely subjective medium incorrectly.
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Apr 16, 2016 20:29
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Except the ones I like. They are exclusively the best. And bands I don't like are the worst. Fact.
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Apr 22, 2016 21:11
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Scathach posted:You know, retail isn't so bad when you find a place that isn't poo poo. I just got a job at a smoke shop and have three coworkers, including the owner. It's a really damned nice place and I actually have say in what goes on around there to make things better. Places like Walmart and Target can gently caress right off though. Yup. I worked for two years at a local retail store, and if it paid better I'd still be there. Cool boss, generally good coworkers, and not all of the customers were scum.
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Apr 27, 2016 01:49
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Stringbean posted:My wife regaled me with some moments from her co-worker. A special ed teacher. To be fair, you guys pronounce Lieutenant wrong, so maybe she made the assumption that all American forces are pronounced as they are spelled.
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May 27, 2016 20:14
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Lef-tenant. Lieutenant Colonel in the Corps. Languages are dumb! Fashionable Jorts has a new favorite as of 20:36 on May 27, 2016 |
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May 27, 2016 20:34
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Cumslut1895 posted:Yeah, it's a pretty dubious term, with a lot of socio-political stuff behind it Europe isn't a continent. 
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Aug 9, 2016 17:55
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I love that video, the way they're holding these animals like they are nothing more than stuffed toys. Stuffed toys who really want to bite his hand off.
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Aug 12, 2016 20:29
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Kids these days, don't even know how to use a slide rule, rotary phone, DOS, and all these other totally relevant things I had to learn when I was young!
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Aug 13, 2016 20:34
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radiatinglines posted:Nobody said anything about second hand smoke Even being near smokers will kill you.
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Aug 15, 2016 22:46
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"Third-hand smoke is thought to potentially cause the greatest harm to infants and young children, because younger children are more likely to put their hands in their mouths, be cuddled up to a smoker with toxins on their skin and clothes. Infants also crawl on the floor and eat from their hands without washing them first, ingesting the toxins into their systems." You know, totally safe.
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Aug 15, 2016 23:19
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Children are pretty terrible at keeping themselves alive.
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Aug 15, 2016 23:24
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Cleretic posted:I still hate that they put all that effort into something that literally does not and cannot matter. The type of game they were making was, blatantly and from the outset, at odds with the story they were writing. I really like the setting, I just wish they were hanging it off a game that could actually explore things like the Vishkar and the omnics. As dumb as this discussion is, I have to agree. I don't get why they didn't write a story that explains why the characters are doing what they are doing in the game.
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Sep 16, 2016 08:33
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I'd eat a breakfast hotdog.
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Nov 3, 2016 06:10
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They learned from history, the last time the Scotts got drunk late at night they rebelled against England.
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Khazar-khum posted:On a site that may or may not have been SA (It's been awhile and I've forgotten that detail), there was a discussion about --what else--sex. Some kid, who couldn't have been very old, tried to sound like an expert. And like a typical nerd he said, "Now that females have evolved hairless pubes--" Sex ed as learned by watching porn. Still, probably better than what he got in school.
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