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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Non Serviam posted:

"doctors are only in it for the money. Toothpaste is bad for you. I think we should all just move to farms and research our own cures for cancer"

One of the nice things about an eventual cure for cancer will be the fact that it drives a billion quacks right the gently caress out of business.

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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More o_0 than stupid, but today a guy that I was playing a boardgame with said "I bet your cat would taste pretty good!" out of nowhere.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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BigglesSWE posted:

I got a co-worker who constantly splurts out things like "now I ain't no racist but them gypsies! They can't be trusted!"

We have Euro SA posters who literally post this poo poo.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Bobby Digital posted:

My mom's a nurse and apparently a lot of her coworkers fully believe that a full moon means their patients will be unruly that night.

Hospital workers are as superstitious as sailors and the Moon thing is a very common belief.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Choco1980 posted:

Second hand report here. On the radio today a sort of editorial came on explaining that yes, Ted Cruz's parents were born in America so he counts as naturalized by laws in the books over 200 years old now. He sequed into that however by talking about a conversation he overheard recently at a cafe wherein a woman said:
"I like Ted Cruz as a candidate. But what if he actually can't be president? Even worse, what if he wins and then they find out he can't be? Then Biden will take his place..."
The newscaster was as dumbfounded as you.

Any outcome that results in President Biden is the best possible outcome.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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VoteTedJameson posted:

Grad student: "Using a ruler to measure something is a colonial undertaking." You see measuring makes a thing knowable, which makes a thing controllable. This is "the crux of imperialism."

Not a joke. This occurred.

Never slapped anyone in a class before, but I might have in this case.

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Phosphine posted:

To be fair Catholics are Idolaters, though i'm not sure I'd call you pagans.

Haven't been to church since my grandmother's funeral, but I'm pretty sure that idolatry isn't one of the pillars of Catholicism.

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