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queserasera posted:Every time someone's told me "my taxes pay your salary!" from the other side of the counter at work, I want to pull their 20-25 cent contribution out of the drawer, all in pennies, then ping them off their face. Here's your money back, dickweed.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 20:08 |
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BigglesSWE posted:Ever met someone who's all over the Moon landing hoax stuff? You're bound to hear some real dumb stuff.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 17:25 |
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In college, I worked at a quick oil change place. Our service writer was Bill. On the surface he was a seemingly nice guy; he wasn't the brightest person in the world and would do things like blame the air conditioning for his cough and get defensive if you suggested it might have to do with the fact that he smoked 2 to 3 packs of cigarettes a day. I say seemingly nice because he was on his best behavior when I came in with a batch of new hires and it took a few weeks before he went back to his regular outbursts. This is when Bill became Bill the Nazi. When his ticket average would drop, the antisemitic comments started flowing, and in addition to starting every third sentence with "loving Jews," I heard such gems as "Mister Steinberg's car!" (this was his go-to when the customer didn't want any extra services and therefore must be Jewish) "Look at his last name, of course he doesn't want to buy anything." I shrugged it off for the most part since everybody else in the shop was used to it and ignored it, but I finally talked to the manager and asked him to intervene when Bill stomped into the garage from the front office and yelled "loving Jews. Never buy anything. Where's Adolf when you need him?" I met his wife and 7 year old son a couple of times. Ironically, his wife worked at the local Jewish Senior Center. His son was a nice kid, I hope he didn't grow up to be like his father. bleughmacaroni posted:There's 2 quarters in a football game, four quarters to play but you get a quarterback for both teams.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 21:24 |
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luloo123 posted:That is true, but his point was that they'll keep refilling indefinitely because the earth makes the oil and there will never be a decrease in volume or quality. He also believed that green energy initiatives were a conspiracy by the government. At that point, I think that I made an excuse that my phone was dying, and we had to get back on topic or what needed to be done wouldn't get done. Bertrand Hustle posted:I had a Jewish friend in college who swore up and down that he had been asked where his horns were, on more than one occasion.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 03:11 |
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I just remembered another good Catholicism one. One of my coworkers at a previous job not only claimed that Catholics aren't Christian, but that they were a completely separate religion with no common roots. I tried explaining the Protestant Reformation and was told that it didn't happen and that Catholicism and Christianity had always been different things. I wish I could remember his explanation, it was a bizarre alternate history conspiracy theory.Thin Privilege posted:Did none of those geography morons go to grade school? I learned geography at least three times and it was required to take US history in high school, which I assume is true in ever state.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 22:23 |
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Was your history teacher Ben Carson? The teacher thought it was going to be a case of "even you can find Europe on a map," but the student had apparently moved in from a district where world geography wasn't taught. Wheat Loaf posted:Your co-worker wasn't Jack Chick, was he?
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 04:57 |
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Roro posted:There's communities of women on the internet that believe that certain celebrities are in fake relationships. One of the stupidest communities is the one dedicated to "outing" Benedict Cumberbatch's allegedly fake marriage to Sophie Hunter, who have a child together and have been married for a year now, I think?
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 23:13 |
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Mu Zeta posted:If I was British I would do whatever Boris Johnson does. Dude's name is Boris.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 01:00 |
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San Bernardino DA says seized iPhone may hold “dormant cyber pathogen” He says iPhone might be "a weapon" to trigger some nefarious worm of some sort. http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/03/san-bernardino-da-says-seized-iphone-may-hold-dormant-cyber-pathogen/ For those with no knowledge of cybersecurity, this is on par with chemtrails or AIDS being an American bioweapon Wheat Loaf posted:Comment glimpsed on some clickbait article on Cracked:
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 02:25 |
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There's also Salt Lake City. One one hand, it's neat and orderly. On the other hand, it's straight out of a dystopian future where people have serial numbers instead of names. https://goo.gl/maps/baA3qdrV2a22
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 03:17 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:This is the result of the most boring person in the worked playing SimCity. Iron Heart posted:"I agree, these demands by transsexuals dont make sense at all. The whole thing is nonsensical. There is discrimination here, but its discrimination towards heterosexuals to the point that a law like this seems needed.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 03:05 |
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Josef bugman posted:Human Resources sounds like you occasionally have to burn a person in order to power the steam engine beneath corporate headquarters. Human Capital is just loving horrifying.
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