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Jan 14, 2016 11:51
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Gilganixon posted:applewhite easily beats me to the exact goddamned joke I was about to make so instead I'll say something along the lines of "you should try reading terry pratchett or something good" i don't know Yes, Terry Pratchett, or something good
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Jan 14, 2016 15:52
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Gilganixon posted:I don't know this guy's reading level so I just went for the next common denominator just above harry potter Pretty sure OP can't read, and is just hitting random keys and getting lucky
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Jan 14, 2016 15:59
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Applewhite posted:Actually Terry Pratchett is good. Sorry you are incapable of joy. trap sprung
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Jan 14, 2016 18:12
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Decebal posted:I you died instead of sir terry nobody would have noticed. I would have been no big loss for humanity He's entertaining but not a good author, hope this helps.
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Jan 14, 2016 18:47
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Applewhite posted:As opposed to all those good authors who aren't entertaining at all. Yes.
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Jan 14, 2016 19:12
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im gonna get rid of the western literary canon and replace it with space tits & space rear end
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Jan 14, 2016 20:03
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Applewhite posted:The gem faces symbolize how women are forced to commoditize their beauty the way we commoditize jewelry. But the dudes have gems too
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Jan 14, 2016 20:20
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Serious Frolicking posted:i tried to read a james joyce book once. when i started looking up words i didnt know i found out that he would just loving make up words sometimes without explaining what they meant. so, mixed in with all this archaic irish slang i obviously wasnt familiar with was the occasional fake word. that was such incredible bullshit that it still kind of irritates me decades later. It's really musical and fun to read out loud.
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Jan 14, 2016 23:31
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Decebal posted:No way, come on. No editor would let that pass Shakespeare made up hundreds of words while writing, many of which we still use today. Lewis Carrol made up like 5.
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Jan 14, 2016 23:32
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BigBoss posted:Also tons of dick and fart jokes Yeah but for Joyce the farts weren't jokes. They were very serious. quote:My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being hosed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I hosed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest loving I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, loving in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every gently caress I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger gently caress than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting woman when every gently caress drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
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Jan 14, 2016 23:39
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Serious Frolicking posted:that would be great if he was writing songs instead of stories which tried to convey meaning via written text. that is such an english major thing to say. what if instead of recoiling from something you didn't understand you took the time to engage with it?
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Jan 15, 2016 00:16
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