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DAMN NIGGA
Aug 15, 2008

by Lowtax
some weed maybe

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
A good time

www
Aug 4, 2010

fun

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
queen and country

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


i really enjoy a penis in my mouth

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Chicken nugget

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Klondike Bar, World Peace

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I have $10 op, is that enough?

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate
vampire powers

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
asking nicely

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
The revolution.


a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

jeff smisek posted:

i really enjoy a penis in my mouth

just one? prude

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
depends, are you cute?

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Will suck dicks for fried chicken

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
For cum, obviously

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

Rib removal. Alllllmost got my own sick sucked

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
for free

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
love

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
a hot load

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I don't know. I'd probably expect to pay about 50 bucks to suck a dick.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I would suck dick if it somehow made it easier to gently caress a woman who was way out of my league.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Zeroisanumber posted:

I would suck dick if it somehow made it easier to gently caress a woman who was way out of my league.

fair warning, this is almost always a trick

DAMN NIGGA
Aug 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I would suck all of your dicks if it meant all of you would be the best of yourselves.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
The real question is what wouldn't I suck a dick for.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
lets just say i did some hosed up stuff for a klondike bar

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Incredible personal wealth, or incredible social good.

Like I have no desire to suck a dick, but if there's a cure for cancer I guess I'm in.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
$4.99

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
to remove snake venom

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

two additional dicks

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Klondike Bar, World Peace

Does the comma represent "and" or "or"?

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

im gaye posted:

two additional dicks

To suck on? That is getting greedy.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Incredible personal wealth, or incredible social good.

Like I have no desire to suck a dick, but if there's a cure for cancer I guess I'm in.

too late, almost everyone is already dead.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

The prices sure have come down in Greece.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
to be head of a major corporation

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I think $10,000 would legitimately do it. I'd use my hands though and make them take a shower first.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
whats a dickfer?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
to suck, obviously

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
practice

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


I'd suck Emma Watson's dick.

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Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

if the dickhaver was cute i'd suck it just for the satisfaction of swallowing their load :wink:

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