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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Bitcoin is hilariously broken in 2016
 
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Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

Probably Infected posted:

This is probably the best explanation on how buttcoins work:

Except with bitcoin, >90% of the cooks plan on stealing the burgers and running away at the first convenient opportunity, the owner of the restaurant is a pedophile, and the customers are ordering burgers just so they can trade them for drugs in the alley behind the shop.

Tipps fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Jan 19, 2016

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Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

`Nemesis posted:

He later tweeted that he got in touch with Satoshi who was going to get his money back, he is just trolling.

Sitoshi [sic]

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Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

happyhippy posted:

No, there is no giving money to anyone higher than you.
Think of it this way. All of Bitcoin is an arcade.
You walk in and all the machines are just change machines.
You also see a board of prizes to be won, mostly dreams and promises.
But they can only be bought with Arcade Tokens.
And you want all of the prizes.

There are others putting in dollars into the machines, and getting arcade coin tokens out.
And they do this all day, every day.
You walk upto one, and insert a dollar. But it takes a day for the money to come out, and at the end you get 75 cents worth of arcade tokens.
And you think this is brilliant.

Weclome to Bitcoin.

You forgot the part where the all the prizes are drugs and child pornography.

And where the person who exchanges tokens for prizes will pocket your tokens and run away 99% of the time.

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