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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CobiWann posted:

Things you can say about the WWE, but not your lover.

Can we please get Bryan in on this and make it a three-way?

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

CobiWann posted:

Things you can say about the WWE, but not your lover.

theyre on board with surprise entrants

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
WWE exists.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

MotU posted:

where the pushes are made up and wins and losses dont matter

lol

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Love it or hate it,

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Phenix Rising posted:

One thing I've just realized about AJ - is he the only long-haired dude in WWE who wrestles without dousing his head in water first?

When they debut him on the main roster, he'll probably be read the McMahon Doctrine which includes such rules as making sure you look wet for the old man the cameras and to expect to have a low ceiling if you're below 6 feet.

Also expect the worst from the one called Ryback.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Speaking of wrestler hair I always loved how Curt Hennig would come out with his tightly tied back (or at least mostly slicked back) hair and end every match looking like a chia pet

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

CobiWann posted:

Things you can say about the WWE, but not your lover.

I really like sleeping with you.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



CobiWann posted:

Things you can say about the WWE, but not your lover.

It won't break the attendance record.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i kind of like aj's look. he reminds me of robert ginty or that eye-patch guy from days of our lives.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/wwebalor/status/691747596616990721

ZoDiAC_
Jun 23, 2003

I liked AJ but I felt bad when Owens threw him out and said "welcome to the WWE" then remembered how they have almost ruined Owens.

But Owens and Ambrose were great last night and AJ and Owens at WM would be great.

Ambrose did a good job putting over that newcomer HHH last night!

I would have settled for Ambrose heeling with the Authority as champ to get Big Dog as a face, it would be a good match. HHH could job at Fastlane.

But no. All McMahons All The Time.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

I'm really glad AJ is a babyface again because he's the better at it and his selling is outstanding

CobiWann posted:

Things you can say about the WWE, but not your lover.

It's good

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Everybody in NXT had to take a picture with that cardboard cutout.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


No Brock or Heyman tonight. They really gonna make Bray build a Mania feud 90 to 95% by himself again :laffo:

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Chris James 2 posted:

No Brock or Heyman tonight. They really gonna make Bray build a Mania feud 90 to 95% by himself again :laffo:

It's the man's specialty

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I can't wait for Bray to come out and claim he stole Brock's power then suplex everyone in the Social Outcasts

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

I want to see the weird-rear end alternate universe where Triple H is a late-bloomer enjoying his first title win and Finn Balor is the heir to the company.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
I'm thinkin about watching tonight just to see what the hell they're doing with Styles, but knowing my luck he'll just defeat a jobber in a way-too-long match and cut a garbage promo instead of entering an actual feud

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Delsaber posted:

I want to see the weird-rear end alternate universe where Triple H is a late-bloomer enjoying his first title win and Finn Balor is the heir to the company.

And it all started when Captain New Japan squashed Finn in five minutes.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
maybe they'll give AJ a manager to make up for his lovely promo skills

hell just give him Heyman

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

ayn rand hand job posted:

:agreed:
You don't have to brand everything, like Sheamus and his cloverleaf submission.

Except for that brief time when Cole was awkwardly calling it the Four Leaf Clover Leaf.

Tricky Dick Nixon
Jul 26, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

abraham linksys posted:

maybe they'll give AJ a manager to make up for his lovely promo skills

hell just give him Heyman

The way to get AJ over is to have Paul Heyman front him and then spend the entire promo time talking about his other client, the Beast, the Conquerer, BROCK LESNAR, instead of AJ Styles.

Worked for Cesaro.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





achillesforever6 posted:

I love HHH's new shirt by the way since it has the Latin phrases on it
http://shop.wwe.com/Triple-H-%22Iron-Fist%2C-Iron-Rule%22-Authentic-T-Shirt/M2001,default,pd.html
This is why I like HHH, he too appreciates how awesome Conan the Barbarian is and how Latin is the best language.

I have that Manilla Road shirt.

ZoDiAC_
Jun 23, 2003

WM might have a CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE tournament scramble on the network pre-show like at WM20. Get more belts defended. Top to bottom belt card.

We would all be so proud.

- Kalisto
- His friend (not the bull)
- AJ Styles
- Neville
- Sammy Insane
- Daniel Bryan
- Kevin Owens
- Nakamura
- The Demon Kane
- Big Show

R Truth will enter and bury himself in a grave to lose.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Chris James 2 posted:

No Brock or Heyman tonight. They really gonna make Bray build a Mania feud 90 to 95% by himself again :laffo:

There's 10 weeks til Mania, relax

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Kaitlin confirmed backstage at Raw:

https://instagram.com/p/BA-pCnfAFJS/

Tricky Dick Nixon
Jul 26, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuBVcsPVPyQ

they even released a video recognizing how bad their choice of angle was

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

You don't want to miss the return of big poppa pump on raw tonight

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


lol

https://twitter.com/official_flo/status/691752991481843712

Uhhlive
Jun 18, 2004

I'm not the public.
I'm the President

Nah, I'm good.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
God damnit

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

i heard gangrel is coming back??

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

lol watch this raw be total poo poo and destroy all goodwill the rumble generated

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

FLOOOOOO

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

oatgan posted:

It's good

There are no iguanas involved

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

CobiWann posted:

Things you can say about the WWE, but not your lover.

The dirt sheets know what it's up to.

-or-

The greatest value in entertainment.

My favorite thing about the new Whose Line is that some version of this comes up literally everytime they play scenes from a hat, and I enjoy seeing them make variants of the same dirty jokes every week.

NowonSA fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Jan 26, 2016

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012


The most anticipated return of 2016

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Nah that'll be machine gun kelly coming back to power bomb Owens at Mania

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Gee golly willikers, will Florida Georgia Line be on the show too? :allears:

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