[POLL] Gonna get some soda to fill the void inside of me

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What soda?
	Coca Cola
	Doctor Pepper
	Pepsi (lol as if)
	Mtn Dew
	Other (please specify)
	Embrace the emptiness

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Fruitopia.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 02:57

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 06:37

dev286: Nov 30, 2006; Let it be all the best.

Here's a tune to enjoy with your soda:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXnTbmPxv5g

RIP Kim Mitchell :canada:

# ? Jan 20, 2016 03:19

dev286: Nov 30, 2006; Let it be all the best.

Casimir Radon posted:

Fruitopia.

Does this qualify as a soda? It's non-carbonated.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 03:19

Blood Boils: Dec 27, 2006; Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Voted other for root beer

# ? Jan 20, 2016 04:19

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

what kind of tiny rear end void are you working with that it can be filled by loving soda op jesus christ

# ? Jan 20, 2016 04:36

Noun Verber: Oct 12, 2006; Cool party, guys.

Coke tasted better when they mixed in a drop of union organizer blood in every can.

E: poo poo you're one of those loving savages that calls it soda. Enjoy living in your heat-blasted flyover state, numbing the pain with corn syrup and local football

# ? Jan 20, 2016 11:17

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

This thread inspired me to buy soda. That's my story.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 11:18

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

literally this big posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrRHR4lrzfA

Hahaha

# ? Jan 20, 2016 12:26

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

drink some ok. soda

# ? Jan 20, 2016 12:46

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

soda is really bad for you op, should have chosen something healthier and more fulfilling like heroin

# ? Jan 20, 2016 13:44

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

can i have a thoda

# ? Jan 20, 2016 14:22

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

Noun Verber posted:

Coke tasted better when they mixed in a drop of union organizer blood in every can.

E: poo poo you're one of those loving savages that calls it soda. Enjoy living in your heat-blasted flyover state, numbing the pain with corn syrup and local football

the only thing more pathetic than the op are people who get really upset about the existence of regional dialect. oh no, someone uses a different word for carbonated beverages that you are completely familiar with and have no trouble understanding. the only way you will ever improve the world is by removing yourself from it, human being.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 15:21

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

# ? Jan 20, 2016 15:28

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Serious Frolicking posted:

the only thing more pathetic than the op are people who get really upset about the existence of regional dialect. oh no, someone uses a different word for carbonated beverages that you are completely familiar with and have no trouble understanding. the only way you will ever improve the world is by removing yourself from it, human being.

you seem tense

# ? Jan 20, 2016 15:29

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Noun Verber posted:

Coke tasted better when they mixed in a drop of union organizer blood in every can.

E: poo poo you're one of those loving savages that calls it soda. Enjoy living in your heat-blasted flyover state, numbing the pain with corn syrup and local football

it's called soda in california idiot if you asked for a pop here people would look at you like you just stepped off the greyhound from yokelville, usa circa 1949

# ? Jan 20, 2016 15:30

kikkelivelho: Aug 27, 2015

Voted for coke. Make sure to get light or zero so you don't get fat, that will make you even more miserable

# ? Jan 20, 2016 15:52

trikker: Sep 2, 2013; by Lowtax

just don't masturbate to it

# ? Jan 20, 2016 16:13

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

trikker posted:

just don't masturbate to it

Please tell me that's carrot juice.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 16:13

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

trikker posted:

just don't masturbate to it

dang i wish i scrolled to the bottom of this post before masturbating

# ? Jan 20, 2016 16:14

trikker: Sep 2, 2013; by Lowtax

Das Boo posted:

Please tell me that's carrot juice.

http://www.ebay.ca/itm/2012-Dydo-DRAGONBALL-Z-Orange-Soda-Can-GOKU-Empty-/160785634614

orange soda apparently

# ? Jan 20, 2016 16:14

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

trikker posted:

http://www.ebay.ca/itm/2012-Dydo-DRAGONBALL-Z-Orange-Soda-Can-GOKU-Empty-/160785634614

orange soda apparently

Ahh, shucks.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 16:17

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

You should try bug juice. Kids love it!

# ? Jan 20, 2016 16:20

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Canfield's Diet Chocolate Fudge Soda or GTFO

# ? Jan 20, 2016 16:55

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

dunk a dill pickle, reald-o.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 17:23

RadioactiveKid: Aug 12, 2005; Gato Rebelde

grape fanta

# ? Jan 20, 2016 17:27

Boko Haram: Dec 22, 2008

No diet option? Don't drink your calories!

# ? Jan 20, 2016 17:36

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

When I was but a boy I had grown up calling it pop. One day driving through the countryside my dad mentioned that we should stop at a soda fountain. I had an image in my mind of one of those cascading fountains filled with deliscious soda. It sounded so exotic. We stopped at a small town shoppe and I realized a soda fountain was just a pop machine. In retrospect a soda fountain would lose its fizz and just be a sticky mess. A boy can dream tho. :kiddo: