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It's when two people who love one another decide to make each other happy by placing their mouths on their partner's sexual organ and pleasuring them.

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such a question is to be resolved by testimony. if a wise person saw the 69 and proclaimed it a sex, i might believe them

GEExCEE

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PinkoBastard
69 is a drat complicated sex thing, that is to say that the number itself refers to a sex thing that is drat complicated. hth

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Maybe we can setup a Kickstarter to contact someone who has had sex and ask them.

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You know what the square root of 69 is?

8 something.

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Splatmaster posted:

You know what the square root of 69 is?

8 something.

81 is a fun number because its square root is 9 :)

also 96 is butts touching.

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you know when you see a number and it feels good?

81 does that for me.

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Android Blues

*calling all the king's advisors into the central chamber to find out what the sex number REALLY is*

none of yall better be blind or sorcerers, i say, reminding them of the new sanction against people doing parables in front of the king when he just wants to know what a cool number is or how to do a hand stand

Android Blues

the king is really tired of blind guys reordering his perceptions of the nature of truth. last time he just wanted to know if you could get poisoned from eating apple cores and this guy in a hood started busting out some platonic dialogue type stuff. we tried to execute him but he just turned into an animal tableaux criticising the feudal system. the king is sick of it

google THIS


this is the new universal answer

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Android Blues posted:

the king is really tired of blind guys reordering his perceptions of the nature of truth. last time he just wanted to know if you could get poisoned from eating apple cores and this guy in a hood started busting out some platonic dialogue type stuff. we tried to execute him but he just turned into an animal tableaux criticising the feudal system. the king is sick of it

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I know what it means. But you say it first. I want to know if you know.

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google THIS

q: what is the meaning of life?

a: it means you have 69 of something

GEExCEE



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it's two sperms who can't keep their eyes off each other . . . egg might as well be on a different planet, the only circle these fellas see is the yinyang they make as they swim around and around, locked in a brodance ballet . . . forget conception, theyre on to something bigger, something deeper, something true. its the Gay Sperm number


ty nesamdoom!

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Six number. It's one of the Six Numbers!

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I learned this in 7th grade because it was my football number.

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Android Blues posted:

the king is really tired of blind guys reordering his perceptions of the nature of truth. last time he just wanted to know if you could get poisoned from eating apple cores and this guy in a hood started busting out some platonic dialogue type stuff. we tried to execute him but he just turned into an animal tableaux criticising the feudal system. the king is sick of it

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