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So everyone's realized by now that the team composition is basically Community, right?
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Feb 29, 2016 13:01
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Ray is Britta.
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Feb 29, 2016 13:01
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Rip is the Dean. He barges in and forces the team on crazy adventures for goals only he cares about. Heatwave is Chang. Although Pierce also fits really well.
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Feb 29, 2016 14:04
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Hawkgirl is Shirley. She's caring, kind, and the writers still have absolutely no idea what to do with her.
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Feb 29, 2016 14:44
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Vandal Savage doesn't care about the protagonists, just about defeating the dozens of other Vandal Savages that have traveled back in time to ensure they conquer Earth.
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Feb 29, 2016 16:14
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It's basically sitcom scriptwriting. It's all crazy misunderstandings, miscommunication, and cleaning up their own messes.
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Mar 1, 2016 17:08
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I can't believe Chang unexpectedly betrayed the group!
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Mar 5, 2016 14:06
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It also makes Rip's backstory make no sense. He didn't become a Time Master after his wife was killed. They left the Time Masters together and chose to live in the Vandal Savage Kills Everyone era.
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Mar 5, 2016 21:06
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Rip: "Two men named Jay are attacking the ship! Everyone get to the bridge!" Stein: "Jay? I'm not scared... I smoke jays."
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Mar 8, 2016 12:27
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X-O posted:Brandon Routh let slip in some DC promotional video that one of the crew isn't who we think they are. Whatever that means.
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Mar 12, 2016 22:40
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greatn posted:Out of all the things that bother me on this show I think number one is "Why is Captain Cold's gun now just a blue laser beam with no apparent cold properties? In fact, we haven't seen a gun actually kill somebody in a long time. They've all been set to knock-down mode.
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Mar 13, 2016 12:26
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They actually all died in the first episode, and the reason they're so ineffectual is that they can't influence the outside world anymore.
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Mar 14, 2016 11:37
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Reality itself is threatened when the Atom realizes that the plot makes no sense, leading the characters to a self-awareness of their fictional status that could unmake the world. B-plot: Hawkgirl has an existential crisis upon understanding that her actions have no motivation.
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Mar 14, 2016 14:24
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Binary Badger posted:He was probably aiming for the pole, but only being able to use his legs to aim the gun probably meant he couldn't be very accurate.
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Apr 1, 2016 21:18
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shadok posted:That was a pretty good episode with a nice, understated performance by Caity Lotz, who usually feels like the weakest link in the cast to me.
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Apr 1, 2016 23:32
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GreenNight posted:Caity Lotz is White Canary.
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Apr 2, 2016 01:06
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Suicide Squid is the worst Aquaman villain.
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Apr 4, 2016 13:54
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"After 10,000 years I'm free. Time to eh whatever." -- Vandal Savage
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Apr 10, 2016 23:07
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The team tracks him to 1992 thanks to a rare surviving copy of his novelty album, Vandal Raps.
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Apr 11, 2016 00:21
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The year is 1838. Rip pilots the Time Minnow to St. Louis to stop Vandal Savage, who is selling poor-quality wagon axles to travelers. Kendra suffers snakebite and needs a week's rest and full rations.
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Apr 11, 2016 00:55
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The year is 0. The team find Vandal Savage nailed to a cross because, a soldier explains, "he looks a bit like that guy, you know the one." They plan to stab him with the magic knife, but leave it in an aqueduct while trying to find a good Greek place. Ray, confused, founds Islam 622 years early.
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Apr 11, 2016 01:06
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Rhyno posted:I can one up that.
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Apr 11, 2016 11:30
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In 1492, Vandal Savage sails the ocean blue. The team spray-paint "Nina" onto the side of the Time Caresser, hoping to blend in. They don't. Sara makes out with Queen Isabella of Spain.
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Apr 11, 2016 11:31
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The team must go back and prevent Vandal Savage from founding Facebook. Leonard Snart and Mark Zuckerberg make fun of each other's names. Kendra and Ray change their relationship status to "it's complicated."
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Apr 11, 2016 14:29
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The team find themselves held hostage in the American embassy in Iran. Kendra falls in love with Jimmy Carter. Vandal Savage and Ra's al-Ghul get coffee.
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Apr 11, 2016 14:33
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No Butt Stuff posted:Now do one where Sara seduces Anne Frank.
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Apr 11, 2016 15:29
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The year: 6,000 BC. The place: Ur. The mission: Take down Gilgamesh before he joins the League of Assassins. B-plots: Snart and Sara harass Vandal Savage on Twitter. Ray and Kendra are kidnapped at a swinger party in 2103.
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Apr 11, 2016 23:57
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The year is 1921. The place is Teapot Dome, Wyoming. The team must uncover the depths of Harding's corruption - and Vandal Savage's connection to the administration. Stein makes a strong case for America's isolationist policies. Kendra takes a nap under a tree.
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Apr 12, 2016 17:01
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I would definitely watch a show that was just Vandal Savage killing time through the ages with various hobbies.
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Apr 12, 2016 19:34
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Vandal Savage was a good guy for twenty years in the 16th century, just to see what it was like. It was okay.
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Apr 12, 2016 19:58
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Season 2 deals with the Time Masters' evil nemeses, the Crime Masters.
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Apr 13, 2016 00:26
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Vandal Savage invented the Roman aqueduct... then lined them with lead because he's evil.
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Apr 13, 2016 12:45
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The team investigate a mysterious ghostly astronaut. Everyone runs through a lot of doors. Vandal Savage turns a high school into a race track. Sara and Snart eat a large meal.
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Apr 13, 2016 13:56
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Jax is a naturally gifted athlete, as the show emphasizes. He's so good at athletics, because of his natural gifts, and his genetics, that he was born with. But he's not the smart one of the team, he's paired with a smart guy. Because his gift isn't intelligence. It's natural athletic ability. He's just a natural athlete. No idea why. Just good at athletics. Maybe he gets it from his dad. Just something about him. Natural athletic gift.
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Apr 14, 2016 19:33
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It's 1950, and Vandal Savage is trying to steal the top-secret recipe for the world's most beloved drink, Coca-Cola. The team must stop Savage before he takes control of the cool, refreshing, and nostalgic taste of all-American Coca-Cola, the drink that brings the world together. Rip, Ray, Sara, Snart, Rory, Kendra, Jax, and Stein enjoy glass bottle of classic Coca-Cola, the best-selling drink in the world for over a century. A single drop of condensation runs down the frosty glass.
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Apr 14, 2016 22:44
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The year is 1870. The team goes back in time for no good reason. Stein forgets to take off his plastic glasses. Ray wonders why this seems so much like a JLU episode.
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Apr 15, 2016 17:55
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This is the fillerest episode ever, and after all the time they spent at the end of the last episode talking up things were getting SERIOUS and it was time to STOP SAVAGE ONCE AND FOR ALL it makes me wonder if there were some bizarre behind-the-scenes production problems that necessitated it.
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Apr 15, 2016 18:19
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"The Time Masters have sent Chronos to kill us!" "Who's that?" "An unstoppable assassin who will stop at nothing to stop us." "Oh, okay." "Now the Time Masters have sent the Hunters to kill us!" "Who are they?" "Unstoppable assassins who will stop at nothing to stop us." "Oh, okay." "Now the Time Masters have sent the Pilgrim to kill us!" "Go gently caress yourself, Rip."
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Apr 15, 2016 18:28
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bobkatt013 posted:Wanting to introduce a possible character for season 2?
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Apr 15, 2016 18:43
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It's 2166. Everyone is dead. Ray turns to the camera. "I can fix it! I can make it better!" After traveling back in time to re-bake the cake he ruined, he also realizes he could use time travel to save his friends.
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Apr 15, 2016 21:10
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