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Skunkrocker
Jan 13, 2012

SOMETHING SMELLS WRONG IN THE FORESTS OF CATOOSA COUNTY, GEORGIA: SKUNK ROCKERTM! POWERED BY DEMONIC ROCK MUSIC HE'S SWORN VENGEANCE AGAINST HUMAN BEINGS WHO POLLUTE HIS HOME & KILL HIS FRIENDS! SKUNK ROCKERTM: COMING SOON TO A VIDEO STORE NEAR YOU!

keevo posted:

I can't remember anything Mega Man so idk if that guy is a jobber or not.



Not at all. In his first appearance, Megaman GB 3, he had NO weakness. In fact the only weapon that could hurt him was the stock Mega Buster. He was much weaker in Mega Man GB 5 but the Star Droid weapons were considered more powerful because they were extraterrestrial. He returns to his stronger self in Mega Man 10 with only having two weapons able to hurt him, the Mega Buster and the Mirror Buster. On top of that his attack is called the Screw Crusher, which is exactly how I like to gently caress.

Also his theme music is loving badass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt0lcRoz4mg

On top of that he's the only Mega Man Killer to appear in an alternate universe (Mega Man Battle Network), and was going to appear in Mega Man Online before it got canned.

Also, ya know, Punk. Like CM Punk. My favorite wrestler.

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Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things


Nitro Man is going to save us all.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

by Cyrano4747


Team 3 is the Hot and Humble Jenkum DICKS

Or j guess like Air Man on accounta you can't defeat him

Tyma
Dec 22, 2004

Chwyldro Dawnsio Dawns


Team 22 is Team Pickle Man - the institutional jobber of the Mega Man games.



Hopefuly we get institutional jobber AJ Styles.

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!


Fun Shoe

For Team 30 I nominate Quick Man!



Just look at that smug goddamn face, so proud to have rolled big number 30.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



sticklefifer posted:

In fact I do. Team GutsDozer for 23.

you've doomed us by not just picking Guts Man and trying to get all fancy

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003



Tyma posted:

Team 22 is Team Pickle Man - the institutional jobber of the Mega Man games.



Hopefuly we get institutional jobber AJ Styles.

I was gonna take Clash Man from the Japanese version of Mega Man 2 bt that's a fine choice as well:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

TOO EASY

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

you've doomed us by not just picking Guts Man and trying to get all fancy

Guts Dozer is huge, who could possibly eliminate him!?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007





Grimey Drawer

Team Star Man let's get it

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011



You wanna play 21? I got 22!

...no wait, I just have 21. Go Team Magic Man!

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007


aw yeah number 26 the point where we'll all be dying inside and desperate for something, anything good to happen

Mr Muggy
Mar 30, 2010

I'm just gonna do this for about two minutes, okay?


To win at #6, you have to-

Aw, gently caress it. Team Sheep Man for the #6!

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


Atticus Finch posted:

He is.

All job to Top Man.

Top Man's power is the Lie Detector

Team Top Man is gonna be R-Truth

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



i like megan man

TheRico
Mar 1, 2007


TEAM DUST MAN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

POLKA DOTS ALL DAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

(Mega Man Soccer is the best Mega Man game)

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs


sticklefifer posted:

Guts Dozer is huge, who could possibly eliminate him!?

I never thought of it this way. You're right. $500 on Big Show through Bovada.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012



I present the official theme of Team 16 - Dust Man


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7GeZ3YmONw

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A Samus doll!
It's soooo cute!



Team 19, Team Star Man, is the best team, objectively.

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


If anyone doesn't have an objection I would be down for #29 being team Chill Penguin?

edit - Beaten like government mule! How about uh... team Metal Man? He is pretty metal.

bartok fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Jan 23, 2016

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3




Hope ya brought enough artillery to take us down cause team 25 is Team Boobeam Trap

Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

team 13 is Team Tron Bonne

Seth Rollins fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jan 23, 2016

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3




BOOBEAM HISTORY

Team 25 Throughout The Ages

1989 The Red Rooster
1990 Hulk Hogan (Won)
1991 Haku
1992 Rick Martel
1993 Tito Santana
1994 Bastion Booger
1995 Bob Backlund
1996 Barry Horowitz
1997 Rocky Maivia
1998 Henry Godwinn
1999 X-Pac
2000 Billy Gunn
2001 Undertaker
2002 Mr. Perfect
2003 A-Train
2004 Chris Jericho
2005 John Cena
2006 Shawn Michaels
2007 Chavo Guerrero
2008 Mark Henry
2009 Rob Van Dam
2010 R-Truth
2011 Heath Slater
2012 Jack Swagger
2013 Zack Ryder
2014 Erick Rowan
2015 Dean Ambrose

So in other words

1989 Jobber
1990 HULKAMANIA
1991-2015 Buncha Jobbers Who Couldn't Draw a Dime BROTHERRRRRRR

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.



Plaster Town Cop

Go Manga Man!

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Perry Normal posted:

Team 4 is Team Yellow Devil



No Select button to save you this time!!

hell yea

The #4 spot, 1988-2015:
Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart
Mr. Perfect
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Paul Roma
Jerry Sags
Papa Shango
Kwang lol
Dumpster Duke Droese
Jerry Lawler
Phineas Godwinn lol
holy poo poo The Rock
Droz r.i.p.
Christian
Faarooq
Bradshaw
Rey Mysterio
Tajiri
Hardcore Holly
Psicosis
Matt Hardy
Khali
MVP
JTG from Cryme Tyme
Woo woo woo. You know it
Cody Rhodes
Kofi
Cody Rhodes again
Lou Parper

#4 entrants who won:

#4 entrants who were eliminated either second or third:
Jake Roberts
Paul Roma
Duke Droese
Bradshaw
Rey Mysterio
JTG
Jerry Sags
Christian
Farooq
Tajiri
Hardcore Holly
Psicosis
Khali
MVP
Zach Ryder



#4 entrants who made it to the final four:
The Rock

#4 entrants who made it to the final... ten:
The Rock
Cody Rhodes

#4 entrants who made it to the final twenty???:
Mr. Perfect
Ted DiBiase
Jerry Lawler
The Rock
Cody Rhodes
Cody Rhodes again

I have a good feeling about this

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



cant believe nobody has snapped up Bamboo Pandamonium yet

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008

I'll be busting the moves and I'll be busting the rhymes, we'll be busting up laughing 'cause it's
PARTY TIME!


i'm shocked no one is taking megaman xover exclusive villain yoshida

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Little Mac posted:

Hope ya brought enough artillery to take us down cause team 25 is Team Boobeam Trap



TEAM BOOMBEAM

This is going to be a horrible mess and I love it.

Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004



Team 3 check yo facts:

1998. Butch Reed
1989: Andre The Giant
1990: Marty Janetty
1991: Greg Valentine
1992: Ric Flair WIENER
1993: Papa Shango
1994: Rick Steiner
1995: Eli Blue
1996: Bob Backlund
1997: Razor Ramon Dos
1998: Tom Brandi
1999: Golga
2000: Headbanger Mosh
2001: Fatt Hardy
2002: Big Bossman
2003: Dr. Christopher Nowinski
2004: Mark Henry
2005: Daniel Puder
2006: Simon Dean
2007: Kenny Dykstra
2008: Santino Marella
2009: Carlito
2010: CM Punk
2011: Justin Gabriel
2012: R-Truth
2013: Cody Rhodes
2014: Damien Sandow
2015: Bubba Ray Dudley

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax


Really sorry about last year but since that factually can't happen again, GO TEAM 27.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!


Lipstick Apathy

Team 3 is now Team Zero

I dunno if Zero was ever a boss but he is a badass so requesting a waiver

Also fun fact I somehow got #3 two years ago and we were awarded with...Damien Sandow

Dr Dracula
Oct 30, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Grimey Drawer

I was all ready to declare Crystal Snail but Boomer Kuwanger's pretty good... I guess...

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Team 3 is now Team Zero

I dunno if Zero was ever a boss but he is a badass so requesting a waiver

Also fun fact I somehow got #3 two years ago and we were awarded with...Damien Sandow

I know he's an enemy in X2 if you don't get his parts from the X-Hunters.

Dr Dracula fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Jan 23, 2016

Mob
May 6, 2002

Me reading your posts



too bad we aren't using Zelda names since Team 13 has Cody Rhodes three goddamn times

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist




Cavauro posted:

i like megan man

'#i loving hate it and fthink its poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdbVaCBF8Ow

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.

ParanoidInc posted:

For Team 30 I nominate Quick Man!



Just look at that smug goddamn face, so proud to have rolled big number 30.

When I saw my name in spot 30, I channeled my inner Matt Striker "I'm marking out bro!!!" Even though 30 has only produced Cena and Undertaker as winners so far, I think with the title on the line and Roman in at #1, we've got a great shot at a big name and/or screwjob coming in to win it for us. At the very least, I think we avoided Fandango. *points at Wrestlemania sign*

sonicice fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Jan 23, 2016

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



acai moonsault posted:

'#i loving hate it and fthink its poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdbVaCBF8Ow

yeaH

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames


Team 16 has the power of Gold, Stars and Polka Dots.

Obviously we'll have Brock Lesnar

Skunkrocker
Jan 13, 2012

SOMETHING SMELLS WRONG IN THE FORESTS OF CATOOSA COUNTY, GEORGIA: SKUNK ROCKERTM! POWERED BY DEMONIC ROCK MUSIC HE'S SWORN VENGEANCE AGAINST HUMAN BEINGS WHO POLLUTE HIS HOME & KILL HIS FRIENDS! SKUNK ROCKERTM: COMING SOON TO A VIDEO STORE NEAR YOU!

Mob posted:

too bad we aren't using Zelda names since Team 13 has Cody Rhodes three goddamn times

You can still be Star Man

Edit: the list finally updated, you can't be star man anymore... But you can still be Sunstar!

Skunkrocker fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Jan 23, 2016

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005



Team 17 is Yamato Man

Quantrill fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Jan 23, 2016

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

by Cyrano4747


Riotgrrill posted:

Team 3 check yo facts:

1998. Butch Reed
1989: Andre The Giant
1990: Marty Janetty
1991: Greg Valentine
1992: Ric Flair WIENER
1993: Papa Shango
1994: Rick Steiner
1995: Eli Blue
1996: Bob Backlund
1997: Razor Ramon Dos
1998: Tom Brandi
1999: Golga
2000: Headbanger Mosh
2001: Fatt Hardy
2002: Big Bossman
2003: Dr. Christopher Nowinski
2004: Mark Henry
2005: Daniel Puder
2006: Simon Dean
2007: Kenny Dykstra
2008: Santino Marella
2009: Carlito
2010: CM Punk
2011: Justin Gabriel
2012: R-Truth
2013: Cody Rhodes
2014: Damien Sandow
2015: Bubba Ray Dudley

It will be an honor to fight by your side

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Skunkrocker
Jan 13, 2012

SOMETHING SMELLS WRONG IN THE FORESTS OF CATOOSA COUNTY, GEORGIA: SKUNK ROCKERTM! POWERED BY DEMONIC ROCK MUSIC HE'S SWORN VENGEANCE AGAINST HUMAN BEINGS WHO POLLUTE HIS HOME & KILL HIS FRIENDS! SKUNK ROCKERTM: COMING SOON TO A VIDEO STORE NEAR YOU!

History of Team 5: CM PUNK, BEST IN THE WORLD

1. Jake Roberts
2. Ronnie Garvin
3. Randy Savage
4. Paul Roma
5. Haku
6. Brian Knobbs' Butthole
7. Owen Hart
8. Jimmy Del Ray
9. Bob Holly
10. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN - WINNER
11. Headbanger Mosh
12. Edge
13. Rikishi
14. Drew Carey
15. Lance Storm
16. Edge
17. Bradshaw
18. Hurricane
19. Ric Flair
20. Edge
21. Hardcore Holly
22. The Great Khali
23. The Great Khali
24. William Regal
25. Justin Gabriel
26. Santino Marella
27. Kane
28. Bray Wyatt

Pretty good turnout for the 5th position. A few jobbers, a few main eventers, some legends, some major current stars, one winner, several world champions.

It occurs to me now though we should have went with Snake Man considering Jake and Austin but whatever, we're Punk now E C DUB E C DUB

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