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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Team zero is cool and good, just like entry #3 will be.

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

ayn rand hand job posted:

curry man is not a mega man boss

copy x is though

Mega Man would be better if Curry Man, Macho Man, Big Boss Man, One Man Gang Man, Honky Tonk Man and Repo Man were bosses. :colbert:

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
I hope number 26 is Kane and the first thing he does is dump rovert out of the ring.

I won't hope for rovert to come in at a specific number because that would be unnecessarily rude to the other teams.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
C'mon Team Air Man!

I'm updating the Rumble card right now. Who's making the OP?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Air Man almost won the VGCW championship and almost became the first triple crown champion last year. 2016 the year of Air Man?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Hace posted:

I'm not junk

hooray at least one other good person on team 8

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
So glad I paid nine ninety nine to watch number nine win

Dr.Tree
May 7, 2007

Sure there are goons in local government. But there are goons in national government too

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Top spin is useless but is the only weapon that can beat the final boss.

There is a metaphor here

Yeah. Bo Dallas as champ.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
JapanMan.EXE

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Can't wait for The Real Big Dog Titus O'Neil to bring it home for Team Metal Man

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Quantrill posted:

Team 17 is Yamato Man



gently caress yeah

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Jetfire posted:

gently caress yeah

he gets scalped by USA man's weapon

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

Team Star Man gonna win it this year.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
That wasn't a joke by the way.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Dirt Taco Scuba posted:

Team Star Man gonna win it this year.

Do it for Bowie
:qq:

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Video isn't working on my android wwe network app so I'm going to have to get up early and watch the rumble match on a 3 hour delay instead this is loving terrible.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Motherfucker.
I forgot to sign up for this.

I am bummed.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Would you like to join team 3? Because We Da Best

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That's strange, I'm in Team 10. I would have thought that was unlikely to win, but now obviously it is 100% confirmed going to. Sorry for the spoilers.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

That's strange, I'm in Team 10. I would have thought that was unlikely to win, but now obviously it is 100% confirmed going to. Sorry for the spoilers.

Weird. Maybe a double elimination at the end with Team 24 because Vince McMahon (who is my dad) told me for sure that whoever came out at 24 will win. And it'll be R-Truth.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
Once again I decided to sperg on Mega Man damage values and determine who has the most potential in this neat little adorable spreadsheet.

Here are some interesting statistics if you don't want to look at the sheet!

Greatest Defense Potential: Maverick Zero, 14
Worst Defense Potential: Chill Penguin, 53
Greatest Damage Potential: Sigma, 48
Worst Damage Potential: Magic Man, 20
Least Likely to Eliminate Self: Wood Man, -8
Most Likely to Eliminate Self: Metal Man, 14
Number of Entrants Who Can Defeat Boobeam Trap: 3 :v:
Number of Entrants Boobeam Trap Can Defeat: 28 :smith:
Punk's Potential Defense vs Damage: 16/33 :smug:
Best thing I said while making this: "Okay, what is goo and how do I quantify that?"
Weirdest stat I can't find info on: how much healing Leaf Shield does to Wood Man. I went with -8.

Skunkrocker fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Jan 24, 2016

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Weird. Maybe a double elimination at the end with Team 24 because Vince McMahon (who is my dad) told me for sure that whoever came out at 24 will win. And it'll be R-Truth.

poo poo you know what it is, this is going to be the first 250 man Royal Rumble, which is why WWE has been recruiting up all those indie workers. R-Truth is gonna win as the 240th entrant.

nonrev
Jul 15, 2012




Tyler Breeze will enter at #14 and will win it for teenage millenials

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Skunkrocker posted:


Number of Entrants Who Can Defeat Boobeam Trap: 3 :v:
Number of Entrants Boobeam Trap Can Defeat: 28 :smith:


The numbers don't lie, team BBT got this

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Go Team Kane #WhereIsKane

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I honestly hope I get Curtis Axel again this year and he gets chumped for a second time.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Edwardian posted:

Motherfucker.
I forgot to sign up for this.

I am bummed.

I'd be happy to make you an honorary member of Team #2.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




I'll sign up tomorrow
I'll sign up tomorrow
I'll sign up tomorrow

Oh the rumble is tonight Welp.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
it was literally one post in a thread how would you even process in your brain as a thing that is worthy enough to put off

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


I didn't sign up for this but I'm joining Team 1 in honor of Cam Newton

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
Team 4 got one of the most fearsome and annoying villains in Mega Mandom -- the Yellow Devil. This is perfect for a draw that's had such luminaries as... um... Matt Hardy, The Great Khali, JTG, MVP, Zack Ryder, Kofi Kingston, Luke Harper, Cody Rhodes and Cody Rhodes.

:negative:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Team Guts-Dozer isn't doing enough poo poo talking, so, uh, hey...other stupid teams. Guts-Dozer is going to Doze your Guts. Sorta like Roman Reigns' lovely herniated guts. What I'm trying to say is all of you bitches need to stop trying to do one-armed deadlift power bombs.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

DeepDickPizza posted:

Team Guts-Dozer isn't doing enough poo poo talking, so, uh, hey...other stupid teams. Guts-Dozer is going to Doze your Guts. Sorta like Roman Reigns' lovely herniated guts. What I'm trying to say is all of you bitches need to stop trying to do one-armed deadlift power bombs.

Team Tengu gonna cover you in ten tons of goo

Like we did to your moms last night

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
lex luger was number 23 in the 1994 rumble and that worked out great for everyone so Go Team Guts-Dozer

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Jetfire posted:

gently caress yeah

ayn rand hand job posted:

he gets scalped by USA man's weapon


He's too busy with his record setting Open the Twin Gate reign to show up and too be honest he's too cool for the WWE anyway

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Team Dive Man gonna win, it's time for the diver to rise!

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
I will claim team 14, the Jeff Hardy Memorial Spot, in a LATE ENTRY.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I forgot this was happening. Can I have a randomly assigned, unofficial number?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

CBJSprague24 posted:

I forgot this was happening. Can I have a randomly assigned, unofficial number?

Get on Guts-Dozer, you mark. :killdozer:

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Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

CBJSprague24 posted:

I forgot this was happening. Can I have a randomly assigned, unofficial number?

Embrace death team 7

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