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- 21 Hoot Salute
- Feb 8, 2005
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Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight
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As I am a huge gently caress off nerd for the Mega Man series, here is a gigantor list of nerdy information for all of you non-fans to peruse as we see if these team names are indicative of their respective entrants.
Attack is based on what power Mega Man gets in the character's first appearance (in the case of non power giving bosses it's their most famous attack), Weakness is based on most damaging attack in the entire series to them, and using that information came up with who would be most likely to eliminate them.
I'm kinda spergy like that.
1 – Ring Man
Attack: Ring Boomerang, a Metal Blade like attack that can be aimed, and considered the go to weapon in Mega Man 4.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
2 – Air Man
Attack: Air Shooter, a rapid barrage of tornadoes. Not particularly useful IMO.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
3 - (Maverick) Zero
Attack: Only including Zero as a boss, the Z-Buster and Zero's Sword.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
4 - Yellow Devil
Attack: Splits himself into multiple chunks that fly across the room to reform on the other side, doing damage in the process.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
5 - Punk
Attack: Screw Crusher, a spinning saw in a parabolic arc. Lots of damage, uses very little energy. It rules.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
(There are no water attacks, so I went with the next devasting weapon which is Bubble Bomb)
6 - Sheep Man
Attack: Thunder Wool, a cloud of wool that conducts static electricity and is about as lame as it sounds.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likey to be defeated by: #25
7 - Tengu Man
Attack: Tengu Blade, a three thrown blades in a 45 degree spread.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by:#25
8 - Junk Man
Attack: Junk Shield, a floating shield of scrap metal that looks suspciously like loving Leaf Shield recolored gently caress this guy.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
9 - Wood Man
Attack: Leaf Shield, a floating shield of leaves.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by:#25
(Again because none of these fuckers have a fire attack I went with the next most damaging attack: Air Shooter. You're welcome)
10 - Centaur Man
Attack: Centaur Flash, which is just a rip off of all of the other "freeze" attacks and is pretty loving terrible.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
11 - Nitro Man
Attack: Wheel Cutter, which is like Metal Blade that lets you loving climb up walls (and he can turn into a motorcycle how dope is that)
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
12 - Chill Penguin
Attack: Shotgun Ice. It's a shotgun made of ice. What were you expecting?
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
(Again, no fire attacks, so I went with next damaging which was the standard buster)
13 - Tomahawk Man
Attack: Silver Tomahawk. It's... well, it's okay.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
14 - Dive Man
Attack: Dive Missile, a heat seeking torpedo.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
15 - Hard Man
Attack: Hard Knuckle. It's a flying punch.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
16 - Dust Man
Attack: Dust Crusher, a bomb encased in scrap metal.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
17 - Yamato Man
Attack: Yamato Spear, an armor piercing spear.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
18 - Pharaoh Man
Attack: Pharaoh Shot, a charged up devasting hit that you can hold over your head.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
19 - Star Man
Attack: Star Crash, another Leaf Shield rip off made of stars.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by:#25
(You guys suck. Star Man has no other weakness.)
20 - Splash Woman
Attack: Laser Trident, it's a trident you throw at things. Self explanatory.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
21 - Magic Man
Attack: Magic Card, an ability that can steal health from enemies and also pick up items in hard to reach places.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
22 - Clash Man
Attack: Clash/Crash Bomber, bombs which attach themselves to things and explode (awesome)
Weakness: Can maybe beat Boobeam Trap but probably not because you can only carry so many of his shots and you'll miss motherfucker
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
23 - Guts-Dozer
Attack: WELLLL IT'S THE BIG SHOW
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
24 - Duff McWhalen
Attack: Ice Block... I don't know what this does.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
25 - Boobeam Trap
Attack: Pellets.
Weakness: None. if you throw one over the top rope there are still FOUR MORE.
Most likely to be defeated by: NOBODY
26 - Sigma
Attack: Possession. 
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
27 - Top Man
Attack: Top Spin 
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
28 - Boomer Kuwanger
Attack: Boomerang Cutter, a combination of Quick Boomerang and Rolling Cutter
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
29 - Metal Man
Attack: Metal Blade, the most awesome weapon in Mega Man 2.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: ##25
30 - Quick Man
Attack: Quick Boomerang, a very fast and powerful boomerang attack that hits multiple times.
Weakness: Can't beat Boobeam Trap
Most likely to be defeated by: #25
Take this for what you will...
Agreed
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