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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > the stock market is really bad
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google THIS

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

i mean most educated adults usually have an opinion on the stock market.

im not saying children and adolescents don't care about it...that guy's kid down the block is a real whiz. invested all of his allowance money into something successful. a sleeper stock, if you will.

is that the new offsite?

* # ? Jan 25, 2016 16:47
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Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate

google THIS posted:

is that the new offsite?

...yes? yes.

* # ? Jan 25, 2016 17:07
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A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?

Rodatose posted:

http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/20/investing/stocks-markets-dow-oil-china/

I don't know if this is a serious website or not???





Theres soon to be a bad case of banana wilt in asia so i suggest you buy stocks in bananas as they gonna go through the ROOF

* # ? Jan 25, 2016 19:59
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Dead Pressed
 that's already priced into their valuation dumbie. you can't time the banana market.

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* # ? Jan 25, 2016 23:15
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treasure bear

 ive bought every sock in town, now to watch the money roll in

* # ? Jan 26, 2016 00:28
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Rodatose posted:



that's a pretty rad 'stache

* # ? Jan 26, 2016 20:51
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 wait til you see this morning's brow jones index

* # ? Jan 27, 2016 18:49
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 the stock markets actually just misunderstood

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* # ? Jan 27, 2016 21:23
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Admiral_eX_laX

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i'm gonna friendly the poo poo out of the stock market

* # ? Jan 27, 2016 22:27
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HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill
 perhaps we've got this wrong and the stock market...really is good?!

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Love Stole the Day
Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you

Boof Bonser posted:

Buy shares in index funds when people freak out.

Rinse.

Repeat.

unironically this except don't rinse before repeating. rinse like 5~10 years later.

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