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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
Good luck with your depression!


OctoberBlues posted:

The gently caress?



Trust a 'Bama man to jump straight to lynching

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



That pic is real by the way, he seems to have removed it about five minutes after he posted it.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



whoops pop goes the weasel there

King Diamond
Dec 26, 2005


Yuckie!

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007


Fun Shoe

doobie lynch the lowtax
this is the kkk

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002




lol whoops tasha

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Well, it's alright to borrow from each other. What we must never do is borrow from ourselves.


basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



i have already called the secret service to raid doobies dove house

star eater
Jan 1, 2006



Fallen Rib


Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015




Grimey Drawer

OctoberBlues posted:

The gently caress?



Holy this is making me laugh so hard. The loving lol at the end kills me

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010



3 years? The kickstarter was only started in September 2013. I guess they're both going to put 2013-2016 on their resumes.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax


Jukeboxblues posted:

Holy this is making me laugh so hard. The loving lol at the end kills me

I don't think he knows what lol means. It seems to get misused a lot.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Still shitposting softly

Fun Shoe

Here's a timeline:
2013-2014
- Charming man in rural Alabama (Doobie) has a successful hot dog cart/trailer thing. Wants to upgrade so he makes a kickstarter

- The SomethingAwful Forums gets wind of it, decides it's a good cause, and raises him 300% of the money he requested (~$14,000). Of particular note, mods Noni and Soundmonkey champion the gently caress out of him and vouch for his good character

- Instead of making the most kick-rear end hot dog cart ever, Doobie decides to enter the restaurant game (which has a 93% failure rate) and rents a literal shack.

- Doobie ran a second kickstarter, and his anger at "bad froggers" seemed to start shortly after it failed. Basically, he acted like SA was screwing him over for not giving him more money and becoming skeptical of his abilities after he spent 3x his original asking amount and still was nowhere close to opening [thanks to kuddles for this edit]

- Doobie renegs on almost all his kickstarter promises. Even simple stuff like making a relish dog and calling it the frog dog. Responds to all complaints by being a smug jerk.

- Doobie proceeds to fix up the shack so it is serviceable, selling his truck and his boat to afford these updates. Oh, I forgot to mention he rented it sight unseen so there were lots of revelations like flooding during rains and no vent hood.

- Sometime during this period, Doobie joins a White Pride facebook page. Also makes a few questionable comments, like claiming "some black lady" had hacked his twitter when someone had merely posted a photoshopped version.

- Doobie sets up said shack with no signage, bathrooms, or parking, across the street from a fully functional Subway restaurant. Fills no ads, counting on "trucker CB chatter" to fuel demand for his hotdogs.

- Doobie announces his hours, including 10-3 PM mondays and wednesdays, and closed Sundays

- Doobie reveals his menu, which looks like it was created by a schizophrenic with Parkinson's:


2014-2015:
Doobie refuses to stop doing retarded poo poo and/or engaging something awful long enough for this whole this to blow over:

- Claims he's talking to lawyers to sue people for... giving him $15K or talking crap about him or something I'm not really sure

- Gets overwhelming support for Hamburger steak special, refuses to make it any time except after 3 PM on Fridays. That's not an exaggeration, literally after 3 PM on Fridays

- Show up in goonchat and acts pretty alright

- Wife goes crazy when gay marriage is legalized. Both post pictures of gay flag on fire and call the employers of every gay person they can find

- Constantly runs out of food

- Complains about price of food, which he is buying at full retail price

- Post incredibly awful pics of food with burnt parts, ridiculously small portions, and customers who look like they don't want to be photographed

- Holds classic car show at his restaurant the same day the town is holding a separate event featuring free hot dogs.

- Closes during Fourth of July, easily the most popular day for hotdogs in America

And so on at least 1-4x per month. For a while there, it felt like every time SA was between doobie threads, or over the whole ordeal, he would step up his frogger-hating game until he got the negative attention he craved. Also, several mods go temporarily insane trying to parse the situation, and GBS 1.0 is scrapped because the tightly regulated forum obviously didn't work if it could crap out something so unbelievably atrocious



2016:

- Claiming business is booming, doob learns that owner is maybe thinking of selling building. Doob closes restaurant immediately, and closes auto business across street which had literally nothing to do with the building

- Tries to sell all his stock on facebook

- Doobie's mom, upon learning that her son's dreams have been dashed and he is broke and jobless, consoles him. OH, no, wait, she actually tries to guilt trip him into giving her some of his bar stools for free

- Doobie vents his anger towards somethingawful. He and his mom rant about how stupid its users are, missing the complete irony that the site is literally the only reason he had a restaurant in the first place.

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at Jan 26, 2016 around 02:10

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe



the great part is they do this poo poo and think they won but it just feeds the laughter

roll tide

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

She said real life
sucks losers dry
If you want to fuck
with the eagles
you have to learn to fly






College Slice

i seriously hope their home goes up in flames and they lose everything including their computers, there is no better time to end it all and they deserve bad things to happen

tasha is proof that having unprotected sex with goats isnt worth the dire consequences, so smartten up and wrap it up Bama Boys



Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

OctoberBlues posted:

The gently caress?



the doobie saga is not over. far from it.

thank u doobie.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012



*blood gushing from my mouth* destroy these motherfuckers, grind their skulls into loving dust, snap their children's bones *skull flies off my shoulders and fireballs starts shooting from the eye sockets*

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay



HAIKOOLIGAN


They know about the rare pepes?!

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009



Doobie devoting the rest of his life to hunting down and murdering goons is actually the best possible outcome for this whole thing.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012



I lust for frog death.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

earth people i was born on jupiter

"waiting for the deep breath before the battle begins" sounds like a description of someone's experience hanging themself. stay safe tasha.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

posting a lynching photo on your dead business's facebook page is a wise move, especially in alabama.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

I AM ANGRIER THAN EVER!

Rambling Robot posted:

posting a lynching photo on your dead business's facebook page is a wise move, especially in alabama.

WHAT HAPPENED TO SAMMY?! IS HE OKAY!? DID DOOBIE KILL HIM?!

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


I like how Mrs Easter Island Face works at Killing Frog now

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001



Grimey Drawer

VikingSkull posted:

I like how Mrs Easter Island Face works at Killing Frog now



hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

As seen in Gladiator!

Was the frogger saga the thing that ended old gbs?

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014



She killed frogs so nature fought back and made her a horse

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007



Lmao I don't think this well of comedy will ever ruin dry, at least I hope not

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

She said real life
sucks losers dry
If you want to fuck
with the eagles
you have to learn to fly






College Slice

actually i think ur right

tashas face alone can keep the whole thing going for at least another year

Mamma Lucia
Jul 20, 2014

THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP


I really wish there was an account of the Doobie saga from the perspective of a normal person in Reform, Alabama. What must they think when they see stuff like this?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


Vincent Van Goat posted:

I really wish there was an account of the Doobie saga from the perspective of a normal person in Reform, Alabama. What must they think when they see stuff like this?

I hope they look us up and just find Caro and Vilerat stories, and think we're commie Obama plants

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

earth people i was born on jupiter

Vincent Van Goat posted:

I really wish there was an account of the Doobie saga from the perspective of a normal person in Reform, Alabama. What must they think when they see stuff like this?

1. new restaurant, looks bad
2. no one talks about restaurant
3. oh, it's closing? well.

XOIC of Radishes
Oct 1, 2009

I planted radishes in this special dirt and they came up all weird!


This is all a publicity stunt. Probably adding frog legs to the menu or something.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

earth people i was born on jupiter

Caskets.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

I passionately love the Federal Reserve Banking system and the many positive functions it has in modern society! Ask me about my feelings regarding fiat currency and the Rothschild family!


Lolie posted:

3 years? The kickstarter was only started in September 2013. I guess they're both going to put 2013-2016 on their resumes.

resumes?

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

I passionately love the Federal Reserve Banking system and the many positive functions it has in modern society! Ask me about my feelings regarding fiat currency and the Rothschild family!


wow natasha has nice lips

sobbing hog
Aug 17, 2015


Drunk Nerds posted:

- Doobie vents

LungBrothers
Oct 5, 2015

by Shine


I hope everything bad happens to the retarded hillfolk bigot woman

ozza
Oct 23, 2008



frog bodies.. piled high....


god bles.....

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Crash_N_Burn posted:

She killed frogs so nature fought back and made her a horse

She said her occupation was killing frog, so just one frog was killed. Rip frog.

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