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lava lamps are really great accessories but there's a few things you should consider before you buy, such as, make sure you have plenty of room for the lamp so the heat it puts off doesn't burn everything up
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display your lava lamp in a secure location or chance your floor really becoming lava (you should probably practice just in case.)
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Jan 26, 2016 04:41
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if you live underground, you can't have a lava lamp. sorry.
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Jan 26, 2016 04:42
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lava lamps are soothing to watch because lava is really violent
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lava lamps are a real problem in the post apocalyptic world because on one hand, deadly lava. on the other, free cap
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when the world was young, it was god's lava lamp. they forgot about it and left it unplugged for millennia, just like everyone else, and here we are
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Jan 26, 2016 04:50
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do not joke about sacrificing roommates, pets, proselytizers, etc to the lamp. that only makes it homesick.
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Jan 26, 2016 04:52
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when the world was young, it was god's lava lamp. they forgot about it and left it unplugged for millennia, just like everyone else, and here we are
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jan 26, 2016 04:52
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my landlord isn't responsible for the heating, but he is responsible for the electricty. heh heh.. fool, these babies were buy one get one free *face is lit up with pulsing colors from dozens of lava lamps*
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Jan 26, 2016 04:55
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do not joke about sacrificing roommates, pets, proselytizers, etc to the lamp. that only makes it homesick.
i find that lava lamps are more effective than bug zappers, because the bugs will start leading other bugs to the lava lamp
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Jan 26, 2016 04:59
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install a lava lamp in your pool for a diy hot tub.
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Jan 26, 2016 05:00
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Volcano (1997): Disaster film or PSA? You decide.
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Jan 26, 2016 05:08
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In the ruins of ancient Pompeii, preserved for centuries under layers of volcanic rock and ash, lies a void where a human being once stood. His form is frozen in a tableau depicting his last earthly act, hand poised directly over the novelty lamp he switched on immediately before his death. It is unclear whether his mouth was opened to laugh or scream, but one thing is certain: he knew exactly what he did.
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Jan 26, 2016 05:25
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every lava lamp has a real world counterpart that is linked to their actions, that's why no one buys them anymore
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Jan 26, 2016 05:26
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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If you let your lava lamp get cold you're left with a piece a shist
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Jan 26, 2016 05:28
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In the ruins of ancient Pompeii, preserved for centuries under layers of volcanic rock and ash, lies a void where a human being once stood. His form is frozen in a tableau depicting his last earthly act, hand poised directly over the novelty lamp he switched on immediately before his death. It is unclear whether his mouth was opened to laugh or scream, but one thing is certain: he knew exactly what he did.
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Jan 26, 2016 05:29
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city health officials shut down local taco bell after it's discovered they've been using lava lamps for their volcano sauce
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Jan 26, 2016 05:30
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I am a congenital optimist.
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Krakatoa, 1883.
A young boy lets curiosity get the best of him. He stands over his groovy lava lamp, bottle opener in hand, ready to satiate that need to know. What is in the lamp? His eye twitches involuntary. Soon, he will find out.
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Jan 26, 2016 05:37
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illegal lava harvest is leaving countless lava monsters and podoboos without a home. please make sure all your lava lamp purchases are cruelty-free.
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Jan 26, 2016 05:38
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Lava Soap gets you clean by melting away the dirt. And you.
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Jan 26, 2016 05:41
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the worst part about owning a lava lamp is that eggy, patchouli scent created by the lava
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Jan 26, 2016 05:44
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if a mutant gets zits, the other mutants will laugh at the glowing pockmarks and call them lamp face
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In the ruins of ancient Pompeii, preserved for centuries under layers of volcanic rock and ash, lies a void where a human being once stood. His form is frozen in a tableau depicting his last earthly act, hand poised directly over the novelty lamp he switched on immediately before his death. It is unclear whether his mouth was opened to laugh or scream, but one thing is certain: he knew exactly what he did.
lol
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Jan 26, 2016 06:15
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when the world was young, it was god's lava lamp. they forgot about it and left it unplugged for millennia, just like everyone else, and here we are
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Just a lil tip for you guys the lava contained in the lava lamp is NOT the same as the lava contained in Lava brand soap. If you try to wash your hands with the lava from the lava lamp you will burn yourself and not get clean.
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If you let your lava lamp get cold you're left with a piece a shist
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i lava good pun
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lmao
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Jan 26, 2016 10:42
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like the ancient romans I believe volcanoes are a myth perpetuated by superstitious people and I chose not to believe either in the "lava" substance or that it may be contained by so-called "lava lamps"
 you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all 
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Jan 26, 2016 11:22
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i put a water tight tube over the opened lava lamp, poured in some water, and in a few years I had some primordial fish in a bubbly water tube
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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if you live underground, you can't have a lava lamp. sorry.
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doesn't anyone have wifi around here?
*sees a spencer's gifts with several lava lamps lined up in a display window*
oh hey looks like they have a hotspot
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Add mentos into a bottle filled with jello and voila...
your own homemade lava lamp!
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pop that bad boy open and drink the liquid for a wild ride
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lava lamp in bedroom? groovy person with a fun personality
plasma ball in bedroom? twisted loving psychopath. sever immediately
 
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