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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Matt, talking to computer: Work, you stupid machine! Work! God drat... I should put you in a gas room and rape you, you pile of junk...

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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

Matt, talking to computer: Work, you stupid machine! Work! God drat... I should put you in a gas room and rape you, you pile of junk...

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

Matt, talking to computer: Work, you stupid machine! Work! God drat... I should put you in a gas room and rape you, you pile of junk...

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

FactsAreUseless posted:

Matt, talking to computer: Work, you stupid machine! Work! God drat... I should put you in a gas room and rape you, you pile of junk...

Lmao.

Matthewthegasrapist

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

I hadnt heard of the matt thread before now, but I just read it and laughed. thank you to everybody involved

fozzy fosbourne
Apr 21, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

Matt, talking to computer: Work, you stupid machine! Work! God drat... I should put you in a gas room and rape you, you pile of junk...

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

FactsAreUseless posted:

Matt, talking to computer: Work, you stupid machine! Work! God drat... I should put you in a gas room and rape you, you pile of junk...

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

Matt, talking to computer: Work, you stupid machine! Work! God drat... I should put you in a gas room and rape you, you pile of junk...

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Matt's mom: "Matt, you're always working on the computer, on your game. Don't you think it's time you met a living, breathing girl?"

Matt: "Breathing?"

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

hahaha

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

FactsAreUseless posted:

Matt's mom: "Matt, you're always working on the computer, on your game. Don't you think it's time you met a living, breathing girl?"

Matt: "Breathing?"

lol

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
The best part was his reason for hating dildos in lesbian porn was he felt it was not reflective of real lesbians. He wanted the genuine experience.

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mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

no they will not posted:

EVer heard of a little game called head over heels you ingrate

sounds like some kind of european garbage

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