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Admiral_eX_laX

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Imagine - boot soles, made of a durable material that has rubber composite-like qualities but is composed entirely of grass fed beef.

Soldiers in the field can eat their bootsoles after a vigorous 1 hr boiling of them, just like in the wars and strife of old, but tastier and healthier! can also rip off and gnaw on like a dohgtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttr87444444444444

the cat hopped on my keyboard

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Admiral_eX_laX

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k. should I go on?

i can give the floor to someone else. its...its fine.

FreshCutFries

i think the best creative ideas are those that no one has ever thought of before

FreshCutFries

just some food for thought

bacalou


surgery to replace testicles with bouncy balls or that ball toy for the business type

Scaly Haylie

i'm creative neutral

Admiral_eX_laX

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Thingyman posted:

i think the best creative ideas are those that no one has ever thought of before

but who beat me to it first. i must know.

i think i could learn a lot from this character.

bacalou


a machine that turns stuff into hot dogs.

Admiral_eX_laX

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bacalou posted:

surgery to replace testicles with bouncy balls or that ball toy for the business type

sometimes the ball toy is also a bouncy ball

Admiral_eX_laX

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just some food for thought

FreshCutFries

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

but who beat me to it first. i must know.

i think i could learn a lot from this character.

no, like, in general

bacalou


grass that changes color when you lay on it like a mood ring

bacalou


staying woke

bacalou


backing my kickstarter

Admiral_eX_laX

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bacalou posted:

grass that changes color when you lay on it like a mood ring

what about mood ring hair. oh man.

aroused = pink

and you could have a setting for strobe. but only if you're a premium member.

Admiral_eX_laX

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bacalou posted:

backing my kickstarter

what's your goal

Admiral_eX_laX

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Lizard Wizard posted:

i'm creative neutral

i'm chaotic neutral

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

a cookie you can eat twice

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

a brownie you can eat twice

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

any desert, really. but you can eat it. twice

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

haha they say you can't have your cake and eat it too!! but guess what?? you can eat it and eat it too now, haha, i'm a mad fuckjn scientist!! i'm nuts!

Admiral_eX_laX

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

any desert, really. but you can eat it. twice

the stumbling block is - how to make it so that you CAN eat it twice.

does it like, regenerate in your mouth? that'd make you gag?

this...this is a tough problem...

sesame_samuel_

tape with little places where you can put your fingers to hold it without loving the stickiness up

FluffieDuckie

sesame_samuel_ posted:

tape with little places where you can put your fingers to hold it without loving the stickiness up


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Admiral_eX_laX

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sesame_samuel_ posted:

tape with little places where you can put your fingers to hold it without loving the stickiness up

you would have to make the tape extra wide to compensate for the little finger places because i imagine you lose sticky area and it reduces the effectiveness of the tape

Tebulot

im hip now bois

Man, how good of an idea was velcro?






Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Food for thought. Like, literally food for thought- you eat something and it gives you ideas, like a muse only it's food. Something to think about while you're eating next time

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
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Doghouse

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
I had this one idea, to sell bottled water, except I'd just get it out of my faucet lol

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Tebulot posted:

Man, how good of an idea was velcro?

I'm super into zippers right now

Admiral_eX_laX

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ChairmanMeow posted:

I'm super into zippers right now

peak zipper was around the time that final fantasy game came out with the characters that wear clothes with zippers all over them that have no practical application other than the fact that they are zippers and there should be more of them

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

sesame_samuel_ posted:

tape with little places where you can put your fingers to hold it without loving the stickiness up
tape, but it's packaged with small strips you take off as you place the tape... like band-aid

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
regular coat with a zipper... OR... a giant pocket that holds a human being inside!?

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
not innovative, we've had ladies in cakes for years

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
the idea is that coats already are giant pockets for people

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
durf, right over my head

FluffieDuckie

have another cup of coffee meow :glomp:


e: innovative idea - a computer that dispenses coffee right before you hit enter on a post you'll regret

FluffieDuckie fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Jan 27, 2016


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
...

Lady of the Cake rising from the frosting, holding the fabled Eggscalibur... thus signifying that Arthur would become the Chef of all Albion

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

a lucky monkey paw, but the monkey is still attached, and he lives in his natural habitat

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
A vending machine that dispenses justice

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

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FluffieDuckie

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

a lucky monkey paw, but the monkey is still attached, and he lives in his natural habitat


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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