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Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



toilet paper sold by office supply companies that isn't exactly scratchy and uncomfortable as using letter paper while somehow also being so thin that you have to fold it at least 4 times or risk getting poofingers

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Pinky and the Brain, except real and you can keep them as pets in your home.

Every night is a new adventure.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A computer keyboard that plays different fart noises on every press.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A pet bird that knows all the swears in every language.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A computer/printer combo that requires no electricity and instantly translates what you press on the keyboard into printed words on the page.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A lava lamp that's safe to drink from.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Vodka that looks exactly like water.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
A cyberpunk setting but longswords are more popular than katanas.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A children cartoon that only actual children like.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



a tv that detects when you're falling asleep during a movie and sounds a really loud airhorn so you don't miss any of it

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Additional arse.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A clock that tells space instead of time.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



a calendar that omits the day 'Monday', because like that hilarious lasagne eating cat i am not overly fond of mondays.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
An elevator where you have to roll dice to select the floor and if you roll snakeyes it plummets to the bottom of the shaft and kills everyone inside.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Wild carnivore animals as greeters at supermarkets.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



a steam plugin that automatically installs all the nude anime mods for every game that has them (which is literally every game on pc) and then calls the police on you

Stuffguyman
Jun 3, 2007
A new number to go between 4 and 5.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A video game that teaches you how to create video games.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Quote-Unquote posted:

a steam plugin that automatically installs all the nude anime mods for every game that has them (which is literally every game on pc) and then calls the police on you

Not only practical, but of benefit to the world.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Capri Sun juice pouches but with alcoholic mixed drinks inside.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Kickstarter for kickstarter kickstarters. A platform to crowdfund your platform for crowdfunding of platforms for crowdfunding.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A piano but pressing the keys bonks a cat on the head with a tiny mallet to make it yowl in the appropriate pitch.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A google chrome plugin that substitutes any mention of the cloud to butt google chrome plugin with a mention of the cloud to butt google chrome plugin to the google chrome plugin that substitutes any mention of the cloud to butt google chrome plugin with a mention of itself.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A million dollar watch with a solid platinum case, diamond numerals inlaid on an obsidian background with ruby hands. When you put it on, hidden razor blades made of sharpened emerald pop out of the inside edge of the wristband and it contracts until it severs the wearer's hand at the wrist.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A post on a comedy forum where people suggest humorous improvements to already existing products and services, but with legitimately funny suggestions.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A PAWG but instead of having the butt of an average Black woman, she has the butt of a big butted Black woman. A SuperPAWG, if you will.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A racecar with all kinds of gadgets built in to help you cheat.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A clown car packed with JDAMS for attacking ISIS circus events.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A screwdriver that works both ways.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A dagger that inflicts fire damage.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A DVD to VHS adapter so you don't have to buy a DVD player to watch new release movies.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A trick keyboard that squirts urine in your face whenever you press the keys.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A way cool dumptruck with two independently dumpable buckets.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Trump, but Hitler.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
A Felshlight that's made like a key-lock that only your dick can open.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A flashlight that is also a fleshlight and uses the bulb to warm the silicone puss.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Applewhite posted:

A PAWG but instead of having the butt of an average Black woman, she has the butt of a big butted Black woman. A SuperPAWG, if you will.

a slammer if u will

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Friends who would appreciate my presence in their lives and do something fun whenever I feel down

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

social vegan posted:

a slammer if u will

Oh is that the correct term?

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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

A Google chrome plugin that automatically replaces non-Applewhite posts with quality Applewhite content

Applewhite posted:

A clock that tells space instead of time.

So a compass?

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