|
toilet paper sold by office supply companies that isn't exactly scratchy and uncomfortable as using letter paper while somehow also being so thin that you have to fold it at least 4 times or risk getting poofingers
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 15:09 |
|
|
# ? Mar 29, 2024 01:00 |
|
Pinky and the Brain, except real and you can keep them as pets in your home. Every night is a new adventure.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 15:10 |
|
A computer keyboard that plays different fart noises on every press.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 15:47 |
|
A pet bird that knows all the swears in every language.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 15:48 |
|
A computer/printer combo that requires no electricity and instantly translates what you press on the keyboard into printed words on the page.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:11 |
|
A lava lamp that's safe to drink from.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:11 |
|
Vodka that looks exactly like water.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:21 |
|
A cyberpunk setting but longswords are more popular than katanas.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:24 |
|
A children cartoon that only actual children like.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:31 |
|
a tv that detects when you're falling asleep during a movie and sounds a really loud airhorn so you don't miss any of it
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:33 |
|
Additional arse.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:34 |
|
A clock that tells space instead of time.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:38 |
|
a calendar that omits the day 'Monday', because like that hilarious lasagne eating cat i am not overly fond of mondays.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:42 |
|
An elevator where you have to roll dice to select the floor and if you roll snakeyes it plummets to the bottom of the shaft and kills everyone inside.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:44 |
|
Wild carnivore animals as greeters at supermarkets.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:46 |
|
a steam plugin that automatically installs all the nude anime mods for every game that has them (which is literally every game on pc) and then calls the police on you
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:47 |
|
A new number to go between 4 and 5.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:48 |
|
A video game that teaches you how to create video games.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:50 |
|
Quote-Unquote posted:a steam plugin that automatically installs all the nude anime mods for every game that has them (which is literally every game on pc) and then calls the police on you Not only practical, but of benefit to the world.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:51 |
|
Capri Sun juice pouches but with alcoholic mixed drinks inside.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 16:53 |
|
Kickstarter for kickstarter kickstarters. A platform to crowdfund your platform for crowdfunding of platforms for crowdfunding.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:03 |
|
A piano but pressing the keys bonks a cat on the head with a tiny mallet to make it yowl in the appropriate pitch.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:04 |
|
A google chrome plugin that substitutes any mention of the cloud to butt google chrome plugin with a mention of the cloud to butt google chrome plugin to the google chrome plugin that substitutes any mention of the cloud to butt google chrome plugin with a mention of itself.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:08 |
|
A million dollar watch with a solid platinum case, diamond numerals inlaid on an obsidian background with ruby hands. When you put it on, hidden razor blades made of sharpened emerald pop out of the inside edge of the wristband and it contracts until it severs the wearer's hand at the wrist.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:16 |
|
A post on a comedy forum where people suggest humorous improvements to already existing products and services, but with legitimately funny suggestions.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:18 |
|
A PAWG but instead of having the butt of an average Black woman, she has the butt of a big butted Black woman. A SuperPAWG, if you will.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:21 |
|
A racecar with all kinds of gadgets built in to help you cheat.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:27 |
|
A clown car packed with JDAMS for attacking ISIS circus events.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:31 |
|
A screwdriver that works both ways.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:31 |
|
A dagger that inflicts fire damage.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:45 |
|
A DVD to VHS adapter so you don't have to buy a DVD player to watch new release movies.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:47 |
|
A trick keyboard that squirts urine in your face whenever you press the keys.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 17:56 |
|
A way cool dumptruck with two independently dumpable buckets.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:08 |
|
Trump, but Hitler.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:23 |
|
A Felshlight that's made like a key-lock that only your dick can open.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:38 |
|
A flashlight that is also a fleshlight and uses the bulb to warm the silicone puss.
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:56 |
|
Applewhite posted:A PAWG but instead of having the butt of an average Black woman, she has the butt of a big butted Black woman. A SuperPAWG, if you will. a slammer if u will
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 19:24 |
|
Friends who would appreciate my presence in their lives and do something fun whenever I feel down
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 19:25 |
|
social vegan posted:a slammer if u will Oh is that the correct term?
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 19:28 |
|
|
# ? Mar 29, 2024 01:00 |
|
A Google chrome plugin that automatically replaces non-Applewhite posts with quality Applewhite contentApplewhite posted:A clock that tells space instead of time. So a compass?
|
# ? Feb 8, 2016 19:29 |