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When criminals are brought to court, they should have the opportunity to play a morality-based game like Mass Effect/Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic/Undertale/Fallout: New Vegas/Deus Ex before being tried, and if they beat the game and get a good ending they can go free
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An extension for Reddit that erases a single random memory every time the user get an upvote
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A ray gun that transforms any object into the last object the gun was used on edit: the first object gets transformed into the last object, obviously, in order to complete the cycle and conform to the law of mass preservation kalel fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Jan 27, 2016 |
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Jan 27, 2016 22:26
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passenger airbags that deploy whenever the smart car detects the use of the word "bazinga"
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Jan 27, 2016 22:59
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A programmable whoopie cushion
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Jan 28, 2016 00:02
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Hydrofracking, but for people's asses
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Jan 28, 2016 22:17
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An app that runs a neural network that procedurally generates and plays double-time swing and ragtime
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Jan 28, 2016 22:55
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A TV extension that takes your picture asks you to speak lines of dialogue, and then inserts a depiction of you into the show that interacts seamlessly with the characters. Mad Mib
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Jan 29, 2016 00:52
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one of those programs that reads your brainwaves and paints a rough outline what you're thinking, but for goldfish color-changing clothing deployable trampolines for skydivers bridges that only exist if you don't look at them so you can recreate classic Looney Tunes gags
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Jan 29, 2016 21:18
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Hamsters that do your homework Weather balloons powered by sand that require you to dump gasoline whenever you wish to increase elevation Cards Against Humanity, but every black card is "People who play Cards Against Humanity should be ____." and every white card is "Killed"
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Feb 3, 2016 00:46
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A Google chrome plugin that automatically replaces non-Applewhite posts with quality Applewhite contentApplewhite posted:A clock that tells space instead of time. So a compass?
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Feb 8, 2016 19:29
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Three-way windows A second brain for your rear end like a dinosaur so you can tap dance and poo poo post at the same time like a dinosaur A device that automatically generates comebacks whenever you get owned online A fan that detects the temperature and adjusts its speed accordingly A dehumidifier that detects the humidity and adjusts its dehumidification accordingly Reusable shirts
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Feb 8, 2016 19:37
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A memory eraser that only removes your knowledge of the plot of a film (but not your memory of your reaction to it) so you can rewatch your favorite movies for the first time
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Feb 8, 2016 19:43
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Paladinus posted:A google chrome plugin that generates passive aggressive replies to people who don't like your posts. oh the irony
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A google chrome plugin that auto-corrects incorrect usage of the plural possessive in situations where gender is ambiguous Also a safari plugin that immediately downloads google chrome and wipes safari from your system lol. Does safari even support plugins? Does Mac software have any conception of extensible functionality?
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a napkin that doubles as a smartphone
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Feb 9, 2016 00:00
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a robot cop that makes puns, but its only pun is to say "you're being arrested for man's laughter!" when a comedian gets into a DWI
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Feb 9, 2016 00:30
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A PEZ dispenser that cures cancer
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Feb 9, 2016 17:50
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a teeny tiny button you can install on your earlobe that injects a quick squirt of dopamine into your brain whenever you need it
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Feb 9, 2016 17:51
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Dog-shaped explosives e: perfect for tricking army dogs that are trained to sniff for mines.
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Feb 9, 2016 19:32
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Fart-shaped explosives
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Feb 9, 2016 23:04
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a watercooler/water fountain that displays the daily news and other common talking points
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Feb 11, 2016 00:10
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computers that harmlessly dissolve in water
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Feb 11, 2016 00:12
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fortune cookies that exclusively quote friedrich nietzsche
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a polling system connected to US nukes that launch if greater than 50% of american citizens vote for it
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a hip new system of government to appeal to the millenial generation: "demo-crazy"
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cookies that melt in your mouth and scald your tongue and set fire to your stomach and disintegrate your intestines
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a mirror with a touchscreen interface
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Feb 12, 2016 18:03
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an extremely simple and streamlined process to hooking up your ps2/3/4 controller to your computer and not the bastardly unreliable crapshoot methods that always break that we have today
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Feb 12, 2016 18:05
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a program that automatically extracts the plot of a film by analyzing the dialogue and script
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Feb 12, 2016 18:49
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super yellow when yellow just isn't yellow enough
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Feb 12, 2016 18:50
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a muzzle for noisy neighbors
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loquacius posted:Are you one of those people that has to read scripts for movie studios and tell the execs if they're any good no but just because the plot is bad doesn't mean the screenplay is
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a mirror that contorts itself to make you look the way you want to look like
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Feb 15, 2016 23:39
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a barrel of clothes-less women you climb in for a massage
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Feb 17, 2016 00:46
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glow-in-the-dark chocolate that is also edible by dogs
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Feb 17, 2016 19:05
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a toolbox that crafts any little odds or ends (screws, nuts, bolts, nails, duct tape, etc.) that you might need for your DIY projects using scrap metal and dust
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Feb 17, 2016 19:51
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a flower with petals that have wacky facts printed on them like snapple caps, except the words emerge as the flower grows naturally it'll be called an "I-poo poo-you-not"
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Feb 17, 2016 20:58
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a start-up generator you type in an idea and it does everything (create designs, hire lawyers, file paperwork, pitch to VCs, engage in viral marketing, grow the userbase, get the company bought by Facebook) for you
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unfortunately it is only available in a very specific part of the U.S.: my imagination
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