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A while ago, user Noyemi K posted a great thread where goons were encouraged to post innovative improvements to existing products and services. These could be big ideas like a postal service that ships live animals, or little ideas like a pair of shoes with springs in the heels so you can bounce into girls' bedroom windows at night and watch them sleep. Just try to keep them in the realm of plausibility. The example Noyemi gave as an invention that was too crazy was "a bicycle that could fly to the moon" which is obviously ludicrous. The last thread produced a lot of world changing ideas so I expect big things from the braintrust here at GBS. I'll start us off: a forums search tool that can search by title or content so I can link Noyemi K's old thread in this one. Also by posting in this thread you cede all intellectual property rights to your inventions to Somethingawful Forums User Applewhite Best Ideas Hell Yeah posted:a muffler for your car that makes hilarious fart sounds and they're very loud Doctor J Off posted:A USB hand for handshake simulation for diplomacy in star citizen Dr Cheeto posted:A refrigerator that uses a voice-activated air cannon to launch beers at thirsty owners Tomato Burger posted:Online dating website but for video games. You answer personality questions and it matches you with a video game that you may be interested in. Quote-Unquote posted:Facebook app that shares erotic dreams about coworkers Snorkzilla posted:A pair of underwear that tests the moisture content of your farts and lets you know if a shart is imminent. ghlbtsk posted:A baseball cap, the front of which is a hidden panel that contains a telescoping arm. Nigmaetcetera posted:A heavy wooden cabinet, stained dark and filled with thousands of intricately interlocking brass gears. In the center is a heavy crank, that when turned 50 times clockwise, activates the machine. As it springs to life, the cogs begin spinning and whirring in a clockwork waltz, the crank rapidly rotating 50 times counter-clockwise. At the end of this sequence, it will spit a card out of a slot on the front. The card will read "lol steampunk is gay". Quote-Unquote posted:a steam plugin that automatically installs all the nude anime mods for every game that has them (which is literally every game on pc) and then calls the police on you Paladinus posted:A post on a comedy forum where people suggest humorous improvements to already existing products and services, but with legitimately funny suggestions. SciFiDownBeat posted:A memory eraser that only removes your knowledge of the plot of a film (but not your memory of your reaction to it) so you can rewatch your favorite movies for the first time Paladinus posted:A pill that makes poo poo taste like chocolate. BelgianWaffle posted:Washable toilet paper Nigmaetcetera posted:One of those waving arm tube guys but with a comically large penis that bounces and flops around in an amusing fashion. Lucky Guy posted:a compass that point directly towards your car keys at all times Applewhite fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Mar 13, 2016 |
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dad gay. so what posted:a diving board for dogs A boarding house for diving dogs.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:39
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A bar of soap with a charging station for your MP3 player so you can listen to music while you clean.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:43
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A tiny cork you can put on the tip of a scorpion's stinger so it is safe for children to play with.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:44
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A remote detonator you can feed to ducks so you can hunt them with a lightgun and not need a gun or hunting license.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:47
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A land mine with a confetti charge you can bury in someone's yard the night before their birthday.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:48
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a Frisbee with razor edges you can throw at high branches so you can cut them without a ladder.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:48
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Hell Yeah posted:a muffler for your car that makes hilarious fart sounds and they're very loud This one's going in the OP.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:52
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A Segway with a ring of sneakers for tires so when you drive it around it looks like you're leaving footprints instead of tire tracks. Anyone pursuing you will think you're on foot and thus not attempt to overtake you in a vehicle.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:55
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A limo camel with five or six humps and a hot tub.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:57
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A car powered by ghosts so that to refill the tank you just have to drive through a graveyard.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:59
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A gun-shaped flask so you can smuggle beverages into the movie theater in your conceal carry holster.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:01
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A self-propelled iceberg the military can use to sink enemy ships without it looking like an overt attack.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:05
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Doctor J Off posted:A USB hand for handshake simulation for diplomacy in star citizen Dr Cheeto posted:A refrigerator that uses a voice-activated air cannon to launch beers at thirsty owners Two very solid inventions. Of course I'd expect nothing less from a pair of doctors.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:12
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A Hitler but reversed so he does something as good for humanity as the Holocaust was evil.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:15
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Dr Cheeto posted:So a Reltih? Precisely.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:21
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A pair of pants for women with big butts. The pants have a built in pair of mechanical hands that automatically spank the woman's butt. The spanking action is powered by the movement of them walking.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:24
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Tomato Burger posted:Online dating website but for video games. You answer personality questions and it matches you with a video game that you may be interested in. Not only a creative idea, but one that should be real.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:25
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Dr Cheeto posted:A sequel to Space Tits It's in pre production.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:26
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A human skeleton whose ribs can be played like a xylophone.
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Jan 27, 2016 18:00
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More words that start with "X" so children's alphabet books don't need to endlessly rehash "X-ray" and "Xylophone."
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Jan 27, 2016 18:02
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A parrot that comes pre-loaded with raunchy phrases.
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Jan 27, 2016 18:07
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Ghosts are up to $80 a coffin.
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Jan 27, 2016 19:37
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A Gluten-Free product that is actually extremely gluten rich to weed out the people who are faking.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:04
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A rowboat with dildos for oar handles.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:22
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Dr Cheeto posted:I rowed in college, if that sport was any more homoerotic it would require astroglide Same! You going to Head of the Fish this year?
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Jan 27, 2016 21:30
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Anyway I meant a regular rowboat, not a rowing shell.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:35
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A ring that can be placed around the neck of a cormorant so that it is prevented from swallowing the fish it catches and you can collect a bunch of fish while the bird does all the work.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:46
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A shoulder parrot that is actually a flask so you can sneak beverages into the movie theater. It would be a real, live parrot which has had its stomach surgically replaced with a flask.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:48
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Instant oatmeal that's meant to be used with urine instead of hot water.
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Jan 27, 2016 22:48
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A boner pill that's supposed to last more than 4 hours.
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Jan 28, 2016 04:33
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A car powered by the laughter of children so that when you need to fill up the tank all you have to do is drive through a playground.
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Jan 28, 2016 04:40
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A train that gives you a free model train of the train you're riding with every ticket purchase.
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Jan 28, 2016 04:41
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gary oldmans diary posted:a sort of lynch pin stitching arrangement for sexy secretaries/librarians clothes and underwear so they seem to be secure but when that stitch breaks on any garment that piece of clothing falls off and pulls enough to break the other weak stitches leading to the entire outfit suddenly falling apart all at once She tries to cover up but you've already seen everything.
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Jan 28, 2016 04:50
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gary oldmans diary posted:Is there any nudity in it? Uh, not really...
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Jan 28, 2016 04:59
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Uh but there could be!
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Jan 28, 2016 05:06
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gary oldmans diary posted:
Uh, both?
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Jan 28, 2016 12:38
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man or woman?
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A clown nose that has an air horn inside so it honks deafeningly loud.
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Jan 28, 2016 15:11
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Shoes for ants. Think about it: ants have six feet, that's three times as many shoes as a human wears. And there are billions of ants in any given acre of land. 30% of the world's biomass is an untapped market!
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Jan 28, 2016 21:09
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A reversible coat where one side is a normal coat and the other side is a vest.
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