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moonshine is......
Feb 21, 2007

i like hexdump -C /dev/urandom|grep --color=always "a0 a1" also rm -rfv /

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
Less +F on one of our log files. Top

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
doing actual work

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

Sniep posted:

doing actual work

neeerd

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
top

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
htop

because it looks cooler

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
True Fact: Did you know? In the movie "The Matrix" during the scene where Cypher talks about not even seeing the code, he jokes it off about seeing ladies but in fact he was telling the absolute truth as his desktop ran the Matrix screen saver like nearly constantly and the dude was super super high

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Sniep posted:

doing actual work

dafuq?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

blows me away too man

hosed up AND true

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
as a big baws with a single word title (janitor) i look busy by leaning back in my sick office chair with my feet on my desk gabbin on mah syck VOIP phone.

Incomplete Fish
Apr 22, 2006

Grimey Drawer
toilet/figlet

edit: also bmon or bwmon or whatever fork it is now

Incomplete Fish fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Jan 28, 2016

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

SpaceAceJase posted:

htop

because it looks cooler

ya gently caress top install htop everywhere via config management

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

moonshine is...... posted:

i like hexdump -C /dev/urandom|grep --color=always "a0 a1"

this one is v good

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I just scroll around the output of pstree while looking concerned and muttering but really I'm thinking about how much I hate all my coworkers.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

moonshine is...... posted:

i like hexdump -C /dev/urandom|grep --color=always "a0 a1" also rm -rfv /

i grep for "ca fe" because coffee is the sludge i crave

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

moonshine is...... posted:

i like hexdump -C /dev/urandom|grep --color=always "a0 a1"

What happens when it gets to ffffffff? Gonna leave this running for 30 mins to find out.

lampey
Mar 27, 2012

if you are on windows cmd
netstat -a
set
net user /domain %username%

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Salt Fish posted:

I just scroll around the output of pstree while looking concerned and muttering but really I'm thinking about how much I hate all my coworkers.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Peanut and the Gang posted:

What happens when it gets to ffffffff? Gonna leave this running for 30 mins to find out.

probably rolls over

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i do things of value at work instead of doing the min viable product and accepting my paycheck.

if ur bored at work, it is my expert opinion that ur a fuckibg moron

Apocadall
Mar 25, 2010

Aren't you the guitarist for the feed dogs?

funny computer

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
make

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

code:
open http://hackertyper.com

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

obstipator posted:

i do things of value at work instead of doing the min viable product and accepting my paycheck.

if ur bored at work, it is my expert opinion that ur a fuckibg moron

i too enjoy back to back multihour meetings and conference calls

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

hobbesmaster posted:

i too enjoy back to back multihour meetings and conference calls

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

hobbesmaster posted:

i too enjoy back to back multihour meetings and conference calls

http://conferencecall.biz

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


too real

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

moonshine is...... posted:

i like hexdump -C /dev/urandom|grep --color=always "a0 a1" also rm -rfv /

lol i copied and pasted this and hit enter just as i realized what i'd done

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

oh jesus gently caress

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008


holy poo poo

Apocadall
Mar 25, 2010

Aren't you the guitarist for the feed dogs?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
when i'm between tasks i just download a random linux distro image and install it on a vm

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
mvn clean compile

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

goldmine

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


lol

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
lol if you don't have your monitor positioned such that no one else can see it

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

ShadowHawk posted:

lol if you don't have your monitor positioned such that no one else can see it

180 miles from the nearest coworker

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

ShadowHawk posted:

lol if you don't have your monitor positioned such that no one else can see it

hiding that linux shame, eh?

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
code:
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~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
also one of our products has a hilariously verbose logfile so just tail that in powershell

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