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leftist heap posted:when i worked in consulting i did my best to convince clients to just not have reports. anything but loving reports. print the goddamn page out from chrome. shoot excel files at one another whatever just no reports. Most of what I do is pumping out 3000+ reports every week for a shitload of healthcare financials. It's a big party and a real good time.
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i just found that tons of people took for granted they needed reporting without being able to articulate why and if you drilled into their legit use cases they really really didn't need them. it's a lot of work and money to set up legit reporting infrastructure for a client when all they really want is like, a CSV file of some search results. government clients are the most horribly broken people when it comes to software. they're so trained on garbage that they have certain things that they're convinced they need just because that's what they've always had. i can't count how many times people asked for a "Back" link on a page and you say "well... just use the back button on the browser, that's kind of what it's there for" but for years they've been using web pages that horribly gently caress up the back button so they've just been trained to think that it doesn't work.
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Jan 30, 2016 21:11
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tbh I'm ok with expensive make work at companies because inefficiency is why the middle class even exists at this point
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Jan 30, 2016 21:16
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Every banner ad on this site is "you're a gross waste of flesh but give me money and I'll fix you." the gently caress
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Jan 30, 2016 21:17
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Citizen Tayne posted:Every banner ad on this site is "you're a gross waste of flesh but give me money and I'll fix you." the gently caress targeted advertising imho 
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Jan 30, 2016 21:26
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leftist heap posted:when i worked in consulting i did my best to convince clients to just not have reports. anything but loving reports. print the goddamn page out from chrome. shoot excel files at one another whatever just no reports. as a consultant I really _feel_ you on this.
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Jan 30, 2016 21:27
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Al! posted:crystal reports is a great piece of software look how wrong you are
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Jan 30, 2016 21:29
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leftist heap posted:all clients are the most horribly broken people when it comes to software.
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Jan 30, 2016 21:50
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Migishu posted:look how wrong you are look i was kind of being sarcastic but at the same time it sure the gently caress beats writing sql by hand
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Jan 30, 2016 22:28
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cws:quote:OKAY. THERE IS A STORM COMING. ITS GOING TO HAVE SIGNIFICANT IMPACTS
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Jan 30, 2016 23:18
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Al! posted:look i was kind of being sarcastic but at the same time it sure the gently caress beats writing sql by hand I just end up doing that by hand anyway
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Jan 30, 2016 23:20
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:resident bitcoin thread enthusiast FCKGW took that picture the tie is my fav part
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Jan 31, 2016 01:35
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RIP
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Jan 31, 2016 01:56
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Why 1974 owned who gives a gently caress if the car fits or not, just close the garage door as far as you can and go get dinner.
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Jan 31, 2016 03:19
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why 2016 owns not as many boats on the roads these days and greedy cocksuckers can't figure out how to make insane profits off of oil lololololol goodbye russia economy eat all the dicks putin
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Jan 31, 2016 03:33
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syscall girl posted:why 2016 owns out with boats in with SUVs and coal rollers
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Jan 31, 2016 03:39
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Sniep posted:out with boats in with SUVs and coal rollers that's why i said 'not so many' back in the 70s everything was bad and all that lead made people stupid and violent not like these days 
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Jan 31, 2016 03:42
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there's still plenty of lead to get rid of, we just feed it to poor black people
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Jan 31, 2016 03:48
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syscall girl posted:why 2016 owns Yeah, I also can't wait for Russia to run out of places to make money so that they're forced into expansive militancy again. What a triumph for us.
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Jan 31, 2016 03:50
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i know a lot about these things.. foreign policy is a lot like being a computer janitor becaus
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Jan 31, 2016 03:51
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bump_fn posted:i know a lot about these things.. foreign policy is a lot like being a computer janitor becaus I have won AWARDS in POLITICAL SCIENCE and frankly I don't know what the gently caress Russia is going to do
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Jan 31, 2016 03:53
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Al! posted:I have won AWARDS in POLITICAL SCIENCE and frankly I don't know what the gently caress Russia is going to do I assume all the smart oligarchs have been investing in foreign real estate and so can bail
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Jan 31, 2016 03:54
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I wonder if the Russian ruling class still speaks French
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Jan 31, 2016 04:00
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dinner: strip steak, grilled broccoli, baked potato I like steak sauce even with a good piece of steak so here's my recipe, it's basically a mix of off the shelf condiments:  1 pt Worcestershire sauce 1 pt beaver sweet hot mustard 1 pt Tapatio or other mildish hot sauce
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Jan 31, 2016 04:15
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Al! posted:dinner: strip steak, grilled broccoli, baked potato tapatio is garbage hth there's literally no point to either buying it or applying it to food
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Jan 31, 2016 04:17
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it's good on cold pizza and also cheap corner-shop tacos
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Jan 31, 2016 04:18
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tho tbf my opinions might be a lil off since hoverwife demanded that i make use of the ~*==molecular gastronomy==*~ kit i got for xmas to make her these weird boozy-caviar gin & tonics and surprise surprise the boozy caviar came out as goo so we've just been drinkin basically straight gin w/ a weird texture
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Jan 31, 2016 04:20
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oh no, you're not going to get me into a hot sauce argument
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Jan 31, 2016 04:21
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like if you loosely chewed up a buncha blue curacao and tonic and jello and then spit it into a cocktail glass w/ gin ugh chemistry is the dumbest thing ever when performed by chefs
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Jan 31, 2016 04:21
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Al! posted:1 pt Tapatio or other mildish hot sauce e: nope
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Jan 31, 2016 04:22
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frankly my preferred hot sauce brand is graces hot pepper sauce but it's expensive to get over here in any quantity, and that bottle is cheap and never runs out
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:tho tbf my opinions might be a lil off since hoverwife demanded that i make use of the ~*==molecular gastronomy==*~ kit i got for xmas to make her these weird boozy-caviar gin & tonics and surprise surprise the boozy caviar came out as goo so we've just been drinkin basically straight gin w/ a weird texture lmao I 'm so excited for the divorce thread.
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Jan 31, 2016 04:22
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there were supposed to be sparkles around preferred hot sauce brand
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:tho tbf my opinions might be a lil off since hoverwife demanded that i make use of the ~*==molecular gastronomy==*~ kit i got for xmas to make her these weird boozy-caviar gin & tonics and surprise surprise the boozy caviar came out as goo so we've just been drinkin basically straight gin w/ a weird texture don't post about my ejaculate
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and yes for those who're interested it was: - sodium alginate + tonic + blue curacao mixed into a bowl - calcium lactate and water mixed into a bath - apply the blue poo poo in drippy drips to the calcium lactate bath to create blue tonic beads (lol yea right) - apply caviar to short glass of gin and enjoy so yea good luck w/ that
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Citizen Tayne posted:lmao I 'm so excited for the divorce thread. i can understand this sentiment but unfortunately for your schadenfreude divorce is extremely uncommon when one or both parties have attained higher education
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i can understand this sentiment but unfortunately for your schadenfreude divorce is extremely uncommon when one or both parties have attained higher education Sharing details about your marriage on social media is a key pathology towards divorce.
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Jan 31, 2016 04:28
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idk based on my fb friends' posting personas it looks like it's best for makin chicks pregnat out of wedlock or recovering from crippling substance abuse y'know, whichever
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Jan 31, 2016 04:31
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I've found the key to a good marriage is to actually be in love with your spouse myself
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which is why the boomers were so bad at it because they are for the most part only capable of loving themselves
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