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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
deafchat

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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
did you know that deaf people are unequivocally superior to hearing people

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Al! posted:

I've found the key to a good marriage is to actually be in love with your spouse myself

ugh grampa yes we get it you were in love w/ killing germans and the japanese

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Podima posted:

did you know that deaf people are unequivocally superior to hearing people

you should really open your mouth wider when you speak

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
podima do those strobe alarms really work to wake you up

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

I've found the key to a good marriage is to actually be in love with your spouse myself

:hchatter:

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

you should really open your mouth wider when you speak

so you can jam your dick in

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

podima do those strobe alarms really work to wake you up

yes but i actually use this: http://www.sonicalert.com/Alarm-Clock-with-Super-Shaker-TM-p/sb200ss.htm

flashing light would wake my wife up, but the vibrating thing goes in my pillow and pretty much catapults me the gently caress outta bed

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I used to know a deaf guy who said he quit hanging out with most of his deaf friends because they all joined a deaf supremacy group who sincerely believed that all of humanity should be deaf or something like that

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
only drawback is that if the vibrating bit gets up against the wall it makes an insanely loud rattling noise and will wake the dead

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Tusen Takk posted:

I used to know a deaf guy who said he quit hanging out with most of his deaf friends because they all joined a deaf supremacy group who sincerely believed that all of humanity should be deaf or something like that

this is either untrue or dumb as gently caress. yes deaf people can be idiot hellfuckers like hearing people but by no means should this be the story to be told

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
did you know that DEAF PEOPLE CUT OFF CHILDRENS EARS?! I read it in dr oz magazine

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Podima posted:

this is either untrue or dumb as gently caress. yes deaf people can be idiot hellfuckers like hearing people but by no means should this be the story to be told

it was Australia so either he was being a smartass or a bunch of deaf bogans liked the idea of white supremacy but wanted to take it one step further

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
oh I have another deafchat question: when you need to wear ppe, do they make you put earplugs in

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

oh I have another deafchat question: when you need to wear ppe, do they make you put earplugs in

literally yes, lol. i get that it could be due to the potential damage to eardrums coming from pressure/sonic boom/what the gently caress ever but it's still pretty drat funny

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Al! posted:

I've found the key to a good marriage is to actually be in love with your spouse myself

and yet i cant marry my computer. thanks obama

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

bump_fn posted:

and yet i cant marry my computer. thanks obama

one day we will be together sans senpai~~~~~

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
I got a sudden hankering for good old fashioned plain rice crispy treats so that's dessert

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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SATURDAY NITE MOTHERRIPPERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTS3Sk-V3E0

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
nah

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

it's music set to a camera mounted over a brazilian wax chair fyi

the last half is women gettin they pubes ripped out

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's music set to a camera mounted over a brazilian wax chair fyi

the last half is women gettin they pubes ripped out

i appreciate the annotations lol

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
usually people post yt videos and im just like 'nope not bothering to watch an useless thing'

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's music set to a camera mounted over a brazilian wax chair fyi

the last half is women gettin they pubes ripped out

try to guess when the ripping sound occurs for each of the dozens of women

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Podima posted:

usually people post yt videos and im just like 'nope not bothering to watch an useless thing'

90% of the time the thumbnail and video title are all you need

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the holy poo poo piss thing must seem really stupid to you

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

try to guess when the ripping sound occurs for each of the dozens of women

2:26?

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

the holy poo poo piss thing must seem really stupid to you

mlyp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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"i have eleven brothers and they're all sheep shearers"

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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yep

right when that one german lady starts bargaining for additional time after the countdown



and btw that wax rips off allllll the hair

labia

butthole

the whole shebang

typically you need at least a day to recuperate

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
ive been looking to get more fem lately maybe I should get my taint and butt waxed

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

yep

right when that one german lady starts bargaining for additional time after the countdown



and btw that wax rips off allllll the hair

labia

butthole

the whole shebang

typically you need at least a day to recuperate

ty for sharing

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Al! posted:

ive been looking to get more fem lately maybe I should get my taint and butt waxed

just stretch your sack over a doorknob and shave it yourself for big savings

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



shaving is cool and good as long as you do it right so you don't get pimples everywhere

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Tusen Takk posted:

shaving is cool and good as long as you do it right so you don't get pimples everywhere

black person spotted

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

just stretch your sack over a doorknob and shave it yourself for big savings

I might get better results if I hang from the crawlspace pulldown

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

black person spotted

I cannot even begin to understand what this is supposed to mean.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
its hp, what do you expect?

btw funhilde we are getting our first delivery next weds and i am excited, thank you again!

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Funhilde posted:

I cannot even begin to understand what this is supposed to mean.

I know it sounds racist coming from a white person but it's a thing

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