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Proud Christian Mom posted:Id rather they both get a million claw hammers dropped on them A post worth quoting
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Proud Christian Mom posted:Id rather they both get a million claw hammers dropped on them Same
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Jan 27, 2017 17:38
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I'd rather they both be quietly fired and had their hard cards revoked, seeing as how they desire attention so much.
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Jan 27, 2017 17:41
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Waltrip should move to F1.
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Jan 27, 2017 18:28
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C-Bangin' it 
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How about a compromise and both Waltrips become the full time broadcast team for Formula E?
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Jan 27, 2017 19:24
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How about we fire the Waltrips into an industrial woodchipper with a trebuchet?
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Jan 27, 2017 19:27
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VikingSkull posted:How about we fire the Waltrips into an industrial woodchipper with a trebuchet? That is less horrifying than Formula E but then again this is the Waltrips.
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VikingSkull posted:How about we fire the Waltrips into an industrial woodchipper with a trebuchet? what is it with you and bizarre driver deaths
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Jan 27, 2017 19:31
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I like the Waltrips.
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exploded mummy posted:what is it with you and bizarre driver deaths Kind of his thing
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Jan 27, 2017 19:33
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His thing is bizarre driver deaths, not creative yet wholly justified driver deaths.
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Jan 27, 2017 19:39
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exploded mummy posted:what is it with you and bizarre driver deaths "Totally Normal"
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Jan 27, 2017 20:58
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"Whoa whoa guys like I hate the Waltrips but describing a Warner Bros. style fate for them might just be a bridge too far"
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Jan 27, 2017 21:39
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"The best part of waking up is a Waltrip in your cup"
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Jan 27, 2017 21:45
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exploded mummy posted:"The best part of waking up is a Waltrip in your cup" Preferable to waking up to one locked in his house for three days while an upside down SUV smolders down the street.
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Jan 27, 2017 21:48
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:That is less horrifying than Formula E but then again this is the Waltrips. A drunken bender spout on a Formula E (race) would be interesting. Let him lose on the 24 of Le Mans. Hell pair him up with Kevin Harlan to do the Superbowl.
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Jan 27, 2017 22:09
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Colostomy Bag posted:A drunken bender spout on a Formula E (race) would be interesting. Just make a scream team set of announcers for any sport with either Waltrip, Joe Buck, and Cris Collinsworth.
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Jan 27, 2017 22:55
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"Posts hundreds of times in Shmorky thread Has meltdown, quits forums Comes back and posts 79 times in 12 hours Totally normal." I worry sometimes.
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Well, most of them were poo poo post jokes, as one does in GBS, I didn't really melt down I just joined in a GBS shitposting riot, I didn't quit, I got banned, I wouldn't have come back had EB not bought this account and like most of those 79 posts were either talking about the new NASCAR rules or catching up on other threads while I rode out a Nor'Easter, but besides that yeah you guys know I'm an idiot.
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https://twitter.com/HutStricklin7/status/825163564059131904 Still so bitter from having that Southern 500 win within his grasp and snatched by Gordon. But he has other problems to deal with. https://twitter.com/jordan10taylor/status/825160339532689409
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Boomer The Cannon posted:This.....This is not flattering: Equally as unflattering https://twitter.com/TheOrangeCone/status/825831833501827075
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Jeff Gordon says NASCAR was considering excluding the Daytona 500 from the new system before deciding in the interest of consistency that it also be broken into three segments.
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CBJSprague24 posted:Jeff Gordon says NASCAR was considering excluding the Daytona 500 from the new system before deciding in the interest of consistency that it also be broken into three segments. They should have kept the Daytona 500, Spring Talladega, the Coke 600, and the Southern 500 as is without segments and awarded more chase points to the winners, with an added bonus if a driver wins all 4, Winston Million style. They can market them as honoring NASCAR's heritage and call them the "Crown Jewel" series. What harm is another gimmick thrown into the mix gonna do?
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At Phoenix, the finish line is over HERE, but in late 2018. . . https://twitter.com/A_S12/status/826066279270334464 SwampYankee posted:They should have kept the Daytona 500, Spring Talladega, the Coke 600, and the Southern 500 as is without segments and awarded more chase points to the winners, with an added bonus if a driver wins all 4, Winston Million style. They can market them as honoring NASCAR's heritage and call them the "Crown Jewel" series. What harm is another gimmick thrown into the mix gonna do? That - actually makes a lot of sense. Which is why NASCAR didn't do it.
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SwampYankee posted:They should have kept the Daytona 500, Spring Talladega, the Coke 600, and the Southern 500 as is without segments and awarded more chase points to the winners, with an added bonus if a driver wins all 4, Winston Million style. They can market them as honoring NASCAR's heritage and call them the "Crown Jewel" series. What harm is another gimmick thrown into the mix gonna do? Make it double points in the top 10 and I'm on board with this.
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LASTCAR posted:At Phoenix, the finish line is over HERE, but in late 2018. . . I wonder if the dogleg will be uncutable now with the pits there now
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dentist toy box posted:I wonder if the dogleg will be uncutable now with the pits there now They're encoruaging it.
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Jan 31, 2017 01:39
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Looks like it will still be cuttable, though I can see some really stupid/dangerous crashes having some potential. They should put the line after the dogleg though if they want to encourage it for finishes.
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Jan 31, 2017 01:39
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Late race restarts are gonna be loving hilarious. Someone's gonna cut the dogleg to make a move on the restart and nobody's going to let them back up before turn 1.
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Is there any reason at all to do this beyond "reasons" or "because changes are exciting!"? Make the apron a slick pad or at least paint the lines so guys will spin if they hit them wrong like in the 24 yesterday. e- What the hell is with the S/F line? Whoever's second is barely going to have time to get on the gas to get a run and make a pass coming to the line if it's tight. 
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Jan 31, 2017 02:19
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they think escalators will bring fat gently caress NASCAR fans back to the track
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Jan 31, 2017 02:41
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Can we have  only for Nascar?
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Junyur being woke af
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dentist toy box posted:Junyur being woke af when he scrambles his egg again he's gonna let a refugee drive his car
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dentist toy box posted:Junyur being woke af This makes up for all the times I have been accused of just jumping on the Dale Jr. bandwagon. Dude is great.
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Junyer is a cool guy.
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dentist toy box posted:Junyur being woke af Please don't use that word.
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gret posted:Please don't use that word. Being?
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