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Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014
Lardroom


VikingSkull posted:

tell that to Casey Mears' career

Mercy killing doesn't count.

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


Harveygod posted:

Mercy killing doesn't count.

BLM man, backmarker lives matter

e- GUY SUCKS, DON'T ROOT

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Clint Bowyer will be "loaned" to SHR, Allgaier will get his HScott ride back in the interim, Alex Bowman will get extra seat time in the 7 because Junyer feels bad for him, and Regan Smith will still be stuck at TBR.

That's not how it's going to happen at all, but that's how I could see it going down.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



https://twitter.com/bobpockrass/sta...903565144494080

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


I only support drivers who sell merchandise, sorry

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005



VikingSkull posted:

I only support drivers who sell merchandise, sorry

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



FUCKIN SWEET


VikingSkull posted:

I only support drivers who sell merchandise, sorry

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Practice your restarts SRA

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Keeper of the Secret


ayn rand hand job posted:

Practice your restarts SRA

And don't get advice on that from Gordon.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012



VikingSkull posted:

I only support drivers who sell merchandise, sorry

I want an SRA diecast so loving bad.

Will you be running Mid Ohio by chance, SRA?

von Manstein
Jul 30, 2005

Panzer P.I.M.P

In fantasy as Derrike Cope 4 President

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want





One step closer to me interviewing you at Sonoma.

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.



LASTCAR posted:

One step closer to me interviewing you at Sonoma.

I would pay to see this

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


FuzzySkinner posted:

I want an SRA diecast so loving bad.

Will you be running Mid Ohio by chance, SRA?
I'm wearing my hat now, I will give money for a die cast since I couldn't buy a hat.

I then we can hammer it with a sledge and make jwt injured versions of the sra mobile.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Hey SRA, why 21? Jayski's team chart says nobody's using 23 in NXS this year.

I am a big dork who is genuinely curious about car numbering in NASCAR.

ellspurs
Sep 12, 2007
Kappa :o

CBJSprague24 posted:

Hey SRA, why 21? Jayski's team chart says nobody's using 23 in NXS this year.

I am a big dork who is genuinely curious about car numbering in NASCAR.

Wasn't SRA already using 21 in Trucks? If so, I'd say it was to be consistent with that.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak



He's shooting for a Wood Brothers Cup ride.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


Great news, I have my official Spender Gagager Allegiant Air one way to Vegas economy boarding pass on stand by to root with here and everything

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


I drew a 23 on a napkin a few years ago, gonaa cross it out, put a 21 on it and wave that

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



ellspurs posted:

Wasn't SRA already using 21 in Trucks? If so, I'd say it was to be consistent with that.

They used 21 in his first limited schedule in Trucks before changing to 23. 21 was then used for Joey Coulter's full-time ride, and will be for Johnny Sauter this year.

VikingSkull posted:

I drew a 23 on a napkin a few years ago, gonaa cross it out, put a 21 on it and wave that

Is it a blank napkin? Use the other side for 21 and you'll have it for two different series.

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

It is time for science.

<------ "Stop watching NASCAR" in fantasy

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


Smoke to miss the start of the season with a burst fracture of the L1 vertebra

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Daytona 500 wins: 0

ellspurs
Sep 12, 2007
Kappa :o

VikingSkull posted:

Smoke to miss the start of the season with a burst fracture of the L1 vertebra

If we go off last year, he's going to be favourite to be Champ.

L_Harrison
May 21, 2007


Yeah but Kyle Busch wins races. Tony Stewart has a good day when he finishes one spot ahead of Danica.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014
Lardroom


L_Harrison posted:

Yeah but Kyle Busch wins races. Tony Stewart has a good day when he finishes one spot ahead of Danica.

Yes, and winning races is very important.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.




Here lies Larry flame Stewart he never won a Dayton 500

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak




Smoke isn't even half the drive Junior is these days.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Mikey to BK Racing for the 500, #83 with Maxwell House sponsorship.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


Possibly Chicken posted:

Here lies Larry flame Stewart he never won a Dayton 500

To be fair, he's only retiring from running Cup full time. He already said he'll run NASCAR races in the future and I'm sure the 500 is one of those.

The thing this fucks over is Lebanon Valley kicked out the Outlaws this year and is having the All-Stars instead. Shows how badly WoO is doing. In any case it's on an off week for NASCAR and Smoke was gonna be there for a meet and greet, so now I dunno if that'll happen.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



What's the haps on Fantasy NASCAR?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



Neodoomium posted:

What's the haps on Fantasy NASCAR?

It's in the op (original post)

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Mark Martin and Jeff Burton have both said no to driving the 14, and Jeff Gordon told FOX Sports he would have subbed for Tony Stewart in the 500 if asked if he weren't committed to the telecast.

Apparently, Gordon was the one who invited Stewart to the dunes.

e- Link: https://t.co/x5TBs9jooG

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at Feb 5, 2016 around 17:03

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!



he knows...


Justin Allgaier is the replacement that makes the most sense to me.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


put Rico in the loving thing

e- or Schatz

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008




Toilet Rascal

Can we sub Gordon for the whole year? Watching Smoke come in 4 laps down all year is going to suck.

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba

Fun Shoe

Well if it is supposed to rain that Sunday can we see if Montoya is available

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

CBJSprague24 posted:

Jeff Gordon told FOX Sports he would have subbed for Tony Stewart in the 500 if asked if he weren't committed to the telecast.


Then why is this still a problem

Uncle Jam
Aug 20, 2005

Perfect


Elephanthead posted:

Can we sub Gordon for the whole year? Watching Smoke come in 4 laps down all year is going to suck.

Now you know what it was like watching Richard petty in the late 80s and 90s (could apply earlier but I wouldn't know)

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



If I'm Tony or someone high up at SHR, I ask Jeff or FOX how much money it's going to take to put him in the 14. We know that car has grossly underperformed in the last few seasons and it's felt like it's been a combination of driver and aero package, but who better to give you an outside opinion for a couple races? It doesn't hurt that they come from the same background. Talk him into it, get him to 800 consecutive starts, and use him as the world's greatest R&D driver.

Maybe this can be Brian's Richard Petty/Curb moment (even though those were different circumstances, you know he'd like the attention it would bring).

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