NASCAR 2016: I think at this point one thread per year is probably fine

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Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

we gon get a guy on his lid in this I think

# ? Feb 13, 2016 22:41

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 17:31

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

VikingSkull posted:

we gon get a guy on his lid in this I think

OR girl

ARCA is an equal opportunity wreckfest

# ? Feb 13, 2016 22:45

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Welcome back, ARCA! :allears:

# ? Feb 13, 2016 22:54

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

only in arca will you see three cars hit the wall and come to a rest together a hundred yards away welded together exactly as they were when they hit the wall

# ? Feb 13, 2016 22:54

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

That's the second-worst wreck I've seen involving a lapper on a plate track.

# ? Feb 13, 2016 22:54

Cygni: Nov 12, 2005; raring to post

were they hooked together wth

# ? Feb 13, 2016 22:55

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

ARCA has a rule where a pit stop is mandatory within the last 10 laps of a race? What the poo poo?

e- I misunderstood: https://twitter.com/adam1alexander/status/698633167486504963

That makes more sense, not that anyone could make 70 laps at Daytona on a run.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Feb 13, 2016

# ? Feb 13, 2016 23:04

mischief: Jun 3, 2003

ARCAGEDDON

# ? Feb 13, 2016 23:17

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

"The top 4 have all turned 18 within the last year"

#5 is Frank Kimmel lol

# ? Feb 13, 2016 23:19

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

https://twitter.com/NASFACTS/status/698643394957045760

# ? Feb 14, 2016 00:04

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

Junebug was just on FS1 talking to Kenny Wallace and he was all goony and :3:

about getting to meet supermod legend Bentley Warren

Junyer continues to own

# ? Feb 14, 2016 00:45

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

If you could hang out with any cup driver and you chose anyone but Jr you'd be wrong

# ? Feb 14, 2016 00:53

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Junyer, Kes, Larson, Kyle. One of the four's got the best chance to be my Gordon replacement.

It's got a good chance of being Junyer. I want to go to his house and play NES games he's bought off eBay with him.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 01:46

mischief: Jun 3, 2003

Weird. You guys used to give me poo poo for liking Junior.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 01:54

Jack-in-the-Bach: Oct 15, 2005

He started winning again.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 01:59

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Oh just dawned on me on that faux traffic chase. One of my father's good friends posted of pictures of Gordon's last race car in a warehouse in southern California. So that was used as a prop in that.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 02:07

SpitztheGreat: Jul 20, 2005

Ugh...I swore I was going to tell her I was done.

I was never going to come back.

I was moving on, putting our abusive relationship behind me.

And here I am...excited for another season of NASCAR.

I wish I could quit you!

# ? Feb 14, 2016 02:08

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Wizzle-Wazzle posted:

He ~~started winning again~~ got twitter.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 02:10

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

SpitztheGreat posted:

Ugh...I swore I was going to tell her I was done.

I was never going to come back.

I was moving on, putting our abusive relationship behind me.

And here I am...excited for another season of NASCAR.

I wish I could quit you!

With Gordon retiring, we just said we're friends now. If something great happens, enjoy the fun times and if poo poo happens, I'm not affected and can just see it burn.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 02:13

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Suck it Brad

# ? Feb 14, 2016 02:46

Cygni: Nov 12, 2005; raring to post

Good to see Jeff Gordon settling into the Larry Mac role of trying to share actual insights while DW screams dumb poo poo over him.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 02:47

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Cygni posted:

BOOGITY BOOGITY LETS GO RACING BOYS

# ? Feb 14, 2016 02:49

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Noooo Jr

# ? Feb 14, 2016 02:58

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Man they're getting monstrous runs on each other tonight. And yes do a commercial at 10 to go.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:48

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

BMB5150 posted:

With Gordon retiring, we just said we're friends now. If something great happens, enjoy the fun times and if poo poo happens, I'm not affected and can just see it burn.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 04:06

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

New shootout tradition: Just freakin wreck everyone

# ? Feb 14, 2016 04:10

Sharp_angus: Aug 10, 2005; I just love the game. I can't get enough of hackey!

Cygni posted:

Good to see Jeff Gordon settling into the Larry Mac role of trying to share actual insights while DW screams dumb poo poo over him.

I only managed to tune in for the last 10-15 laps and I noticed that right away. Is there a particular reason they keep DW there apart from BOGGITY BOOGITY YEE HAW?

# ? Feb 14, 2016 04:10

L_Harrison: May 22, 2007

So who's still excited for NASCAR?

# ? Feb 14, 2016 04:16

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

L_Harrison posted:

So who's still excited for NASCAR?

Me I am

# ? Feb 14, 2016 04:17

tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

SpitztheGreat posted:

Ugh...I swore I was going to tell her I was done.

I was never going to come back.

I was moving on, putting our abusive relationship behind me.

And here I am...excited for another season of NASCAR.

I wish I could quit you!

Get out of my brain.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 05:19

Toucan Sam: Sep 2, 2000

L_Harrison posted:

So who's still excited for NASCAR?

Not excited but I've watched it for 35+ years. It has its ups and downs but racing is racing and I'll watch it regardless of the complaining. We sponsor Jennifer Jo Cobb a few times a year so I get some pretty cool perks, like her showing up at my work a couple weeks ago and ending up on her periscope while trying to not be. I'm supposed to be at Daytona next week but I doubt I'll go, rather just watch it on my dvr.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 05:39

mischief: Jun 3, 2003

tater_salad posted:

Get out of my brain.

HE SAID HE LOVED ME.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 05:46

gret: Dec 12, 2005; goggle-eyed freak

Racing is better than no racing.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 06:32

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

Just turn the volume down a bit, and then just follow twitter/IRC during the race.

After that go to synch tube and watch bad rear end random poo poo that Viking, CBJ and others post.

Repeat as many times as necessary.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 08:27

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I'm still excited and my empty-quote of BMB's post was because I couldn't have said it better.

I just hate that we're so Quintessential now that the publishing of purse money is not "contemporary". Also:

quote:

NBC Sports has learned that some �open teams� are expecting to earn a minimum of roughly $160,000 for finishing last in the Daytona 500. Last year, under the race purse that included contingency plans, the last-place finisher earned $262,000.

http://nascar.nbcsports.com/2016/02/13/nascar-discontinues-providing-race-winnings-in-box-scores/

# ? Feb 14, 2016 17:04

tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

Do we know what races sra will be partaking in the busch wins league?

# ? Feb 14, 2016 17:32

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

gret posted:

Racing is better than no racing.

emptyquotin' this cause it's true and I give no fucks

# ? Feb 14, 2016 17:50

L_Harrison: May 22, 2007

Less than 2 hours now until the Cinderella story Chase Elliott pole.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 19:02

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

The fix is in!

# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:00

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kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Possibly Chicken posted:

The fix is in!

Another round to go.

But, yeah.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:02

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