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Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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2016 has already started with too many bored "mad cunts" on the turps, on the disco biscuits and doing liney lines.
it's just the universe making it fair for the other teams.


1) Tigers
2) Titans
3) Parra
4) Broncos

5) Manly
6) Panthers
7) Storm
8) Dogs


9) Roosters
10) Cowboys
11) Souths
12) Dragons

13) Newie
14) Raiders
15) Warriors
16) Sharkies

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Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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iajanus posted:

I can only assume you wrote this in reverse order?

I had a meeting with a League Clairvoyant.
using the sweat collected from the 1992 Goldcoast Seagulls, Schlosy's shoe and Brett Kimmorley's lose testie.
and with her talent with the dark arts, she was able to assure me that the list complied will come to fruition in 2016


also blues to win 3-0, after QLD succumb to the brilliance of a Luke Lewis and Greg Bird Blues halves partnership

Abalone Malone fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Feb 2, 2016

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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ili posted:

Whatever you're on, I want some. It must be some pretty good gear.

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Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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guess who's back!!

http://www.zerotackle.com/nrl/roosters-name-nrl-nines-squad-2016-20458/#iUt71mOqBLgYeDQW.97

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Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Smorgasbord posted:

I like that Parramatta hopes are building, their eventual failure will be all the more delicious.

sung to the bob marley tune..."no sandow, no spoon"

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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the wests tigers are owned by the NRL at this point anyway, aren't they.
they won't let the franchise lapse, maybe relocated to Perth, Singapore or sri lanka

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Anasta kicks a field goal, loses by a 3 points

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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The football gods only accept field goals in the final minute of play.

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Jono C posted:

Today I learned there are two Nikorimas in the NRL.

Nikorimii

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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MiniSune posted:

The jury says you must acquit.

SKD gets off all charges.

if the twit don't fit, you must acquit.


I wonder if lawyers legitimately use the "not his go" defense

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Vagabundo posted:

Seriously, when it happens every year, regardless of who the coach is, then it's pretty obviously the problem is with the players and not the coach. It would be easy to get rid of McFadden, but I doubt it would make any difference unless there's also a serious clear-out and rebuild of the squad. gently caress those fucks.

put Brian Smith in charge
they'll be competitive, won't win anything but they'll make the semi finals every year.


is Luke Brooks is still looking for 800k a year?

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Burn Down Canberra posted:

What a plonker. Thsy should fire him immediately. That would teach him :xd:

probably get banned for a season , starting in 2017

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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To be fair Mitch rein just had his pony tail yanked like he was in a max hardcore video , and no one cared

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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As an impartial supporter, I needed that good laugh

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Smorgasbord posted:

What the gently caress happened to him, he looked like the next big thing a couple years back.

Sticky?

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Smorgasbord posted:

Melbourne still the only team to go unpunished for a serious cap breach.

do you mean in 2016, or in general?

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Smorgasbord posted:

In terms of the proven large scale breaches in the salary cap era - Dogs, Warriors, Storm and now Eels. Does not include non addressed breaches like Roosters, Brisbane etc.

you know they had their premierships stripped from them, right?
there is no way the Broncos are under the cap, but no one seems to care.

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Smorgasbord posted:

You have to be a special kind of idiot to be earning that much money and not have someone else carrying your drugs for you.

"street cred" bullshit I guess.

dude getting paid a Million bucks a year to play a kids game, wants to emulate a spastic in trackie dacks selling points and pingas at leagues clubs.

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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iajanus posted:

Hahhahaha

Wtf

No

Are you insane

Broncos by 60, easy

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Jono C posted:

DCE at least had one or two good games as a utility before making GBS threads the bed in the halves. Wolfman is part of a fine tradition of mediocre NSW wingers whose selections were baffling a year or two after the fact- see also Nathan Merritt, Daniel Tupou and Akuila Uate.

James McManus, Will Hopoate, Anthony Quinn, Steve Turner

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Jennings brought a little bit of parramagic to the game, what a worthless shitcunt.
the NSW Selectors are going the league community a disservice.

G.bird,Gal,Farah, walker, the Morris boys, Jennings and Turd Furgo can gently caress right off.
and they picked the wrong Reynolds.

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Tigers lose this by a point in golden point, just because

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Smorgasbord posted:

Kieran Foran has stopped going to Eels rehab sessions and has been stripped of the captaincy, fined $5000 and issued with a breach notice (3 of those and you're sacked). Please get well Kieran :(

He will be on a plain to Fiji soon

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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bowmore posted:

Parra is such a loving basket case

I feel so sorry for parra supporters this year, wish this could be happen to a poo poo oval office club like Broncos or storm.

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Smorgasbord posted:

Haha what a loving disaster of a club. They had premiership aspirations this year and thought they'd be long term contenders :lol:

They've been cursed since they burnt the grand stand down in the 80's

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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MiniSune posted:

Must admit this Parra shitshow has been rather entertaining.

Still needs more dog.

or dudes pissing in their own mouths

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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for a bunch of juiced up, wife beating cunts.
they sure are a touchie group of people.

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Jono C posted:

Corey Norman has been suspeneded for the rest of the season. I wonder who's going to sign him for next year and how much his fuckups are going to cost him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66tNWd-Xwlk&t=12s

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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iajanus posted:

So many clubs are going for the biggest fuckwits award - who will be the champions?

Titans have been going well, it's about time Greg Bird fucks something up

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Leagues the winner

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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"I love my footy"
Billy Idol 2002

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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MiniSune posted:

There will always be more, and there will be worse.

i think we hit "peak footballer" when Mitchell Pearce pissed his pants and hosed a dog.

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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It's Haynes dream!!!

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Shetlands

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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iajanus posted:

I didn't see the game, what happened?

fair try deemed "no try" by the bunker.
http://www.triplem.com.au/sydney/sport/nrl/news/2016/7/audio-bill-harrigan-and-michael-ennis-savage-bunker/

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Am I having a stroke or are the Cowboys wearing the storms jersey?

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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gently caress me, what a try off the chip and chase for the raiders

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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Jono C posted:

I never realised how much I missed Graeme Hughes on commentary.

Top shelf. Would fit in on foxsports without issue.

Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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the Matty Johns show is awesome:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYFu-odAXYU



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPy_jDMuLqM

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Abalone Malone
Jul 26, 2002

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iajanus posted:

It was pretty satisfying to see him gently caress up all over the shop and then crown his night off with that.

What was the reasoning for it?
Was watching on Foxtel, and they just said it was going to be no try.

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