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Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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Nov 8, 2010
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should i be a rioter the offer is somewhat appealing

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Nov 8, 2010
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RealFoxy posted:

im sure the letter they sent to bio was "please stop breaking our stuff pls we'll pay you"

https://hackerone.com/riot has paid my rent on multiple occasions

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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Radical posted:

i saw a guy with a 16% winrate on yasuo the other day and boy

he was bad

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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Servaetes posted:

Bio which of the five thousand accounts is that that you've linked because you've simultaneously been diamond, megadiamond, challenge, bronze, have all skins, and have four bazillion IP and RP

that's some random saltyteemo player on russia

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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e: wrong thread

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Nov 8, 2010
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Elentor posted:

I have a question for NA and EU players: How many people in the region you play complain about "fair play"?

ganks are dishonourable and all fights must be 1v1

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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flyingkiwi posted:



swain is so busted oh my word

I will be processing your club tag change momentarily

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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jarbv posted:

can we talk aobut best :dong:s??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ack_eczA_c4&t=49s

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Nov 8, 2010
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Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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LegalPad posted:

Do these ever reset, or is it a lifetime thing?

they are lifetime, but every single time i've submitted support ticket it has been "we'll do this once for you, as a one time exception because you've been a good player for so long" and i've had about 24 things refunded

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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Methanar posted:

just dumpstered a streamer infront of 800 viewers.

some good plays but unfortunately plays.tv broke.

http://i.imgur.com/3sYl66S.gifv

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Nov 8, 2010
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Cheap Trick posted:

Yeah I think I'll try this

It just sucks when I'm not even level 10, trying to learn what the items do instead of blindly copying a build from champion.gg, and some wisearse goes "hurhur what kind of retard build is that"

what is your summoner name

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Nov 8, 2010
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Voxx posted:

"I can't get out of silver III because I don't have access to solo queue"

if you're not trash there is literally no excuse

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Nov 8, 2010
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Coca Koala posted:

Were you just deliberately prolonging the game or were you unable to finish before the hour?

edit: never mind, I actually looked at the build and that answered my question.

i was trying to sandbag myself a bit by removing 3 of my item slots so it would be easier for the people i was laning against, didnt really help much

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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the only time i've faced a 5 man premade as a duo queue was last night and we won 168 kills up

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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dumb shop only gives me bad sales

Impotence fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Jun 2, 2016

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Nov 8, 2010
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exethan posted:

I have insane packet loss, but only when spectating games

who is your isp and are you behind some lovely CGNAT or squid or proxy (or in a third world internet country or censorship countrry)

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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methanar boosted him

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Nov 8, 2010
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gvibes posted:

I seriously don't get how matchmaking works. I just turned level 30, I jump into a normal blind pick game, and get matched up against mostly silver players? What. e: I need to find a top laner that I don't suck at so I can try ranked.


lol for solo queue that's pretty hosed, enemy team was khazix, yasuo, nasus 3man / blitz, thresh duo

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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RYang posted:

With the new champ select, can't they just check directly what position you were? Yeah people swap roles in champ select occasionally, and you'll still get a few outliers like Lee Sin players naturally dropping more wards than most other junglers, but that's still better data than telling even great tops that their warding is merely mediocre because it's directly comparing them to supports.

Riot automatically guesses your lane and position based on your actual in game coordinates sampled periodically (along with a bunch of other stuff), the queued position is not saved in public match history

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Nov 8, 2010
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gangnam reference posted:

goonlol dot com triple heart of gold malphite guide

dnk spelling it warmaugs

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Nov 8, 2010
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Servaetes posted:

Yeah I think a goon particularly got smashed into the earth for making a super homophobic team name back in S1 and got mad it got changed to something generic. Pendragon responded, then looked through the logs, and instead of just giving him a week ban with the team name change upgraded it to a permaban

counter logic gayming

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Nov 8, 2010
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Sexpansion posted:

Happens to everyone, don't worry, it will turn around, etc.



Hello from the other side

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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wasn't there some weird pro player that was casually browsing tristana porn while streaming

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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Darth Windu posted:

Sure man as long as they are rank I will play a game or too. Grumblebee

Also that whole "you will get your main role since you played support or fill last game" thing is bull right, I still get support every time lmao

this means you will get either role1 or role2, and won't be assigned a role you didn't pick

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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that isn't a bug. that's the playerbase not wanting to play support to the point where the system needs to manually intervene and force people into support roles. it has zero technical standing.

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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Junji Eat More posted:

I lost respect for him during one of those "unranked to challenger" streams during which people started pointing out the account hadn't been played for months, was played with a completely different champion pool, and with flash on the other key than he was currently using.

Rather than just admit he bought the account, he bullshitted for half an hour about how he'd just been trying a wholly different combination of champs / masteries / playstyle. You know, for funsies.

On top of that he seems to really enjoy nonstop mocking and trashtalking of bronze players while he's making GBS threads on them on a smurf

And of course the many, many purchased accounts

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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LSI is good, I have had past dealings with the creator, he does things fairly well (apart from some weird decisions like using pastebin for hosting changelogs or something), and I guess it looks kinda jank because it's reimplementing the UI instead of using native UI in windows

I would not touch baronreplays with a 100km stick

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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BR used to be a lot cleaner.

Baronreplays of today is a large blob of heavily (intentionally) obfuscated code that randomly makes network calls unencrypted, and grabs random large encrypted blobs that it decrypts at runtime, and the update mechanism doesn't particularly do the whole "check that whatever you're updating is actually legitimate and not MITMed"

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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I'm writing a replay system for fun :toot:

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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ezreal is so cute

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
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my shop is so good i've reported it to riot

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Nov 8, 2010
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if the client fails to poll for leagues in time it'll just show still in placements. can often happen if lagging or you switch profiles too quickly

also transfers from another region retain match history, but DONT retain ranking / league until placements re-place

Impotence fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Oct 21, 2016

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