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Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.



The playlist link in the OP isn't working

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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

I am gently caressed by my SAnta


Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

No but for real you think anyone ever jacked it up there?

At base camp definitely but the way they talk about it up there makes me feel like no. Maybe the Sherpas.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner


Happy Bear Suit posted:

everest is a disgusting, morbid deathtrap of a tourist destination and if I were ruler of the world i would shut it down so stupid idiots would stop littering their dumb corpses and garbage all over the mountain.

No one, literally NO ONE gives a gently caress about your opinion, we are TRYING to discuss if anyone has ever jacked off on the top of everest

Quinctia
Jul 16, 2006

Disasterrific.

If we're deathpooling, I'm gonna go with 10.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 20, 2004



Nooner posted:

No one, literally NO ONE gives a gently caress about your opinion, we are TRYING to discuss if anyone has ever jacked off on the top of everest

these answer has to be resounding yes (because of the hypoxia and poo poo)

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner


Do you think that as soon as you splooged it would instantly turn to ice cause its so cold? Like cum icicle? Talk about a creampop

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I hope that 666 people die this year, hail satan.

Rondette
Nov 3, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

LivesInGrey posted:

The playlist link in the OP isn't working

Hrm, looks like a lot of the links have been deleted since I made it. Grr. I've taken the deleted ones off now, try it again. If anyone has recommendations to put in it I will.


drat. How do you make videos urls not automatically turn into PLAYLIST

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax


ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind





Illegal Hen

Re: Green Boots - the body isn't there any more; it may have been recovered or may not. See http://www.bbc.com/future/story/201...200-dead-bodies

elwood
Mar 28, 2001

by Smythe


TheWhiteNightmare posted:

anyway, i think i can probably hike up to base camp for only 5k


3k for 22 days including flights, guide, porter, lodging and food.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot


Nooner posted:

I imagine the orgasim would be intense, like those dudes who like to choke themselves and their chickens at the same time, ya know? Cause there is less oxygen up there and poo poo, right?

counterpoint: cock frostbite

Prav
Oct 29, 2011



Happy Bear Suit posted:

everest is a disgusting, morbid deathtrap of a tourist destination and if I were ruler of the world i would shut it down so stupid idiots would stop littering their dumb corpses and garbage all over the mountain.

imo the climbers should be redirected to K2

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


I wish that climbing K2 would become the "it" thing to do

Van Kraken
Feb 13, 2012



I think no one will die on the mountain this year.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004



Everest is the xbox one of mountains.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004



EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I wish that climbing K2 would become the "it" thing to do

Seriously, K2 is such a cooler mountain - Everest is like the mountain with the long dick but K2 is like the mountain with an average legnth but girthy dick. i.e. it's actually better but not a lot of people know that.

Dunning Krugerrand
Dec 23, 2015

purestrain pyrite


My death pool vote is 12.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




the tea leaves won't tell me how many dead but i have it on good authority that the earth will open and swallow the whole mountain this year, heralding the beginning of the end times

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot


The Goatfather posted:

the tea leaves won't tell me how many dead but i have it on good authority that the earth will open and swallow the whole mountain this year, heralding the beginning of the end times

good

Tambaloneus
Feb 5, 2007



slinky triscuits posted:

My death pool vote is 12.

I was going to say that, I'll take 14. Or 15 if 14 is taken. I was thinking it might take fewer lives this year to encourage more people to climb next year when it'll feast but then a lot of people have had their climbs disrupted so I figure they'll go all out this year and doggedly continue long past the cut off time.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
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Oh boy, here I go watchin' killin' again!

No one dies, everyone goes home for Christmas

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



11 because if you squint it sort of looks like two people huddled together for warmth before dying of exposure

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



Puppy Galaxy posted:

Seriously, K2 is such a cooler mountain - Everest is like the mountain with the long dick but K2 is like the mountain with an average legnth but girthy dick. i.e. it's actually better but not a lot of people know that.

if you want to be a special snowflake then climb Chimborazo because youll get hipster cred and you'll be 1.5 miles above the Everest chumps without all the avalanches and corpse dodging

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007





Fallen Rib

The great Chomolungma will claim 16 dead this year.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Happy Bear Suit posted:

everest is a disgusting, morbid deathtrap of a tourist destination and if I were ruler of the world i would shut it down so stupid idiots would stop littering their dumb corpses and garbage all over the mountain.

I would do the opposite. Mandatory Everest death marches for the rich.

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.



Rondette posted:

Hrm, looks like a lot of the links have been deleted since I made it. Grr. I've taken the deleted ones off now, try it again. If anyone has recommendations to put in it I will.


drat. How do you make videos urls not automatically turn into PLAYLIST

It's still not working because for some reason you copied a version of the link that had "..." in it, omitting part of the URL. Finding the full link should fix it. And I have no idea how to not make it a playlist.

Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World

Dinosaur Gum

21 dead in some epic blizzard that manages to catch nearly everyone off-guard.

Nuggan
Jul 17, 2006

Always rolling skulls.


Alright, I'm in for 8 this year.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES


can't you just drive a snowmobile up the mountain, seems like you could save a lot of time that way??

Troublemaker
Mar 12, 2007

Doo doo doodoo


I'm going to say 3 dead, and they all die in really stupid ways.

Busty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Death pool 13 for me please

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the cow






I'm going all in at 30 dead this year. It's gonna be a real bad year.

SteveVizsla
Mar 18, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?


I'm going in for 9 in the deathpool.

I can finally watch videos this year YAY

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




Rondette posted:

2014 was hotly anticipated by goons after some notable failures in previous years, including this unfortunate Canadian Lady in 2012 who photoshopped herself into some mountain scenes as part of her climbing preparation.



Let me give people some context about how ridiculous this image is to a local, using our old friend, Google Maps. This is Lake Louise. It's a 2 hour drive from the third busiest international airport in the country.

https://goo.gl/maps/7CxSjwWMgZu



It's easy to drive this highway, it's 4 lanes with a wide median and kept clear all year. It goes right past the lake. 10 minute drive from the highway exit ramp.

https://goo.gl/maps/uqyzT86qmJT2



Parking can be tricky because it gets really busy, but in winter there should be quite a few empty spaces.

https://goo.gl/maps/D3if2kBsNmJ2



A two-minute walk takes you to the lake.

https://goo.gl/maps/FKRfqKsKW4n



There is a huge hotel built here, and the trails around the lake are paved and wheel-chair accessible.

https://goo.gl/maps/rXku5cqYaBz



There is no reason she couldn't have at least visited some mountains before going, even to just take this picture in real life. It's a loving embarrassment. Not that the Lake Louise shoreline would have done her any good with acclimatizing to high elevations, it's only 5700' above sea level.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006



Put me down for 1 with this years stricter permit rules.

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax


Picnic Princess posted:

Let me give people some context about how ridiculous this image is to a local, using our old friend, Google Maps. This is Lake Louise. It's a 2 hour drive from the third busiest international airport in the country.

https://goo.gl/maps/7CxSjwWMgZu

I went there once, its was a big let down! The lake was fine I guess but the "poo poo-aux Concrete" looked like a Holiday Inn and sort of ruined the scene.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

only marfans dot com


be careful on the big dumb rear end rock jutting out from the earth

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008






Gravy Boat 2k

3 deaths for me.

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Oct 24, 2009

so why dont we
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so perfect that it can't go wrong.

i think its the best plan i
have ever heard in my life

Picnic Princess posted:

Let me give people some context about how ridiculous this image is to a local, using our old friend, Google Maps. This is Lake Louise. It's a 2 hour drive from the third busiest international airport in the country.

https://goo.gl/maps/7CxSjwWMgZu



It's easy to drive this highway, it's 4 lanes with a wide median and kept clear all year. It goes right past the lake. 10 minute drive from the highway exit ramp.

https://goo.gl/maps/uqyzT86qmJT2



Parking can be tricky because it gets really busy, but in winter there should be quite a few empty spaces.

https://goo.gl/maps/D3if2kBsNmJ2



A two-minute walk takes you to the lake.

https://goo.gl/maps/FKRfqKsKW4n



There is a huge hotel built here, and the trails around the lake are paved and wheel-chair accessible.

https://goo.gl/maps/rXku5cqYaBz



There is no reason she couldn't have at least visited some mountains before going, even to just take this picture in real life. It's a loving embarrassment. Not that the Lake Louise shoreline would have done her any good with acclimatizing to high elevations, it's only 5700' above sea level.

from looking up details this lady was basically the canadian Chris McCandless. ffs she didn't even know how to put on a crampon until she got to the mountain

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