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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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FrozenVent posted:

No that's K2.

People just die on Everest, K2 goes out of her way to kill them.

Mt. BMW

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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first sherpa with over $1b net worth of 'accidental' asphyxiations

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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#everestdickpics #microscope

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Jun 4, 2011

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Tochiazuma posted:

Her wonderful example will bring joy to the hearts of vegan children worldwide as they realize that they, too, can die a pointless death on an uncaring slab of rock, just like meat-eaters

you can die and be forgotten at sea level, just be poor first

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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dj_clawson posted:

Man, I should run a tour escorting people from Everest base camp to the Dead Sea (the lowest point below sea level on earth). Checks up front, no refunds in the event of death before the start of trip.

same except their moms attic to her basement

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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zedprime posted:

Fly around the world 500 times while on 27000 doses of ecstasy and eating 1.3 million charcoal broiled steaks.

Maybe the Everest climbers are on to something, it certainly seems like the cheapest way to play Russian roullette compared to some of these alternatives.

tbh if you use a charcoal grill while on ecstasy on a plane, your chance of dying might be closer to everest

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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AceRimmer posted:

Vaper shop owners are even lower in the sherpa social hierarchy than butchers and millers true fact.

Sherpas and non fedoras agree on something

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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first zika baby born above 8000m

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Jun 4, 2011

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Alan Smithee posted:

I want to see this Everest movie that's hunger games except actually good and not for dumb broody millennial kids

The end scene will be Jennifer Lawrence in a yellow coat and a sherpa threatening to eat a kill dose of everestberries, then she dies from oxygen deprivation and the sherpa turns to the camera and grins as he drops the turds from his hands and walks back down.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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FrozenVent posted:

Cheaper than a divorce.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

He's trying to play it off like he thought she would be ok, but he had to have known. Even through all the haze, some part of him had to be screaming that if he left her there, that would be the last time he'd ever see her alive. Dude straight up abandoned his wife to reach the top. The only thing colder than that was her body when he got back.

in his defense, she was a vegan

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Cojawfee posted:

I'm also interested in how many people died due to bootstrap related injuries.

First oppressed white Christian male to summit Everest while carrying bootstraps (the sherpa was carrying them).

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Gobbeldygook posted:

deliverance was shot on the chattooga river which has fairly easy whitewater rapids. you can go under the bridge the banjo players were on, see where a man was made to squeal like a piggy, and body surf where they fell into the river.

And that's how they treated white people

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Anya posted:

As an Appalachian American,

sorry about your speech impediment

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Bip Roberts posted:

Banff is very nice but there has to be a second nice view in all of Canada.

find a city and look south

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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This place is not a place of honor.
No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
Nothing valued is here.
This place is a message and part of a system of messages.
Pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

There's a bunch of kickin rad poo poo down here, don't be a pussy in front of your bros.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Brake fade is real and also scary as poo poo the first time it happens to you. [citation me discovering brake fade on a 2 way stop across a busy road at the bottom of a hill]

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Everest permits are $5, Sherpa permits are $500,000.

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